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Calleigh Duquesne (Character)
from "CSI: Miami" (2002)

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"CSI: Miami: Free Fall (#4.20)" (2006)
Peter Elliott: Hey, are you OK? Field Agent told me about the Leo and Sienna thing on the bridge. Crazy stuff.
Calleigh Duquesne: Word travels fast. I'm surprised you're willing to set foot in our lab with all the information leaks around here
Peter Elliott: If you're referring to our fraud case, I'm sorry.
Calleigh Duquesne: You knew that bank was part of our investigation and you said nothing.
Peter Elliott: The bank closure was in front of a Judge. If ownership found out, they could have blocked it. There was too much was at stake, Calleigh.
Calleigh Duquesne: We're on the same team.
Peter Elliott: I know that. But right now your lab has a credibility problem. We have to be careful until it blows over.
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't think this is gonna blow over. Everytime I see you, there's a new reason not to trust you. Excuse me.

Ryan Wolfe: I thought Peter Elliot was helping us?
Calleigh Duquesne: He is. At my Request.
Ryan Wolfe: Doesn't want to get his, uh, pretty suit dirty? Where is he?
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't know. Maybe he's emailing Quantico. Having lunch with his fiancée.

Calleigh Duquesne: [Examining a manual typewriter] The model comes with a bullet.
Wayne Leonard: Is it new or old?
Calleigh Duquesne: It's old enough.

Calleigh Duquesne: Great! So we're working together on this one.
Peter Elliott: You called, Cal.
Calleigh Duquesne: For an expert opinion. Do not try and big foot my case.

Calleigh Duquesne: The other victim had a head wound too. Is that right?
Dr. Alexx Woods: Yeah. But that bullet isn't yours, Calleigh Honey. It went on an ambulance ride.

Calleigh Duquesne: Suero came looking for his million.
Ryan Wolfe: It proves Leo and Sienna are crazy. They killed a cartel boss.

"CSI: Miami: Blood in the Water (#4.2)" (2005)
Calleigh Duquesne: All of a sudden, evidence isn't just evidence.

Calleigh Duquesne: Run and shoot Ryan, our crime scene is going under.

Calleigh Duquesne: Damn!
Ryan Wolfe: Everything OK?
Calleigh Duquesne: My firearms proficiency is up. Six months goes by fast.
Ryan Wolfe: Well, you left firearms. So it's not such a big deal is it?
Calleigh Duquesne: I like to stay current.

Calleigh Duquesne: Ship's sinking.
Ryan Wolfe: We better work fast.

Calleigh Duquesne: Horatio's got a suspect on ice. He won't stay that way forever. I'm taking this to DNA.
Jim Markham: OK, but this is my lab now.
Calleigh Duquesne: All due respect, this is my evidence. You want the results, I'll be in DNA.

"CSI: Miami: Body Count (#1.24)" (2003)
[Calleigh catches Hank Kerner at gunpoint]
Calleigh Duquesne: Drop the gun. Get down on the floor.
[Hank tries to move]
Calleigh Duquesne: Uh-uh. There are two ways this goes down. Either way, you're dropping the gun.
Hank Kerner: If I give up now, I go to the chair.
Calleigh Duquesne: Ten years of appeals, or you can go right now.

Detective John Hagen: Where have you been?
Calleigh Duquesne: I took a drive... got some fresh air... I apprehended an escaped felon.

Detective John Hagen: You know Hank Kerner? Our fugitive?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, we've been through two hung juries together. It's not like we're picking out china.

Hank Kerner: This ain't over, bitch. I'll be seeing you.
Calleigh Duquesne: Well you know what the thing is, Hank? It doesn't really matter if you do, because even if you get rid of me someone will step in my place, and if you silence me, the evidence has it's own voice and it keeps saying over and over, "you". You and your bullets. You know what, and by the way, where you're going, I think you're going to be the bitch.

Detective John Hagen: Where have you been?
Calleigh Duquesne: I took a drive, got some fresh air... apprehended an escaped felon.

"CSI: Miami: Dispo Day (#1.18)" (2003)
Waiter: I didn't touch her
Calleigh Duquesne: You don't have to touch somebody to shoot them.

Eric Delko: Car's stolen.
Calleigh Duquesne: Based on...?
Eric Delko: Based on the screwdriver in the ignition.

Calleigh Duquesne: So you're going to shave before you go to IAB?
Tim Speedle: It's a polygraph test, not a portrait.
Calleigh Duquesne: Well, you know, presentation is everything.

