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: So, I'm thinking that Trip put a trophy condom on his neighbors door and then transferred a trace of his reproductive material back onto his own doorknob. Sara Sidle
: You've uh, you've heard of trophy condoms? Mia Dickerson
: Sara, I went to college.
: Hey. Want to talk about semen? Sara Sidle
] Catherine Willows
: Hi. Mia Dickerson
: Hey. Catherine Willows
: Husband and wife got into it. Mia Dickerson
: What set them off? Catherine Willows
: She caught him with a hooker in their bed. She cut him. He killed her. Mia Dickerson
: What about the hooker? Catherine Willows
: She grabbed his wallet and took off.
: You're listening to music? Mia Dickerson
: [turning down the volume
] It was Greg's suggestion. Warrick Brown
: No, it's good. Well, maybe not your music taste, but we'll work on that.
: [to Mia
] So would you like to grab a bite later? I know a diner down the street that serves a mean liver and onions. Mia Dickerson
: I don't eat out. Greg Sanders
: Never ever? Mia Dickerson
: I don't like expectorant. Greg Sanders
: Really? Mia Dickerson
: Kitchen staff talk while they prepare your food and then the wait staff repeats your order over the plate, and by the time you get your meal, there are several DNA samples coating it. Greg Sanders
: Wow. Mia Dickerson
: Yeah. No, thank you. Mia Dickerson
: I don't eat birthday cake either. Greg Sanders
: Oh, blowing out the candles. Mia Dickerson
: Ugh. Don't get me started.
: Nine vibrators, five plugs and four strands of beads. Greg Sanders
: And a partridge in a pear tree. Some kids are happy playing in the sandbox, others want every toy in the store. And apparently these are dishwasher safe. Mia Dickerson
: I'll swab the nooks and crannies for semen and vaginal secreations and epthelials, but don't get your hopes up. Greg Sanders
: Oh, my money's on bag number two. Mia Dickerson
: Twenty-six used condoms. Greg Sanders
: Just like being back in college, right? Mia Dickerson
: Sara said you didn't lose your virginity until you were twenty-two.
[Greg acts like he didn't hear her and goes back to work