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Grumpy (Character)
from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
Grumpy: Angel, ha! She's a female! And all females is poison! They're full of wicked wiles!
Bashful: What are wicked wiles?
Grumpy: I don't know, but I'm agin' 'em.

Grumpy: Ask her who she is, and what she's a-doin' here!
Doc: Ah, yes. Now what are you, and who are you doin' here?

Snow White: [Waking up] Oh, dear! I wonder if the children are.
[Sees the dwarves peeking from the edge of the bed]
Snow White: Oh!
[the dwarves hide, then peek again]
Snow White: Why. Why, you're little men.
[the dwarfs look at each other, then reveal their whole faces before Snow White]
Snow White: How do you do?
[the dwarfs look at each other again, but don't answer]
Snow White: I said, how do you do?
Grumpy: How do ya do, what?
Snow White: Oh, you can talk. I'm so glad.

Doc: Shh! Not so loud. You'll wake her up.
Grumpy: Ah, let her wake up! She don't belong here nohow!

Grumpy: A fine bunch of water lilies you turned out to be. I'd like to see anybody make me wash, if I didn't wanna.

Grumpy: [During "Someday My Prince Will Come"] Ha! Mush.

Doc: The, uh, Princess will sleep in our beds upstairs.
Snow White: But, where will you sleep?
Doc: Oh, we'll be quite comfortable down here, in, uh, in, uh.
Grumpy: In a pig's eye!
Doc: In a pig's eye. Sty. No! No! I mean we'll be comfortable, won't we, men?

Grumpy: Now, I'm warnin' ya. Don't let nobody or nothin' in the house.
Snow White: Why, Grumpy, you do care.
[Kisses the reluctant Grumpy in the head]

Doc: Why, the whole place is clean.
Grumpy: There's dirty work afoot.

Sneezy: [raising his hand and pointing to the sink] Hey, someone stole our dishes!
Happy: They ain't stole. They're hid in the cupboard.
Bashful: My cup's been washed. Sugar's gone.
Happy: Something's cooking. Smells good.
Grumpy: [shoving Happy and Dopey away] Don't touch that, you fools! Might be poison.
[the kettle spews steam at the three of them and the lid rattles]
Grumpy: See? It's witch's brew.

Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze!
Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you gotta.

Grumpy: Hah! Women! A fine kettle of fish.

Snow White: [to the Seven Dwarfs] Please don't send me away. If you do, she'll kill me.
Dwarfs: Kill you?
Happy: Who will?
Sneezy: Yes, who?
Snow White: My stepmother, the queen.
Dwarfs: The Queen!
Bashful: She's wicked!
Happy: She's bad!
Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
Grumpy: She's an old witch! And I'm warnin' ya, if that queen finds her here, she'll swoop down and wreak her vengeance on us!
Snow White: But she doesn't know where I am.
Grumpy: She don't, eh? She knows everything. She's full of black magic! She can even make herself invisible. Pfft! Might be in this room right now!

Grumpy: [watching the Dwarfs washing themselves] Next thing you know, she'll be tyin' your beards up in pink ribbons and smellin' ya up with that stuff called, uh perfume.

Snow White: [to the Seven Dwarfs] If you let me stay, I'll keep house for you. I'll wash and sew and sweep and cook.
Dwarfs: Cook?
Doc: Uh, can you make dapple lumplings? Er, lumple dapplings?
Grumpy, Sleepy: Apple dumplings.
Doc: Yes, crapple dumpkins.
Snow White: Yes, and plum pudding and gooseberry pie.
Dwarfs: Gooseberry pie? Hooray! She stays!