Polygraph Tester: [Doing a lie detector test on Calleigh] Is your name Calleigh Duquesne?
Calleigh Duquesne: [after Calleigh inhailed cocaine] Yes. And my nickname is 'Lambchop'. But only my dad calls me that!

Jack Seeger: Don't make me call Lt. Caine.
Calleigh Duquesne: I wouldn't make my LT take a call from you.

"CSI: Miami: Kill Zone (#1.9)" (2002)
Horatio Caine: So what do you get when a six foot tall man lays down with a three foot long rifle?
Calleigh Duquesne: Hot flashes... but that's just me.

Horatio Caine: Nice work. Have you considered a transfer to S.W.A.T.?
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't look good in all black.
Horatio Caine: I beg to differ.

Calleigh Duquesne: So, how do three people get shot in broad daylight on a busy street and nobody sees anything?
Horatio Caine: Sniper.

Horatio Caine: [measuring the distance of their sniper's nest] Six hundred and fifty yards.
Calleigh Duquesne: That's six and a half football fields.
Horatio Caine: One shot, one kill. This guy's either military trained or police.
Calleigh Duquesne: He's Marine Corps, probably. They're the best snipers in the world.

"CSI: Miami: Nailed (#4.8)" (2005)
Ryan Wolfe: You always take his side.
Calleigh Duquesne: Funny. He says the same thing about you.

Ryan Wolfe: Oh, there he is. Nice of you to show up.
Eric Delko: What's your problem, Wolfe?
Ryan Wolfe: Must be nice to work on Delko Time. Cherry pick cases. Work when you want.
Eric Delko: I had something I had to take care of. You need any help, Calleigh?
Ryan Wolfe: Yo, Eric, it's too little, too late.
Eric Delko: If I thought you could even understand what I'm going through, I'd explain it to you.
[Calleigh steps between Eric and Ryan]
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay, You know what? That is enough. I get it.
[Turns to Eric]
Calleigh Duquesne: Eric, we are fine. If I need extra help, I will call you.
[Turns to Ryan]
Calleigh Duquesne: You're in the elevator with me. We're leaving now!

Calleigh Duquesne: Your turn! I jumped the dumpster at Joe's Stoned Crab. I'll help you.

Calleigh Duquesne: They where cookin'. Donna Karan size two, daughter too young, ex-wife size ten.

"CSI: Miami: Double Jeopardy (#4.18)" (2006)
Calleigh Duquesne: Only tool marks will tell.

Calleigh Duquesne: What woman wears panty hose in Miami?

Calleigh Duquesne: Well, I know that this sounds terrible, but... let's hope he cut her to the bone.

Calleigh Duquesne: Oh my Gosh. Why is it so cold in here?
Dr. Alexx Woods: I don't want to lose what little of her I've got. When you pull a body out of the water putrefaction goes into over drive.
Calleigh Duquesne: Well, tell me you at least have enough for cause of death.
Dr. Alexx Woods: Don't know yet. What I can tell you is, her fingers were cut off.
Calleigh Duquesne: You sure it wasn't the wild life?
Dr. Alexx Woods: No, they only go for the meaty parts: the lips, ears. The fish finish the job, but someone got them started.

"CSI: Miami: From the Grave (#4.1)" (2005)
Calleigh Duquesne: Wow, I think I should dump Tox and get into DNA.

Detective Frank Tripp: So, what were the Mala Noche packin' up in here? Brand new putters and they're heavy!
Calleigh Duquesne: Hey! That's evidence.
Detective Frank Tripp: Wouldn't help my game anyway.

Horatio Caine: The FBI considers the Mala Noche the most dangerous crime organization in the United States, ladies and gentlemen. They stay away from drugs to avoid deportation, but what they specialize in is murder for hire, extortion... the list goes on. In short... they are Miami's new Mafia. Now, I must tell you that they have already killed six police officers.
Ryan Wolfe: Trying to scare us, Horatio?
Horatio Caine: Born in the Nicaraguan wars, they have no fear. So anyone not interested, I'll understand.
[Calleigh, Delko, and Wolfe all exchange glances]
Calleigh Duquesne: We're in if you're in.

"CSI: Miami: Forced Entry (#1.14)" (2003)
Vincent Graziano: That's a good story. I enjoyed that. But you forgot one thing... I'm a lawyer, a damn good one.
Calleigh Duquesne: You know what? You're right, I did forget one thing; Michelle's blood wasn't the only one we found on the ring. Benito Ramon's was there as well.
Eric Delko: And the cremated ash. And the chances of that happening to anyone but the murderer are about a million to one.
Calleigh Duquesne: You may be a lawyer, but I'm a CSI. A damn good one.

