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: [on delivering pizzas
] A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two! Jesse
: Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
: Look, it's an elephant! Mr. Pizzacoli
: [turning around
] What? Jesse
: It was just a mailman.
: Look, a unicorn!
[Mr. Pizzacoli looks
] Mr. Pizzacoli
: A unicorn? Chester
: Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.
: You gotta activate the... Space Nerds
: Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam! Jesse
: What? Mr. Pizzacoli
: They said The Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam, YOU FOOL! Chester
: Hurry, activate it, dude!
[a small panel on the Transfunctioner reads "Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam"
: I think that's it, dude. Jesse
: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
: Damn! Now those are some big-ass panties.
: [knocks on the door
] Open up, you 2 slackers! Jesse and Chester
] Mr. Pizzacoli! Mr. Pizzacoli
: You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers! Jesse and Chester
: [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house
] Uh-oh. Mr. Pizzacoli
: OPEN UP THIS DAMN DOOR! Chester
: It's open! Jesse
[he hits Chester
: I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!