Grumpy: [the animals are trying to get their attention] They ain't acting this way for nothing!
Sleepy: [Yawning] Maybe the old Queen's, uh, got Snow White.
Dwarfs: [In shock] The Queen! Snow White!
Grumpy: The Queen will kill her! We, we gotta save her!
Doc: Yes! Yes! We, we gotta save her!
Sneezy: She'll kill her!
Happy: What'll we do?
Doc: Yeah, yes, wha-what'll we do?
Grumpy: [Takes charge] Come on!
[leaps onto the back of the nearest deer and rides off]

Snow White: Supper's not quite ready. You'll just have time to wash.
Dwarfs: [in unison] Wash?
Grumpy: [scoffs] I knew there's a catch to it!


"The 7D: Buckets/Frankengloom (#1.14)" (2014)
Lord Starchbottom: Hold it! Stop! Why is everyone screaming? I am screaming on account of the lion!
Grumpy: I am screaming on account of the ghost!
Sneezy: I was screaming because you were.
Sleepy: I was screaming because Sneezy was.
Doc: I was screaming because Sleepy was.
[Dopey whistles]
Happy: I was screaming because it looked like fun!

Happy: [Upon seeing the haunted mansion] Kinda homey.
Grumpy: There's somethin' wrong with you.

Sally: Hello, my name is Sally. I sell sea shells at the sea shore. Would you like to buy some?
Happy: Well, Sally. Your seashells sure seem swell.
Grumpy: No.
Sally: Then perhaps you purchase a pickled pepper pie pecked by Peter Piper...
Happy: A pickled pepper pecked by Peter Piper...
Grumpy: No!
Sally: Fancy Franny's fried fish fries?
Happy: Fancy fatty free fry flee...
Grumpy: No!
Lord Starchbottom: What is taking so long?
Happy: Sally sells sweet shells and pickered pie for Fanny's fancy feel...
Grumpy: [Indicating Happy and Sally] That's what taking so long!
Lord Starchbottom: Can't you just ask for directions to the mansion by the sea?
Sally: The mansion by the sea? That joint's haunted!
[the camera zooms into the mansion by the sea. When it cuts back, Sally is gone]
Happy: Thanks, Sal-
[He notices she's not there]
Grumpy: Where'd she go?
Lord Starchbottom: Forget about her. Come on.


"Once Upon a Time: Heart of Darkness (#1.16)" (2012)
Grumpy: Where are you going?
Snow White: To kill the Queen.

Snow White: King George took James. I have to get him back.
Grumpy: No, Snow, you can't do it.
Snow White: I can't let the King just kill him. He came back for me. It doesn't matter what happens to me now. I have to try.
Grumpy: That's not what I meant. What I meant was, you can't do it alone.
[he exchanges looks with his fellow dwarves]
Grumpy: But luckily, you won't have to. Let's show that King what Snow White and seven dwarves can really do!


"The 7D: Whose Voice Is It Anyway?/Take Your Pet to Lunch Day (#2.5)" (2016)
Grumpy: [Shows a sad faced puppy to a mute Happy] Hey, Happy, do you know why this puppy is so sad?
[Happy looks up from the pancake menu and shakes his head]
Grumpy: Because he's never, ever once heard a happy song.
[Happy wells up in pity]
Grumpy: Don't you wanna bring a smile to this mutt's mug?
[Dopey whistles from offscreen, makes some silly faces and does a bunch of goofy stunts. Grumpy stares, stunned, and notices the puppy beaming]
Grumpy: Well, so much for that.

King of Echoes: [to Happy, still mute] Lemme level with ya, Hap. There's been a mix-up. Your voice was returned to the wrong fella.
Doc: How could that happen?
King of Echoes: Well, I'll tell ya, brother. Since Echo Canyon was on the Tin Can Radio Hour, business has skyrocketed. I had to hire help!
Whoopsy: I'm Whoopsy.
Daisy: And I'm Daisy!
Pixies: We're Nit Witty Pixies! Ha-cha-cha!
Grumpy: You hired Nit Witties?
King of Echoes: A disaster from the get-go, Grumpster! You wouldn't believe it how many folks ended up with the wrong voices!
Chipmunk: I'm a scientist.
Dwarf: [Chatters]
Grim: [with Happy's voice] Hildy-wildy, I'm home!


