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Happy (Character)
from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Happy: This is Dopey, he don't talk none.
Snow White: You mean he can't talk?
Happy: He don't know, he never tried.

Happy: I'd like to dance and tap my feet / But they won't keep in rhythm. / You see, I washed 'em both today / And I can't do nothin' with 'em.

Sneezy: [raising his hand and pointing to the sink] Hey, someone stole our dishes!
Happy: They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard.
Bashful: My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone.
Happy: Something's cooking. Smells good.
Grumpy: [shoving Happy and Dopey away] Don't touch that, you fools! Might be poison.
[the kettle spews steam at the three of them and the lid rattles]
Grumpy: See? It's witch's brew.

Snow White: [to the Seven Dwarfs] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me.
Dwarfs: Kill you?
Happy: Who will?
Sneezy: Yes, who?
Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.
Dwarfs: The Queen!
Bashful: She's wicked!
Happy: She's bad!
Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
Grumpy: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!
Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.
Grumpy: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!

Snow White: Once there was a princess.
Doc: Was this princess you?
Snow White: And she fell in love.
Sneezy: Was it hard to do?
Snow White: It was very easy/anyone could see/that the Prince was charming/the only one for me.
Doc: Was he strong and handsome?
Sneezy: Was he big and tall?
Snow White: There's nobody like him/anywhere at all.
Bashful: Did he say he loved ya?
Happy: Did he steal a kiss?
Snow White: [sung] He was so romantic/I could not resist.

Grumpy: [the animals are trying to get their attention] They ain't acting this way for nothing!
Sleepy: [Yawning] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White.
Dwarfs: [In shock] The Queen! Snow White!
Grumpy: The Queen will kill her! We, we gotta save her!
Doc: Yes! Yes! We, we gotta save her!
Sneezy: She'll kill her!
Happy: What'll we do?
Doc: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do?
Grumpy: [Takes charge] Come on!
[leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off]

"The 7D: Buckets/Frankengloom (#1.14)" (2014)
Lord Starchbottom: Hold it! Stop! Why is everyone screaming? I am screaming on account of the lion!
Grumpy: I am screaming on account of the ghost!
Sneezy: I was screaming because you were.
Sleepy: I was screaming because Sneezy was.
Doc: I was screaming because Sleepy was.
[Dopey whistles]
Happy: I was screaming because it looked like fun!

Happy: [Upon seeing the haunted mansion] Kinda homey.
Grumpy: There's somethin' wrong with you.

Sally: Hello, my name is Sally. I sell sea shells at the sea shore. Would you like to buy some?
Happy: Well, Sally. Your seashells sure seem swell.
Grumpy: No.
Sally: Then perhaps you purchase a pickled pepper pie pecked by Peter Piper...
Happy: A pickled pepper pecked by Peter Piper...
Grumpy: No!
Sally: Fancy Franny's fried fish fries?
Happy: Fancy fatty free fry flee...
Grumpy: No!
Lord Starchbottom: What is taking so long?
Happy: Sally sells sweet shells and pickered pie for Fanny's fancy feel...
Grumpy: [Indicating Happy and Sally] That's what taking so long!
Lord Starchbottom: Can't you just ask for directions to the mansion by the sea?
Sally: The mansion by the sea? That joint's haunted!
[the camera zooms into the mansion by the sea. When it cuts back, Sally is gone]
Happy: Thanks, Sal-
[He notices she's not there]
Grumpy: Where'd she go?
Lord Starchbottom: Forget about her. Come on.

"The 7D: The Long, Long Winter/Itsy Bitsy Spider Fighters (#1.1)" (2014)
Doc: Make sure the safety rope is securely around you waists. I don't wanna lose anyone up there. It's gonna be treacherous.
Happy: Ooh, treacherous! Oh, that sounds dangerous! And exciting!
Grumpy: Does he have to be behind me?

Sneezy: This is gonna take forever.
Happy: Oh no it won't. I'll sing us a climbing song to make the time go by quicker.
Grumpy: No, that's OK, you don't have...
[Happy plays a note on his harmonica; Grumpy groans]
Happy: [singing] Oh, uppity up, uppity up, up up up up uppity up... Harmonica solo!
[Plays his harmonica some more]
Grumpy: Does he have to be behind me?

"The 7D: Take Me to Your Grumpy/Nicely Done & the 7D (#2.11)" (2016)
Grumpy: Not lovin' the tights.
Happy: They flatter your figure.
Grumpy: Don't even go there.

