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: This is Dopey, he don't talk none. Snow White
: You mean he can't talk? Happy
: He don't know, he never tried.
: I'd like to dance and tap my feet / But they won't keep in rhythm. / You see, I washed 'em both today / And I can't do nothin' with 'em.
: [raising his hand and pointing to the sink
] Hey, someone stole our dishes! Happy
: They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard. Bashful
: My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone. Happy
: Something's cooking. Smells good. Grumpy
: [shoving Happy and Dopey away
] Don't touch that, you fools! Might be poison.
[the kettle spews steam at the three of them and the lid rattles
: See? It's witch's brew.
: [to the Seven Dwarfs
] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me. Dwarfs
: Kill you? Happy
: Who will? Sneezy
: Yes, who? Snow White
: My stepmother, the queen. Dwarfs
: The Queen! Bashful
: She's wicked! Happy
: She's bad! Sneezy
: She's mighty mean! Grumpy
: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us! Snow White
: But she doesn't know where I am. Grumpy
: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!
: Once there was a princess. Doc
: Was this princess you? Snow White
: And she fell in love. Sneezy
: Was it hard to do? Snow White
: It was very easy/anyone could see/that the Prince was charming/the only one for me. Doc
: Was he strong and handsome? Sneezy
: Was he big and tall? Snow White
: There's nobody like him/anywhere at all. Bashful
: Did he say he loved ya? Happy
: Did he steal a kiss? Snow White
] He was so romantic/I could not resist.
: [the animals are trying to get their attention
] They ain't acting this way for nothing! Sleepy
] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White. Dwarfs
: [In shock
] The Queen! Snow White! Grumpy
: The Queen will kill her! We, we gotta save her! Doc
: Yes! Yes! We, we gotta save her! Sneezy
: She'll kill her! Happy
: What'll we do? Doc
: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do? Grumpy
: [Takes charge
] Come on!
[leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off
: You know I love Snow and Charming, but, can I be honest? It's kinda nice not having them around... No, really, it's only five days, but it's the first five days with no killing. Sneezy
: No wraith. Doc
: No giants stepping on my Miata. Sleepy
: It has been peaceful.
: Come on, Leroy, we're gonna miss happy hour. Happy
: Granny's running a two-for-one special on mead. Leroy
: Just 'cause it's called happy hour, Happy, don't mean you gotta be there.
: You broke my mug! Snow White
: You're lucky it wasn't that mug you call a face!