Dr. Alexx Woods: I had to micro a hand just last week. Only way we could get the evidence out.
Eric Delko: Well, let her rip.
Calleigh Duquesne: Wait! Y'all are acting like this is no big deal. That's someone's hand!
Dr. Alexx Woods: Calleigh, you've picked up body parts before.
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, but I've never microwaved one. And it sort of... freaks me out that y'all have.

Calleigh Duquesne: [checking out a murder at a crematorium] I used to think I wanted to be cremated when I die, but now I don't know.

"CSI: Miami: Legal (#3.5)" (2004)
Ryan Wolfe: Your parents trust fund. It's a matter of public record.
Calleigh Duquesne: There's a morals clause in there that says if you stay clean and sober until you're 21, you get this.... Breakwater Key.
Ryan Wolfe: That's a whole island, isn't it? Wow. My parents are leaving me their lawn mover.

Ryan Wolfe: I took this criminalist seminar, evaluating evidence, the visiting lecturer said that the CSI's job is to think outside the box, sometimes the best tool is the stud attached to your earring she said, those are nice earrings by the way.
Calleigh Duquesne: You took my class

Ryan Wolfe: [sarcastically to suspect] Oh, you've got an alibi.
[to Calliegh]
Ryan Wolfe: He's got an alibi.
Calleigh Duquesne: We love alibis.

"CSI: Miami: Losing Face (#1.2)" (2002)
Calleigh Duquesne: Take smells good.
Eric Delko: A little cafe cubano. Put some hair on your chest.
Calleigh Duquesne: Don't you just say the sweetes things.

Calleigh Duquesne: French lace - from the window at the Moreno house. It's also used on high-end toupees. It gives a more natural look to the hairline.
Tim Speedle: Lace on a rug.
Calleigh Duquesne: Un-huh.
Tim Speedle: Well, shoot me if it comes to that.

Calleigh Duquesne: And Moreno's wife said he liked to stay up late and watch TV. My guess is he got jumped right in the middle of Letterman.
Tim Speedle: Top ten ways to get your head blown off.

"CSI: Miami: Golden Parachute (#1.1)" (2002)
[Horatio & Calleigh look at the wreckage]
Calleigh Duquesne: Is it as bad as it looks?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: It's actually worse than it looks.

Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Calleigh, the bullet?
Calleigh Duquesne: There was no bullet.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Well how did the pilot get shot?
Calleigh Duquesne: He didn't.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: [a close up of a rivet loosening appears. The pressure fires it through the cockpit where it hits the pilot] A rivet runs through it.

NTSB Technician: Oh I heard of you, you're the uh bullet girl right?
Calleigh Duquesne: And what does that make you, air plane boy?

"CSI: Miami: Simple Man (#1.17)" (2003)
Calleigh Duquesne: [walking into gun vault with dozens of guns; smiling] Be still, my heart!

Horatio Caine: [gunshots] Nice Shot.
Calleigh Duquesne: Hey
Horatio Caine: Are you busy?
Calleigh Duquesne: Oh, I'm up to my ass in alligators.
Calleigh Duquesne: There was a big shooting on the causeway yesterday. 54 expended rounds, not to mention Detective Hagen is riding me like a Gulfstream Park pony.

"CSI: Miami: Out of Time (#8.1)" (2009)
[searching for Eric in the Everglades]
Calleigh Duquesne: What if he collapsed in the water?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: He's out here, Calleigh, and we're gonna find him.

[1997 flashback]
Calleigh Duquesne: You must be the tow truck driver.
Eric Delko: I prefer "automotive recovery expert".

"CSI: Miami: Freaks and Tweaks (#1.23)" (2003)
Calleigh Duquesne: Aren't you supposed to be off this case?
Dr. Alexx Woods: Jones got the report. Can't help it if I can read upside down.

Dr. Alexx Woods: You're not even going to ask me why she'd slip Dennis eyedrops?
Calleigh Duquesne: I'm a lawyer's daughter. I don't ask a question that I have the answer to.

"CSI: Miami: The Best Defense (#2.5)" (2003)
[Calleigh's father unexpectedly shows up at CSI]
Calleigh Duquesne: [suspiciously] Okay, what's happened now?
Kenwall 'Duke' Duquesne: Why do you always make it sound so bad?
Calleigh Duquesne: Did mom take you back?

