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Sneezy (Character)
from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Sneezy: [raising his hand and pointing to the sink] Hey, someone stole our dishes!
Happy: They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard.
Bashful: My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone.
Happy: Something's cooking. Smells good.
Grumpy: [shoving Happy and Dopey away] Don't touch that, you fools! Might be poison.
[the kettle spews steam at the three of them and the lid rattles]
Grumpy: See? It's witch's brew.

Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze!
Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you gotta.

Snow White: [to the Seven Dwarfs] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me.
Dwarfs: Kill you?
Happy: Who will?
Sneezy: Yes, who?
Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.
Dwarfs: The Queen!
Bashful: She's wicked!
Happy: She's bad!
Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
Grumpy: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!
Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.
Grumpy: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!

Snow White: Once there was a princess.
Doc: Was this princess you?
Snow White: And she fell in love.
Sneezy: Was it hard to do?
Snow White: It was very easy/anyone could see/that the Prince was charming/the only one for me.
Doc: Was he strong and handsome?
Sneezy: Was he big and tall?
Snow White: There's nobody like him/anywhere at all.
Bashful: Did he say he loved ya?
Happy: Did he steal a kiss?
Snow White: [sung] He was so romantic/I could not resist.

Grumpy: [the animals are trying to get their attention] They ain't acting this way for nothing!
Sleepy: [Yawning] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White.
Dwarfs: [In shock] The Queen! Snow White!
Grumpy: The Queen will kill her! We, we gotta save her!
Doc: Yes! Yes! We, we gotta save her!
Sneezy: She'll kill her!
Happy: What'll we do?
Doc: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do?
Grumpy: [Takes charge] Come on!
[leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off]

Grumpy: Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!
Bashful: What are wicked wiles?
Grumpy: I don't know, but I'm agin' 'em.

Bashful: I chased a polecat up a tree / Way out upon a limb / And when he got the best of me / I got the worst of him.

Bashful: [about Snow White] She's beautiful. Just like a angel!


"Once Upon a Time: We Are Both (#2.2)" (2012)
Mr. Clark/Sneezy: You know, what if we found a turtle and sorta nudged it over first?
[before being pushed over the border of the village]

Henry Mills: [to David] You'll find another way. In the book, things always look worse right before there's good news.
Leroy: [running towards them with the other six dwarves] Terrible news! Terrible news! We were out at the town limits. Tell 'em who you think you are, Sneezy!
Mr. Clark: Will you stop calling me that? You know who I am. I'm Tom Clark, I own the Dark Star Pharmacy. What's going on here?
Leroy: [to the others] If you cross the border, you lose your memory all over again.
Archie Hopper: And coming back doesn't fix it?
Leroy: If it did, would I have come running in yelling, "Terrible news"? If we leave, our cursed selves become our only selves.


"The 7D: Hildy the Good/The Jollywood Jam (#1.13)" (2014)
Doc: Heroes' Day celebrates Jollywood's founding fathers. Long, long ago, our kingdom was ruled by a wicked warlock.
[Dopey pulls up an easel, showing a crayon drawing of the warlock. Bashful peeks out from behind it]
Doc: .
Bashful: He was a real big meanie!
Doc: But the seven wise founding fathers banded together and defeated him.
[Dopey shows the founding fathers cornering the warlock on the edge of a cliff]
Sneezy: And you shoulda seen "da feet" on him!
Sleepy: High four, Sneeze-man! I could hear that joke every day.
Bashful: And we do.


"The 7D: Buckets/Frankengloom (#1.14)" (2014)
Lord Starchbottom: Hold it! Stop! Why is everyone screaming? I am screaming on account of the lion!
Grumpy: I am screaming on account of the ghost!
Sneezy: I was screaming because you were.
Sleepy: I was screaming because Sneezy was.
Doc: I was screaming because Sleepy was.
[Dopey whistles]
Happy: I was screaming because it looked like fun!


"The 7D: The Long, Long Winter/Itsy Bitsy Spider Fighters (#1.1)" (2014)
Sneezy: This is gonna take forever.
Happy: Oh no it won't. I'll sing us a climbing song to make the time go by quicker.
Grumpy: No, that's OK, you don't have...
[Happy plays a note on his harmonica; Grumpy groans]
Happy: [singing] Oh, uppity up, uppity up, up up up up uppity up... Harmonica solo!
[Plays his harmonica some more]
Grumpy: Does he have to be behind me?


"Once Upon a Time: Dark Hollow (#3.7)" (2013)
Happy: You know I love Snow and Charming, but, can I be honest? It's kinda nice not having them around... No, really, it's only five days, but it's the first five days with no killing.
Sneezy: No wraith.
Doc: No giants stepping on my Miata.
Sleepy: It has been peaceful.


"The 7D: The Jollywood Games/Planks, But No Planks (#2.17)" (2016)
Sneezy: How much is the toll?
Salvatrolle: Fifty bazooties.
Sneezy: Fifty bazooties? How are we gonna come up with fifty bazooties?
Happy: We could have a yard sale.
Grumpy: Oh yeah, like that worked.
Happy: [In flashback] I sold the whole yard, Grumpy!


"Once Upon a Time: And Straight on 'til Morning (#2.22)" (2013)
[Leroy intends to bring back Clark's/Sneezy's memories with an elixir]
Mr. Gold: So you're gonna wake your friend up, to tell him he's about to die?
Mr. Clark: I don't want that.
Leroy: Shut it, Clark! He wants to know who he is and be with his family, no matter how much time he has left.
Mr. Clark: Not if I'm gonna die.
Leroy: [to his fellow dwarves] Let's take him back to Granny's. Do it there.
Mr. Clark: Hey... Hey, guys... If I don't have a family, will I still die?


"Once Upon a Time: Heart of Darkness (#1.16)" (2012)
Sneezy: [reads his complaint to Snow] "You brought bales of straw into the house last night", even though you know that I'm... ah... ah...
[sneezes]
Sneezy: ...allergic.
Snow White: You are allergic to *everything*!


The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004) (V)
Snow White: [walking through the theatre] Excuse me.
Bashful: Excuse me.
Doc: Excuse me.
Sneezy: Excuse me.
Happy, Additional Voices: Excuse me.
Sleepy: Excuse me.
Grumpy, Additional Voices: Get out of the way!


"The 7D: Mirror, Mirror/The Big Bash (#1.3)" (2014)
Grumpy: Bashful has a crush on the queen, and he gets all flibbety gibbety when he's around her.
Bashful: [From underneath a bucket] No, I don't!
Grumpy: Just the mention of the Queen's name makes him faint.
Bashful: No, it doesn't!
Grumpy: [Clears his throat] Queen Delightful.
[Bashful faints]
Grumpy: He's out like a light!