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: Ask her who she is, and what she's a-doin' here! Doc
: Ah, yes. Now what are you, and who are you doin' here?
: Shh! Not so loud. You'll wake her up. Grumpy
: Ah, let her wake up! She don't belong here nohow!
: Step up to the tub, 'tain't no disgrace / Just pull up your sleeves and get 'em in place / Then scoop up the water and rub it on your face / And go "Bl-bl-bl, bl-bl-bl, bl-bl-bl!"
: The, uh, Princess will sleep in our beds upstairs. Snow White
: But, where will you sleep? Doc
: Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here, in, uh, in, uh. Grumpy
: In a pig's eye! Doc
: In a pig's eye. Sty. No! No! I mean we'll be comfortable, won't we, men?
: Why, the whole place is clean. Grumpy
: There's dirty work afoot.
: [to the Seven Dwarfs
] If you let me stay, I'll keep house for you. I'll wash and sew and sweep and cook. Dwarfs
: Cook? Doc
: Uh, can you make dapple lumplings? Er, lumple dapplings? Grumpy
: Apple dumplings. Doc
: Yes, crapple dumpkins. Snow White
: Yes, and plum pudding and gooseberry pie. Dwarfs
: Gooseberry pie? Hooray! She stays!
: Once there was a princess. Doc
: Was this princess you? Snow White
: And she fell in love. Sneezy
: Was it hard to do? Snow White
: It was very easy/anyone could see/that the Prince was charming/the only one for me. Doc
: Was he strong and handsome? Sneezy
: Was he big and tall? Snow White
: There's nobody like him/anywhere at all. Bashful
: Did he say he loved ya? Happy
: Did he steal a kiss? Snow White
] He was so romantic/I could not resist.
: [the animals are trying to get their attention
] They ain't acting this way for nothing! Sleepy
] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White. Dwarfs
: [In shock
] The Queen! Snow White! Grumpy
: The Queen will kill her! We, we gotta save her! Doc
: Yes! Yes! We, we gotta save her! Sneezy
: She'll kill her! Happy
: What'll we do? Doc
: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do? Grumpy
: [Takes charge
] Come on!
[leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off
: [as Dopey hesitantly sneaks up to their room where Snow White is sleeping
] Don't be afraid. We're right behind you. Dwarfs
] Yes, we're right behind you.
: Welcome to the world, dwarf.
: OK, folks, grab a lantern and move out. Today is the first day of the rest of your lives. Welcome to the mines!
: There are no female dwarves. Dwarves don't fall in love; dwarves don't get married; and dwarves don't have children.
: What's the matter? You barely touched your food. Dreamy
: I don't know. I can't eat. I can't sleep. I don't feel at all like myself. Maybe I should've Doc take a look at me. Bossy
: You're gonna trust a dwarf that got his medical degree from a pickaxe?
[Dreamy has broken his axe
: Bossy. Hand me another axe. Bossy
: [does so
] Here you are, Dreamy.
[Dreamy takes the axe, on which appears a new name
: It's 'Grumpy' now.
: What's the matter. You barely touched your food. Grumpy
: I don't know, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I don't feel at all like myself. Maybe I should have Doc take a look at me? Bossy
: You gonna trust a dwarf who got his medical degree from a pick axe?
: Six dwarves against an army. Coll
: I like them odds.
: My father was King Magnus. Beith
: Muir? Does she speak the truth? Muir
: Yes. She is of the blood. She is destined, Beith. I see an end to the darkness.
: No, no, no Huntsman. No one's ever seen this before. Duir
: The white hart bows before the Princess, father. Muir
: He's blessing her. The Huntsman
: What are you talking about? Muir
: You have eyes, Huntsman, but you do not see. You, who have been with her the longest. She is life itself. She will heal the land. She is the one. Can't you feel it? Are your ailments not gone? Gold or no gold, where she leads I follow.
: Hi-ho lads, it's off to work. Quert
: If he starts whistling, I'll smash his face in.
: It's the queen. Run! Snow White
: [grabs Prince Charming's sword
] She's not a queen anymore. She's nothing more than an evil witch.
: You're too late.
: What do you want... Ooh, nice lab!... with my hat?
: Hold it! Stop! Why is everyone screaming? I am screaming on account of the lion! Grumpy
: I am screaming on account of the ghost! Sneezy
: I was screaming because you were. Sleepy
: I was screaming because Sneezy was. Doc
: I was screaming because Sleepy was.
: I was screaming because it looked like fun!
King of Echoes
: [to Happy, still mute
] Lemme level with ya, Hap. There's been a mix-up. Your voice was returned to the wrong fella. Doc
: How could that happen? King of Echoes
: Well, I'll tell ya, brother. Since Echo Canyon was on the Tin Can Radio Hour, business has skyrocketed. I had to hire help! Whoopsy
: I'm Whoopsy. Daisy
: And I'm Daisy! Pixies
: We're Nit Witty Pixies! Ha-cha-cha! Grumpy
: You hired Nit Witties? King of Echoes
: A disaster from the get-go, Grumpster! You wouldn't believe it how many folks ended up with the wrong voices! Chipmunk
: I'm a scientist. Dwarf
: [with Happy's voice
] Hildy-wildy, I'm home!
: [to Grim
] That was you I gave the Smarty-Pants Stone to? You were Toasty? Grumpy
] Smartest guy in Jollywood. Doc
: I was blinded by his deliciousness.
: Are you OK, sister? Snow White
] Not even close. Grumpy
: You didn't find him? Snow White
: Worse. I lost him. Grumpy
: Come on. Snow White
: Where are you taking me? Grumpy
: Home. We all lost someone today. Doc
: Now we're seven.
: Make sure the safety rope is securely around you waists. I don't wanna lose anyone up there. It's gonna be treacherous. Happy
: Ooh, treacherous! Oh, that sounds dangerous! And exciting! Grumpy
: Does he have to be behind me?
: You know I love Snow and Charming, but... Can I be honest? It's kinda nice not having them around. Leroy
: Happy... Sneezy
: No, really. It's only been five days, but it's the first five days with no killing. Doc
: No wraiths. Doc
: No giants stepping on my Miata. Sleepy
: It has been peaceful.
: Heroes' Day celebrates Jollywood's founding fathers. Long, long ago, our kingdom was ruled by a wicked warlock.
[Dopey pulls up an easel, showing a crayon drawing of the warlock. Bashful peeks out from behind it
: . Bashful
: He was a real big meanie! Doc
: But the seven wise founding fathers banded together and defeated him.
[Dopey shows the founding fathers cornering the warlock on the edge of a cliff
: And you shoulda seen "da feet" on him! Sleepy
: High four, Sneeze-man! I could hear that joke every day. Bashful
: And we do.
: Come on, Leroy, we're gonna miss happy hour. Happy
: Granny's running a two-for-one special on mead. Leroy
: Just 'cause it's called happy hour, Happy, don't mean you gotta be there.
: Weakness is weakness only if *you* see it that way.