Calleigh Duquesne: Dad, you walk as quiet as a mouse!

"CSI: Miami: Camp Fear (#1.11)" (2002)
[going through evidence]
Calleigh Duquesne: Nasal mucus... and it isn't even my birthday.

Calleigh Duquesne: [to the victim's mother] 'Choir girls don't make the A-list', isn't that what you told your daughter?

"CSI: Miami: Complications (#2.11)" (2004)
Calleigh Duquesne: [entering the room where Delko is processing the murder weapon] Are you tied up?
Eric Delko: Cute.
Calleigh Duquesne: Did somebody beat me to it?
Eric Delko: How about the entire day shift.

Dr. Keith Winters: We keep a computerized log of every procedure. Now, after Sara's death, Carlos suggested that we... erase the record, and I refused. Unfortunately, doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from showing you anything without a warrant.
Calleigh Duquesne: [handing said warrant to Dr. Winters] Oh, here you go. Be careful. The ink's still wet.

"CSI: Miami: Hard Time (#2.3)" (2003)
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Listen, I'm going to run down our rapist's cellmates, phone records, and visitors. See what he's got in his back pocket.
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay. I've got some shoe prints that might be able to help us. I'll show you when you get back.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I'm not coming back anytime soon.
Calleigh Duquesne: You're not?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Tomorrow is Shaw's parole hearing. If it goes his way, they're going to crack those gates immediately.
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, and you want to be there.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: With enough evidence to put him right back in.
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay. Working as fast as we can.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Take care.

Eric Delko: Hey, Calleigh.
Calleigh Duquesne: Hey.
Eric Delko: Hey, listen, thanks for taking that DB call out at that condo. I really appreciate it.
Calleigh Duquesne: Sure.
Eric Delko: You know how traffic's a bitch getting over to Biscayne.
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah. People say.
Eric Delko: Everything go okay?
Calleigh Duquesne: Uh, let's see. We may have a timeline off some wood, got some shoe prints, possible DNA off of Kleenex. Oh, and the dead girl wasn't dead.
Eric Delko: What?
Calleigh Duquesne: No, she was hanging on by a thread.
Eric Delko: [suspiciously] You're kidding.
[Calleigh doesn't say anything]
Eric Delko: Where is she?
Calleigh Duquesne: Over at Grace Memorial. By the grace of God, I might add.

"CSI: Miami: Kill Clause (#8.9)" (2009)
Calleigh Duquesne: So, Horatio wanted me to get a statement from you about today. Why don't we start with, um... who's the girl?
Jesse Cardoza: What girl?
Calleigh Duquesne: [pantomiming taking notes] Girl you were stalking.
Jesse Cardoza: Okay, you and Ryan really need to stop texting so much.
[Calleigh laughs]

Garrett Yates: You can't prove I didn't touch that rope somewhere else. Someone could have stolen it from my shed.
Natalia Boa Vista: No, we know that you strangled her, because we have DNA that proves it.
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay, here's the thing: you're going to go away for Hannah Wilcox's murder, there's no doubt about it. There isn't a jury in the world that is going to find any sympathy for a corporate executive who's killing for a profit sheet.
Natalia Boa Vista: And you're not going to last one day in prison, because executives are right down there on the food chain with pedophiles.

"CSI: Miami: Three-Way (#4.5)" (2005)
Detective Frank Tripp: Looks like a pint's worth of blood.
Calleigh Duquesne: I wonder who cleaned it.
Detective Frank Tripp: I know how they did it. All the towels are gone.
Calleigh Duquesne: "How" is the first step to "who".

Calleigh Duquesne: [a murder suspect is claiming self-defense] One hit is self-defense. Two more is murder. This is called cast-off. It proves that you took two additional, very bloody swings.

"CSI: Miami: Sink or Swim (#7.16)" (2009)
[after Eric was released detention following issues with his immigration status]
Calleigh Duquesne: [jokingly] You missed out.
[they hug]
Calleigh Duquesne: I was going to marry you, but your dad stepped in.
Eric Delko: [laughing] What makes you think I would say yes? Maybe I met somebody special on the inside.
Calleigh Duquesne: I doubt his cooking is as good as mine. Hey, why don't I take you back to my place, I'll make you a traditional American dinner since you are new to our country?
Eric Delko: Sounds good... but danger has been following me everywhere I go.
[Shaking her head, she kisses him]
Eric Delko: Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you.
[She kisses him again]

Eric Delko: [worried that he is a magnet for danger] Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you.
[She kisses him]
Calleigh Duquesne: C'mon. I have the safest house in Miami. Do you know how many guns I have?
[they walk off together]

"CSI: Miami: Count Me Out (#8.10)" (2009)
Paula Olsen: Marie's not going anywhere.
Calleigh Duquesne: Ms. Olsen, we have evidence linking her to a murder.
Paula Olsen: That census guy? That-that's impossible. She's never left my sight.
Calleigh Duquesne: Okay, look. Are you going to bring her out, or do I need to go in there and get her?