"Once Upon a Time: 7:15 A.M. (#1.10)" (2012)
Grumpy: Are you OK, sister?
Snow White: [tearfully] Not even close.
Grumpy: You didn't find him?
Snow White: Worse. I lost him.
Grumpy: Come on.
Snow White: Where are you taking me?
Grumpy: Home. We all lost someone today.
Doc: Now we're seven.

[Grumpy stops Snow from erasing her memory of a lost love]
Snow White: You of all people should understand. You've lost love. What if your pain could be erased?
Grumpy: I don't want my pain erased. As wretched as it is, I need my pain. It makes me who I am. It makes me Grumpy.


"Once Upon a Time: An Apple Red as Blood (#1.21)" (2012)
Grumpy: Uh, Red, you know, you got someone on your chin.

Snow White: Stop trying to talk me out of this. The castle is secure. I'm going.
Grumpy: Keep the little knife between your tuffets.
Snow White: I promised I would come alone and unarmed. It's a parley. There are rules.
Red Riding Hood: You're too noble for your own good.
Snow White: I'm not. But enough of you have risked your lives because of something that's between the Queen and me. I will not let anyone else get hurt because of me.


"The 7D: The Long, Long Winter/Itsy Bitsy Spider Fighters (#1.1)" (2014)
Doc: Make sure the safety rope is securely around you waists. I don't wanna lose anyone up there. It's gonna be treacherous.
Happy: Ooh, treacherous! Oh, that sounds dangerous! And exciting!
Grumpy: Does he have to be behind me?

Sneezy: This is gonna take forever.
Happy: Oh no it won't. I'll sing us a climbing song to make the time go by quicker.
Grumpy: No, that's OK, you don't have...
[Happy plays a note on his harmonica; Grumpy groans]
Happy: [singing] Oh, uppity up, uppity up, up up up up uppity up... Harmonica solo!
[Plays his harmonica some more]
Grumpy: Does he have to be behind me?


"The 7D: The Jollywood Games/Planks, But No Planks (#2.17)" (2016)
Grumpy: Well, Doc, you almost got trumped by that troll, didn't ya?

Sneezy: How much is the toll?
Salvatrolle: Fifty bazooties.
Sneezy: Fifty bazooties? How are we gonna come up with fifty bazooties?
Happy: We could have a yard sale.
Grumpy: Oh yeah, like that worked.
Happy: [In flashback] I sold the whole yard, Grumpy!


"The 7D: The Enchanted Shoes/Hildyrella (#1.16)" (2014)
Cobby: [Showing the shoes he made to Grumpy] What do you think?
Grumpy: They're loud, tacky, flashy, chintzy and garish.
[Cobby sighs]
Grumpy: Perfect for the Glooms. You've done it, Cobby!

Lord Starchbottom: All right, Grumpy, we're here. What happened?
Grumpy: So these two new cobblers were the Glooms in disguise.
Queen Delightful: [Gasps] I'll never shop there again.
Grumpy: But we beat-em at their own game.
Happy: You put the shoe on the other foot.
Cobby: That was Grumpy's plan.
Happy: Wouldn't wanna be in their shoes.
Grumpy: You got one more, don't you?
Happy: If the shoe fits, wear it.
Grumpy: Okay, are you done?
Happy: [sings and plays his guitar] Shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe. Shoe-bi-di-bi-shoe. Bi-di-bi-shoe, shoe-bi-di-bi-shoe.


"Once Upon a Time: Dreamy (#1.14)" (2012)
[Dreamy has broken his axe]
Dreamy/Grumpy: Bossy. Hand me another axe.
Bossy: [does so] Here you are, Dreamy.
[Dreamy takes the axe, on which appears a new name]
Dreamy/Grumpy: It's 'Grumpy' now.