Grumpy: [about the spaceship that crash-landed in front of their house] I'm tellin' you it was real.
[He closes his eyes but notices that Happy is in his bed with him]
Grumpy: What are you doin' in there?
Happy: This is my bed.
[Grumpy yells and springs right out]

"The 7D: Dr. Jingleheimer/The Enchanted Forest Ranger (#2.10)" (2016)
Grumpy: Grumpy: Why would some goon nab Doc and drag him all the way on top of Old Smokey?
Happy: [singing] On top of Old Smokey/ All covered with snow/ I lost my true sweetheart/ For a courtin' too slow.
Grumpy: [Facepalms, then smacks Happy's guitar] What are you doin'? This is no time for singin'!
Happy: I just can't help myself! When somebody matched a song, I gotta sing it! 'Specially when I get nervous...
[Grumpy just rolls his eyes]

"Once Upon a Time: Heart of Darkness (#1.16)" (2012)
Happy: You broke my mug!
Snow White: You're lucky it wasn't that mug you call a face!

"The 7D: Miss Fortune Teller/Grump-Tiki (#2.7)" (2016)
Happy: Why you always gotta be so grumpy?
Grumpy: Cause o' you?
Happy: Okay, then!

"The 7D: Water Ya Doin' Dopey/Once in a Purple Moon (#2.19)" (2016)
Grumpy: [after drinking from the Fountain of Truth] Happy and I...
Happy: [Covers Grumpy's mouth in time] Keep it to yourself.

"The 7D: Bathtub Bashful/Knick Knack Paddy Whack (#1.11)" (2014)
Grumpy: [to Happy, regarding Bashful] Let's break this to him nice and gentle-like, okay?
Happy: Sure thing.
[Loudly, to Bashful]
Happy: Hey, Bashful! You get to sing at the Jollypalooza tonight!
[Bashful screams]
Grumpy: You really got the nice and gentle thing down, don't you?
Happy: Thank you.

"Once Upon a Time: Dark Hollow (#3.7)" (2013)
Happy: You know I love Snow and Charming, but... Can I be honest? It's kinda nice not having them around.
Leroy: Happy...
Sneezy: No, really. It's only been five days, but it's the first five days with no killing.
Doc: No wraiths.
Doc: No giants stepping on my Miata.
Sleepy: It has been peaceful.

"The 7D: The Jollywood Games/Planks, But No Planks (#2.17)" (2016)
Sneezy: How much is the toll?
Salvatrolle: Fifty bazooties.
Sneezy: Fifty bazooties? How are we gonna come up with fifty bazooties?
Happy: We could have a yard sale.
Grumpy: Oh yeah, like that worked.
Happy: [In flashback] I sold the whole yard, Grumpy!

"The 7D: Hildy the Good/The Jollywood Jam (#1.13)" (2014)
Happy: [singing into a megaphone while the other dwarfs row a rowboat] Paddle faster round the creek! Stroke! Stroke! Let's hope our boat don't spring a leak! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Grumpy: [Gets up, grabs the megaphone and stuffs it over Happy's head] Stop! Stop! Stop!
Happy: Hee hee! Someone needs a time out!

"The 7D: The Enchanted Shoes/Hildyrella (#1.16)" (2014)
Lord Starchbottom: All right, Grumpy, we're here. What happened?
Grumpy: So these two new cobblers were the Glooms in disguise.
Queen Delightful: [Gasps] I'll never shop there again.
Grumpy: But we beat-em at their own game.
Happy: You put the shoe on the other foot.
Cobby: That was Grumpy's plan.
Happy: Wouldn't wanna be in their shoes.
Grumpy: You got one more, don't you?
Happy: If the shoe fits, wear it.
Grumpy: Okay, are you done?
Happy: [sings and plays his guitar] Shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe. Shoe-bi-di-bi-shoe. Bi-di-bi-shoe, shoe-bi-di-bi-shoe.

"The 7D: Bedknobs and Gloomsticks/Take Care of Your Elf! (#2.14)" (2016)
Happy: By the way, ladies... I'm single!

"Once Upon a Time: White Out (#4.2)" (2014)
Happy: Maybe Marco should be helping with the power. He's the handyman.
Leroy: Geppetto? You think? I mean, I'm not sure hand-crafted Tuscan woodcarvings are really going to save the day.
Granny Lucas: Dr. Whale?
Leroy: He's a doctor, not an electrician!
Mary Margaret Blanchard: We don't need help.
Leroy: You think? I mean, I'm grumpy now. Imagine me in the morning without a coffee maker!
Happy: Or a computer, or stop lights, TV, DVD, CD, DVR, DVD...
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Stop saying letters! Look, I am not magic. I have had eight hours of sleep in the last week, I am breastfeeding, and I am exhausted! I don't need this! I may have cast a little curse, but I did not ask to maintain a metropolitan electrical grid. Oh, and get this: I'm starting to get why Regina was evil. It wasn't her! It was you! You have survived your entire lives without light bulbs! Buy a flashlight!

"Once Upon a Time: Child of the Moon (#2.7)" (2012)
Doc: Come on, Leroy, we're gonna miss happy hour.
Happy: Granny's running a two-for-one special on mead.
Leroy: Just 'cause it's called happy hour, Happy, don't mean you gotta be there.