Paula Olsen: False imprisonment?
Paula Olsen: I should have put her on the slow boat to Haiti when I had the chance.
Calleigh Duquesne: What you should have done is treat her with basic human dignity.
Paula Olsen: [indignantly] While she sneaks out for nooky with the local drug dealer?
Calleigh Duquesne: [to officer] Cuff her, please.
Paula Olsen: [trying to fight the officer off] Get your hands off of me!
Calleigh Duquesne: All right! Look, lady, if you do not get into that car without further incident, then I am *happy* to add resisting arrest to your rap sheet.
Paula Olsen: Remember, I pay your salary.
Calleigh Duquesne: [walking Olsen to the car] Then I deserve a raise.

"CSI: Miami: Witness to Murder (#2.12)" (2004)
Calleigh Duquesne: [Calleigh about a fender-bender shooting] People might play nicer with a fender bender if they realized that 3 out 10 people stash a gun in their car.
Alexx Woods: That true?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yup.
Alexx Woods: Then I'll think a little harder next time I flip someone the bird.

Alexx Woods: Whoa. Found something else that might belong to the bad guy.
Calleigh Duquesne: Three-eighty Beretta Tomcat.
Alexx Woods: That's what I like about criminals: not the brightest. Leaving the murder weapon at the scene. That's good.
Calleigh Duquesne: Unless it's not the murder weapon.
Alexx Woods: Why is that?
Calleigh Duquesne: It's fully loaded.
Alexx Woods: Maybe there was one in the chamber.
Calleigh Duquesne: [checking the chamber] Well, the only way to tell for sure if this is the actual murder weapon is to find the bullet and the casing.
Alexx Woods: Then start looking. 'Cause we've got a through and through.

"CSI: Miami: Skeletons (#4.15)" (2006)
Calleigh Duquesne: Are you Okay??
Natalie Boa Vista: I just have a touch of the flu.
Calleigh Duquesne: Didn't you just have the flu??
Natalie Boa Vista: My Luck!
Calleigh Duquesne: Are you sure you're alright?? Cause you're really pale.
Natalie Boa Vista: Oh yeah. It's worse in the morning.
Calleigh Duquesne: Well, if it's anything, Chicken soup always works for me. When I have the flu.

"CSI: Miami: Backstabbers (#5.11)" (2006)
Calleigh Duquesne: Emma, it's safe to come out.
Emma Cervantes: Did you get him?
Calleigh Duquesne: We did.
Emma Cervantes: The man in the jacket?
Calleigh Duquesne: We got the man in the jacket.
Emma Cervantes: I was scared.
Calleigh Duquesne: I think that's a very brave thing to admit.

"CSI: Miami: Bone Voyage (#8.7)" (2009)
Calleigh Duquesne: Tripp said you put out a BOLO on a young lady.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Have we found her?
Calleigh Duquesne: We found her car in the Glades. Apparently, there's blood at the scene.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: Okay, so let's go back to the scene and turn over every rock.
Calleigh Duquesne: You want to work it as a murder?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I'm trying to prevent one.

"CSI: Miami: Collision (#4.17)" (2006)
Calleigh Duquesne: [hands Eric a pistol recovered from a pawn shop] Pawn-shop owner said he wiped it down before he planned to move it. Nobody wants to buy a dirty gun.
Eric Delko: There's pawn-shop clean - and then there's CSI clean.

"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Cross-Jurisdictions (#2.22)" (2002)
Calleigh Duquesne: Hi. Calleigh Duquesne. Don't ask how I spell it. Southern.
Catherine Willows: Catherine Willows. Southern... Vegas.

"CSI: Miami: Spring Break (#1.21)" (2003)
Creepy Guy: Come on, Blondie, flash me.
Calleigh Duquesne: [turns to reveal badge and gun] That hot enough for ya, or do you want to see my gun permit?

"CSI: Miami: Rampage (#4.24)" (2006)
Eric Delko: [about an ex-girlfriend] You remember Gloria?
Calleigh Duquesne: [fondly] Oh, the crazy one.