Bossy: What's the matter. You barely touched your food.
Grumpy: I don't know, I can't eat, I can't sleep. I don't feel at all like myself. Maybe I should have Doc take a look at me?
Bossy: You gonna trust a dwarf who got his medical degree from a pick axe?


"The 7D: Take Me to Your Grumpy/Nicely Done & the 7D (#2.11)" (2016)
Grumpy: Not lovin' the tights.
Happy: They flatter your figure.
Grumpy: Don't even go there.

Grumpy: [about the spaceship that crash-landed in front of their house] I'm tellin' you it was real.
[He closes his eyes but notices that Happy is in his bed with him]
Grumpy: What are you doin' in there?
Happy: This is my bed.
[Grumpy yells and springs right out]


"The 7D: Dr. Jingleheimer/The Enchanted Forest Ranger (#2.10)" (2016)
Grumpy: Grumpy: Why would some goon nab Doc and drag him all the way on top of Old Smokey?
Happy: [singing] On top of Old Smokey/ All covered with snow/ I lost my true sweetheart/ For a courtin' too slow.
[Giggles]
Grumpy: [Facepalms, then smacks Happy's guitar] What are you doin'? This is no time for singin'!
Happy: I just can't help myself! When somebody matched a song, I gotta sing it! 'Specially when I get nervous...
[Grumpy just rolls his eyes]


"Once Upon a Time: Witch Hunt (#3.13)" (2014)
Evil Queen: I think we know exactly who's taking up residence in our castle. The Wicked Witch.
Grumpy: We talking East or West?
Snow White: Does it matter? Neither one sounds good.
Grumpy: Well, one you drop a house on, the other you toss a bucket of water at.


"The 7D: Miss Fortune Teller/Grump-Tiki (#2.7)" (2016)
Happy: Why you always gotta be so grumpy?
Grumpy: Cause o' you?
Happy: Okay, then!


"The 7D: Big Rock Candy Flim-Flam/Doing the 7D Dance (#1.23)" (2015)
Grumpy: [sitting on the Jollywood Express, staring out the window] Anyone else feel like he's bein' watched?
[We see Happy staring over at him in the seat behind him]
Grumpy: Not him. I'm used to that.


"The 7D: Uncle Humidor/Grim the Genius (#1.15)" (2014)
Doc: [to Grim] That was you I gave the Smarty-Pants Stone to? You were Toasty?
Grumpy: [Sarcastically] Smartest guy in Jollywood.
Doc: I was blinded by his deliciousness.


"The 7D: Water Ya Doin' Dopey/Once in a Purple Moon (#2.19)" (2016)
Grumpy: [after drinking from the Fountain of Truth] Happy and I...
Happy: [Covers Grumpy's mouth in time] Keep it to yourself.


