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: [raising his hand and pointing to the sink
] Hey, someone stole our dishes! Happy
: They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard. Bashful
: My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone. Happy
: Something's cooking. Smells good. Grumpy
: [shoving Happy and Dopey away
] Don't touch that, you fools! Might be poison.
[the kettle spews steam at the three of them and the lid rattles
: See? It's witch's brew.
: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze! Sneezy
: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you gotta.
: [to the Seven Dwarfs
] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me. Dwarfs
: Kill you? Happy
: Who will? Sneezy
: Yes, who? Snow White
: My stepmother, the queen. Dwarfs
: The Queen! Bashful
: She's wicked! Happy
: She's bad! Sneezy
: She's mighty mean! Grumpy
: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us! Snow White
: But she doesn't know where I am. Grumpy
: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!
: Once there was a princess. Doc
: Was this princess you? Snow White
: And she fell in love. Sneezy
: Was it hard to do? Snow White
: It was very easy/anyone could see/that the Prince was charming/the only one for me. Doc
: Was he strong and handsome? Sneezy
: Was he big and tall? Snow White
: There's nobody like him/anywhere at all. Bashful
: Did he say he loved ya? Happy
: Did he steal a kiss? Snow White
] He was so romantic/I could not resist.
: [the animals are trying to get their attention
] They ain't acting this way for nothing! Sleepy
] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White. Dwarfs
: [In shock
] The Queen! Snow White! Grumpy
: The Queen will kill her! We, we gotta save her! Doc
: Yes! Yes! We, we gotta save her! Sneezy
: She'll kill her! Happy
: What'll we do? Doc
: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do? Grumpy
: [Takes charge
] Come on!
[leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off
: Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles! Bashful
: What are wicked wiles? Grumpy
: I don't know, but I'm agin' 'em.
: I chased a polecat up a tree / Way out upon a limb / And when he got the best of me / I got the worst of him.
: [about Snow White
] She's beautiful. Just like a angel!
: You know, what if we found a turtle and sorta nudged it over first?
[before being pushed over the border of the village
: [to David
] You'll find another way. In the book, things always look worse right before there's good news. Leroy
: [running towards them with the other six dwarves
] Terrible news! Terrible news! We were out at the town limits. Tell 'em who you think you are, Sneezy! Mr. Clark
: Will you stop calling me that? You know who I am. I'm Tom Clark, I own the Dark Star Pharmacy. What's going on here? Leroy
: [to the others
] If you cross the border, you lose your memory all over again. Archie Hopper
: And coming back doesn't fix it? Leroy
: If it did, would I have come running in yelling, "Terrible news"? If we leave, our cursed selves become our only selves.
: Heroes' Day celebrates Jollywood's founding fathers. Long, long ago, our kingdom was ruled by a wicked warlock.
[Dopey pulls up an easel, showing a crayon drawing of the warlock. Bashful peeks out from behind it
: . Bashful
: He was a real big meanie! Doc
: But the seven wise founding fathers banded together and defeated him.
[Dopey shows the founding fathers cornering the warlock on the edge of a cliff
: And you shoulda seen "da feet" on him! Sleepy
: High four, Sneeze-man! I could hear that joke every day. Bashful
: And we do.
: This is gonna take forever. Happy
: Oh no it won't. I'll sing us a climbing song to make the time go by quicker. Grumpy
: No, that's OK, you don't have...
[Happy plays a note on his harmonica; Grumpy groans
] Oh, uppity up, uppity up, up up up up uppity up... Harmonica solo!
[Plays his harmonica some more
: Does he have to be behind me?
: You know I love Snow and Charming, but, can I be honest? It's kinda nice not having them around... No, really, it's only five days, but it's the first five days with no killing. Sneezy
: No wraith. Doc
: No giants stepping on my Miata. Sleepy
: It has been peaceful.
: How much is the toll? Salvatrolle
: Fifty bazooties. Sneezy
: Fifty bazooties? How are we gonna come up with fifty bazooties? Happy
: We could have a yard sale. Grumpy
: Oh yeah, like that worked. Happy
: [In flashback
] I sold the whole yard, Grumpy!
[Leroy intends to bring back Clark's/Sneezy's memories with an elixir
] Mr. Gold
: So you're gonna wake your friend up, to tell him he's about to die? Mr. Clark
: I don't want that. Leroy
: Shut it, Clark! He wants to know who he is and be with his family, no matter how much time he has left. Mr. Clark
: Not if I'm gonna die. Leroy
: [to his fellow dwarves
] Let's take him back to Granny's. Do it there. Mr. Clark
: Hey... Hey, guys... If I don't have a family, will I still die?
: [reads his complaint to Snow
] "You brought bales of straw into the house last night", even though you know that I'm... ah... ah...
: ...allergic. Snow White
: You are allergic to *everything*!
: [walking through the theatre
] Excuse me. Bashful
: Excuse me. Doc
: Excuse me. Sneezy
: Excuse me. Happy, Additional Voices
: Excuse me. Sleepy
: Excuse me. Grumpy, Additional Voices
: Get out of the way!
: Bashful has a crush on the queen, and he gets all flibbety gibbety when he's around her. Bashful
: [From underneath a bucket
] No, I don't! Grumpy
: Just the mention of the Queen's name makes him faint. Bashful
: No, it doesn't! Grumpy
: [Clears his throat
] Queen Delightful.
: He's out like a light!