"CSI: Miami: Bunk (#1.13)" (2003)
Keith Sewell: I don't do old women. Nothing over 25.
Calleigh Duquesne: A convicted rapist with standards.

"CSI: Miami: Bolt Action (#8.3)" (2009)
Eric Delko: I.A., uh, recommended that the State Attorney's Office not take the case any further.
Calleigh Duquesne: You're kidding! They're dropping it? How'd you find that out before the final report?
Eric Delko: You're gonna laugh.
[Eric holds up his phone]
Eric Delko: Twitter.
Calleigh Duquesne: Unbelievable.

"CSI: Miami: Hurricane Anthony (#2.6)" (2003)
Eric Delko: Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
Calleigh Duquesne: They do alleviate global warming.

"CSI: Miami: Dead Zone (#2.2)" (2003)
[Calleigh and Speed have gone to see Vivian, a Southern woman, who bought an artifact that is evidence in a crime they are trying to solve]
Tim Speedle: You just destroyed any fingerprints the killer might have left.
Vivian: Well I had no idea,
[feigning regret]
Vivian: I'm terribly sorry.
Tim Speedle: Yeah, sure you are. You know what, we're going to need to take that from you anyway.
Vivian: Oh no you don't. This cross is mine until you youngsters bring me a warrant from a sitting judge.
Tim Speedle: Is that the sacred part you were talking about there, Vivian?
Vivian: You must be a Yankee.
Tim Speedle: Yeah, I'm from Jamaica, Queens.
Calleigh Duquesne: He's doing his best to serve the great state of Florida, Mrs. Kensington. He's a bit of a rebel himself. So if, uh, if it wouldn't be too much trouble would you mind if we got the name of the person who sold you the artifact?
Vivian: Well I might just be able to find that information for YOU somewhere.

"CSI: Miami: Miami, We Have a Problem (#8.15)" (2010)
Jesse Cardoza: [entering the space shuttle] Wow! Do you understand, when I was a kid, I pretended everything was a spaceship? I can't believe we're actually standing inside of one.
Calleigh Duquesne: Would you pay two million dollars to go up for the ride?
Jesse Cardoza: Are you kidding? In a heartbeat.

"CSI: Miami: In Plane Sight (#8.4)" (2009)
Calleigh Duquesne: This is my first case of death by winch.
Jesse Cardoza: You haven't changed much since the day I met you, have you?
Calleigh Duquesne: Oh, my gosh. That was my first day, wasn't it?
Jesse Cardoza: [laughing to himself] Yeah, I remember - the very enthusiastic lateral.
Calleigh Duquesne: I was right to be! This is a great lab.
Jesse Cardoza: Yeah, it's certainly not the broom closet I remember.

"CSI: Miami: To Kill a Predator (#6.17)" (2008)
Calleigh Duquesne: Guess what our substance is off the dead lawyer's shirt.
Ryan Wolfe: Uh, well, considering that it came from the undercarriage of his car, which was pierced by his bone, which incidentally I'm really glad I wasn't there to see, my guess is... motor oil, 10W30.
Calleigh Duquesne: Try soybeans.
Ryan Wolfe: Soybeans, like ethanol?
Calleigh Duquesne: No, as in bio-diesel. One hundred percent bio-diesel, in fact. It's rare, so it should make our hit and run car easy to find.
Ryan Wolfe: Well, it's nice to know that our killer cares about the environment.

"CSI: Miami: You May Now Kill the Bride (#6.14)" (2008)
Calleigh Duquesne: [noticing a GSR stain on Tripp's pants] Did you fire your weapon today?
Sgt. Frank Tripp: No. Why?
Calleigh Duquesne: You're glowing.

"CSI: Miami: Deep Freeze (#6.5)" (2007)
Wendy Legassic: I signed a non-disclosure agreement with the TV station. It's legally binding.
Calleigh Duquesne: So are handcuffs. It's your choice, Wendy.

"CSI: Miami: Invasion (#2.16)" (2004)
Calleigh Duquesne: That's not fair. Why do you get to go?
Eric Delko: Because I was there when Horatio ordered the helicopter.
Calleigh Duquesne: But if you're going to search the whole city by air, don't you need an extra set of eyes?
Eric Delko: We're just working Zellar and Davis' comfort zones. Thermal viewer.
Calleigh Duquesne: The body is cold by now.
Eric Delko: Well, thermal viewer can detect vegetation distress caused by proximity to a decaying cadaver.
Calleigh Duquesne: I expect pictures.