"Once Upon a Time: Operation Mongoose: Part 2 (#4.23)" (2015)
Killian Jones: You're telling me that in this other reality, I'm an expert with such a weapon?
Emma Swan: You're a regular Jack Sparrow.
Killian Jones: Is that good?
Emma Swan: Here. Let me show you how to use it.
[She gets behind him and takes his arms in hers]
Killian Jones: Oh.
[Chuckles. Emma guides his arm as he unsheathes his sword and sways the blade in various fighting positions]
Emma Swan: They say that once you become an expert, your subconscious takes over and does the work for you. Back in my world, that's what we call "muscle memory."
Killian Jones: [He puts the blade back into his sheath] Tell me more about this reality you want to return to. Us, for example. I sense that we, uh, we may be close?
Emma Swan: [Smiles] Very.
Killian Jones: [Sheepishly] Really? Well, I'm starting to get jealous of the other me.
Emma Swan: [laughs] Let's see what food Henry's discovered. I'm starving.
[They begin to head into town, but are cut short when Lily appears. Emma and Killian all draw their swords]
Lily Page: There they are.
[Queen Snow White and Charming follow suit, along with some more Black Knights]
Lily Page: As I told you, my Queen. The one-handed pirate was helping them, and the boy was with them as well.
Grumpy: [Draws his sword] Tell us where the child is hiding!
Emma Swan: Hey! Back off, dwarf!
[Angry, she pushes him to the ground]
Emma Swan: Or I'm gonna change your name to Stumpy!
Mary Margaret Blanchard: I know you. You're... Emma, the mad hag who was locked in the tower. I almost didn't recognize you out of your chains.
Emma Swan: You're the one that's hard to recognize, both of you. This isn't who you are.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Tell me. Who are we?
Emma Swan: You're my parents. I'm the product of your true love.
[Talking about Snow and David]
Emma Swan: You taught me how to be a hero, you taught me how to believe in hope, and I do. And now, I need you to believe in it too.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: [Her eyes widen, then looks at Emma as if in realization] You're right. Emma. Hope is a very powerful thing.
[Her warm, almost maternal smile drops and returns to a sadistic grin]
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Which is why I'm going to have to snuff it out of you and that awful son of yours.
[to her soldiers]
Mary Margaret Blanchard: Kill them.
David Nolan: Wait.
[He spots Henry entering and points him out to the Queen]
David Nolan: There he is.
Mary Margaret Blanchard: My, my. I am going to enjoy watching him die in front of his mother.
Killian Jones: [Whispers] Save Henry.
Emma Swan: Killian, you can't beat them.
Killian Jones: If I can help return things to how they were meant to be, then what happens to me here won't matter now, will it? Now go. Save your boy.
[Realising Killian is right, Emma rushes to protect Henry while a battle ensues between the Black Guard and Hook. Hook kicks over some heavy bags of flour, knocking out Lily and her fellow soldiers. Killian's attention turns to Charming]
David Nolan: Is she worth your life, pirate?
Killian Jones: I'm willing to find out.
[the two men begin to duel. At first, Charming has the upper hand and nearly corners Killian, but Hook presses just hard enough to send Charming's sword flying out of his hand and pushes Charming to the ground. He chuckles slightly]
Killian Jones: What do you know? I'm a natural.
[the Queen steps forward. Hook raises his sword]
Killian Jones: Hey! What about you, Your Majesty? Shall I make it quick while -
[He is cut short as Charming gets back up, takes his sword, and stabs through Hook's back]


"The 7D: Bathtub Bashful/Knick Knack Paddy Whack (#1.11)" (2014)
Grumpy: [to Happy, regarding Bashful] Let's break this to him nice and gentle-like, okay?
Happy: Sure thing.
[Loudly, to Bashful]
Happy: Hey, Bashful! You get to sing at the Jollypalooza tonight!
[Bashful screams]
Grumpy: You really got the nice and gentle thing down, don't you?
Happy: Thank you.


"The 7D: Hildy the Good/The Jollywood Jam (#1.13)" (2014)
Happy: [singing into a megaphone while the other dwarfs row a rowboat] Paddle faster round the creek! Stroke! Stroke! Let's hope our boat don't spring a leak! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Grumpy: [Gets up, grabs the megaphone and stuffs it over Happy's head] Stop! Stop! Stop!
Happy: Hee hee! Someone needs a time out!


The Lion King 1 1/2 (2004) (V)
Snow White: [walking through the theatre] Excuse me.
Bashful: Excuse me.
Doc: Excuse me.
Sneezy: Excuse me.
Happy, Additional Voices: Excuse me.
Sleepy: Excuse me.
Grumpy, Additional Voices: Get out of the way!


"The 7D: Mirror, Mirror/The Big Bash (#1.3)" (2014)
Grumpy: Bashful has a crush on the queen, and he gets all flibbety gibbety when he's around her.
Bashful: [From underneath a bucket] No, I don't!
Grumpy: Just the mention of the Queen's name makes him faint.
Bashful: No, it doesn't!
Grumpy: [Clears his throat] Queen Delightful.
[Bashful faints]
Grumpy: He's out like a light!