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[why Sue carries a gun
: People get carjacked. Trent
: Who's gonna carjack your fuckin' K-Car? He's right Sue you don't need to carry a gat!
: So how long do I wait to call? Trent
: A day. Mike
: Tomorrow. Sue
: Tomorrow, then a day. Trent
: Yeah. Mike
: So two days? Trent
: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days. Sue
: Definitely, two days is like industry standard. Trent
: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think? Sue
: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious. Trent
: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you... Mike
: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number. Charles
: Then ask her where you met her. Mike
: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money? Trent
: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party. Mike
: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies? Trent
: Six days.
[playing a hockey video game
: I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne. Mike
: What? They don't have fighting anymore? Trent
: Doesn't that suck? Mike
: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version. Sue
: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man. Trent
: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one. Mike
: Make somebody's head bleed. Sue
: No man, we're in the playoffs.
: Pause the game. Trent
: Wait I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.
: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs... Sue
: ...big fucking teeth, man. Trent
: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner. Sue
: Shivering. Trent
: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" Sue
: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it... Trent
: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. Sue
: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs... Trent
: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean? Sue
: You're like a big bear, man. Mike
: So you're not just like fucking with me? Trent
: No I'm not fucking with you. Sue
: Honestly, man.
: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg? Sue
: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A. Trent
: Anaheim. Sue
: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.
: Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys... Trent
: Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything?
: What? Come guys I couldn't back down, that guy called me a bitch we kept our "rep" bro. Charles
: Man, fuck "rep" I got a call back tomorrow!
[Mike, Trent, and Sue are hanging out and Trent and Sue are playing video hockey
: This is bullshit, such bullshit! Mike
: The Kings suck in this game you should play another team. Sue
: I took the Kings to the cup. Trent
: Yea, against the computer with the offsides off. Sue
: They are a finesse team. Trent
: LA is a fucking bitch team. OOOOHHHHHHH!
[Trent bodychecks one of sue's players
: Score Chicago! Sue
: Fuck! Such fuckin' bullshit! Trent
: [Trent hits the instant replay
] Now that was pretty Sue... Sue
: Man, don't do the instant replay thing... Trent
: No way, you said it was fuckin' bullshit. Sue
: Don't do the fucking... Trent
: Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit! Sue
: You're unbelieveable. Trent
: Well you know something, I am unbelievable. Sue
: [Trent shoves Sue
] Don't fucking touch me. Trent
: When I'm not here will you practice?