"CSI: Miami: Money for Nothing (#2.17)" (2004)
Calleigh Duquesne: Well when we get close to tool marks and ink processing I'll call you.
FBI Agent Peter Elliott: If you don't, you'll be hearing from my boss down at the Homeland Security Office.
Calleigh Duquesne: Well. I've got goosebumps.

"CSI: Miami: Death Pool 100 (#5.3)" (2006)
Calleigh Duquesne: I guess somebody will always think it's easy to make a hundred.
Horatio Caine: But we... we know different, don't we?

"CSI: Miami: 48 Hours to Life (#4.4)" (2005)
Ryan Wolfe: Hey, is that the shank from the jail murder?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah, I found it in Darrel's cell.
Ryan Wolfe: Is that a turkey bone?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yep. I also found a little dental floss.
Ryan Wolfe: Prisoners are so resourceful.

"CSI: Miami: MIA/NYC Nonstop (#2.23)" (2004)
Eric Delko: Hey, Cal.
Calleigh Duquesne: We narrowed the geographical profile of our suspect.
Eric Delko: [derisive laugh] What'd he do, hawk up his address?
Calleigh Duquesne: Yeah. Take a look.
Eric Delko: [looking under a microscope] What is it?
Calleigh Duquesne: Mercury, asbestos, and lead. Kerosene, distilled petroleum. It's jet fuel.
Eric Delko: Ground Zero.
Calleigh Duquesne: There are thousands of cases of upper respiratory inflammation reported by people who were living in the vicinity of the 9/11 attack. So, I'm thinking our suspect routinely expectorates phlegm in order to clear his throat.
Eric Delko: Dad might have been in New York on business during 9/11.
Calleigh Duquesne: Except I don't think the Spelmans are the kind of people who would spit in the house. I'm going to compare the DNA to the parents, but I'm thinking that the spit belongs to our killer.
Eric Delko: They call Miami the Sixth Borough. Guy might've moved down here, be a local by now.
Calleigh Duquesne: I'll run it against local databases.

"CSI: Miami: Smoke Gets in Your CSIs (#7.14)" (2009)
Colin Astor: I never shot anybody. Not that guy you found, and certainly no one as pretty as you.
Calleigh Duquesne: Can you explain to us how your skin got under his fingernails?
Colin Astor: I have no idea. I have seen that guy. That's Elbows.
Calleigh Duquesne: Can you elaborate on that.
Colin Astor: Met him at a pickup game last week. Shirts and skins at Biscayne.
Eric Delko: You happen to get his name?
Colin Astor: i just told you. We all called him "Elbows."
Calleigh Duquesne: Can you, - Calleigh coughing - Excuse me. - Calleigh coughing - Can you... - Calleigh coughing...
Colin Astor: Can i wh?
Calleigh Duquesne: You got some gum?
Eric Delko: Yeah You okay?
Calleigh Duquesne: Mr.Astor, you said that you were playing basketball with, uh... - Calleigh coughing...
Eric Delko: Calleight, you okay?
Colin Astor: What is this, good cop crazy cop?
Eric Delko: Calleight? - Calleigh coughing...
Calleigh Duquesne: I can't breathe. - Calleigh coughing and fall...
Eric Delko: Hey, officer down in here! - Calleigh coughing and choking...
Colin Astor: What's going on here?
Eric Delko: Shut up! I need an ambulance! Officer needs a 42! Ineed help now!
Colin Astor: I never touched her.
Calleigh Duquesne: - Calleigh coughing and choking...

"CSI: Miami: Under the Influence (#3.3)" (2004)
Kenwall 'Duke' Duquesne: That's the first drink I've had in six months. What do I do now? What happens now?
Calleigh Duquesne: Take another one.
Kenwall 'Duke' Duquesne: What? That's what got me here in the first place, Calleigh!
Calleigh Duquesne: You came to me for help, I'm offering you help. Take another drink.

"CSI: Miami: Ashes to Ashes (#1.5)" (2002)
Megan Donner: This person's goofy footed. He keeps his right foot on the board, pushes off with his left. That's not as common.
Calleigh Duquesne: And you know this how, Miss Three-Inch Heels?

"CSI: Miami: A Horrible Mind (#1.10)" (2002)
Calleigh Duquesne: I don't look good in all black.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine: I beg to differ.

"CSI: Miami: Rap Sheet (#2.22)" (2004)
Dwayne '10-Large' Jackman: Nice cakes.
Calleigh Duquesne: Oh... CHARMING.

"CSI: Miami: Wolfe in Sheep's Clothing (#7.20)" (2009)
[Ryan has picked up a piece of evidence without wearing gloves]
Calleigh Duquesne: You are one of the most meticulous people I have ever worked with. What are you doing?
Ryan Wolfe: What are you talking about, what am I doing? I made a mistake.
Calleigh Duquesne: You don't make mistakes. You certainly don't make mistakes like that.

"CSI: Miami: Shock (#4.23)" (2006)
Ryan Wolfe: She's a pretty good actress.
Calleigh Duquesne: She's not *that* good, she only does reality TV.

"CSI: Miami: Big Brother (#2.8)" (2003)
[viewing video footage of their suspect, to corroborate her alibi]
Eric Delko: [realizing Amanda was masturbating] I'm guessing, but... I think we can probably find thousands of witnesses all over the world who could corroborate her alibi.
Calleigh Duquesne: [turning the video off, half-smiling] Then we do not need two more.

"CSI: Miami: Going, Going, Gone (#5.9)" (2006)
Calleigh Duquesne: Why'd you leave ATF?
Detective Jake Berkeley: Because you guys blew my cover. I couldn't do that anymore.

"CSI: Miami: Death Grip (#2.4)" (2003)
[reviewing a sex tape belonging to their victim's neighbors]
Tim Speedle: Now, that's different.
Calleigh Duquesne: Someone's been doing yoga.

"CSI: Miami: Triple Threat (#5.18)" (2007)
Calleigh Duquesne: I see things other people don't.

"CSI: Miami: Chip/Tuck (#7.21)" (2009)
Detective Frank Tripp: You've racked up no less than nine complaints from your neighbors about early morning ruckus.
Steven Corbett: And every one of those was rejected. I abide by the city regs. My workers don't start till eight a.m. Besides, both my next door neighbors party till four in the morning. Nobody does anything when I complain about that noise.
Detective Frank Tripp: So you decided to throw one of your neighbors into the wood chipper?
Steven Corbett: What?
Steven Corbett: Yeah, in the middle of the day.
Detective Frank Tripp: The wood chipper guy was the only guy scheduled to work here today, wasn't he?
Calleigh Duquesne: And Mr. Corbett, you did know that he leaves it on during break? It gives you access to the murder weapon.
Steven Corbett: Well, I've been home all morning.
Calleigh Duquesne: The murder took place at your home.
Steven Corbett: I meant I haven't left my house.
Calleigh Duquesne: Is there anyone who can confirm that?
Steven Corbett: Oh, yeah. My lawyer.

"CSI: Miami: Crime Wave (#3.7)" (2004)
Calleigh Duquesne: They blocked off the causeway. How do you expect to get through?
Ryan Wolfe: That's why I got the brass pass!

"CSI: Miami: Stand Your Ground (#6.9)" (2007)
Rick Stetler: You couldn't provide a description of the suspect.
Calleigh Duquesne: [firearms expert] He was carrying a Smith and Wesson .459 wood-grain grip with an adjustable rear sight *at my head*, Rick!

"CSI: Miami: Entrance Wound (#1.12)" (2003)
Calleigh Duquesne: You know, it's bad enough when you're in that awkward stage between boy and cold-blooded killer, but it's even worse when grandma's kiss links you to the scene.

"CSI: Miami: Game Over (#3.18)" (2005)
Calleigh Duquesne: We're gonna need to see that room, and take a look at your personnel files.
Dave Strong: Why? I thought Jake was in a car accident.
Ryan Wolfe: He was, but somebody killed him before that.

"CSI: Miami: Cop Killer (#3.13)" (2005)
Missy Marshall: I didn't do anything wrong.
Calleigh Duquesne: You were driving a car used in an officer-involved shooting, Missy. Why did you run from the police?
Missy Marshall: I was scared. I didn't want to get in trouble.
Calleigh Duquesne: See, the correct answer was "What shooting?".

"CSI: Miami: Raging Cannibal (#7.4)" (2008)
Eric Delko: [about one of their victims] You know, Calleigh, this guy's Russian mob, too.
Calleigh Duquesne: How can you tell?
Eric Delko: These Russian mob tattoos, they read like a criminal résumé. The cat on his chest - that means he was a thief.
Calleigh Duquesne: I always forget that you're half Russian.
Eric Delko: Yeah. I went through a phase when, uh... I wanted to learn about Russia and my family's history. Didn't always like what I found.