Franck Eggelhoffer
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Franck Eggelhoffer (Character)
from Father of the Bride (1991)

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Father of the Bride Part II (1995)
Franck Eggelhoffer: Father of the bride and a baby? GET OUT OF TOWN.

[referring to Frank's accent]
Yob: What planet are you from, man?
Franck Eggelhoffer: The planet of not wanting to die by a drive by shooting!
[speeds off]

Gang Kid: [George sleeps after using 2 sleeping pills, and on there way to the hospital, his head is leaning on the window of the car] Hey wat up wit dat face, huh? Dat suppose to be me?
[the others in car chuckle]
Gang Kid: Ya gotta problem? Lozer?
Franck Eggelhoffer: [Franck roles down the window a little] No we do not have a problem, so leaf us alone!
Gang Kid: 'Leaf'? What are you a tree?
Franck Eggelhoffer: Ha, ha, ha, very funny, you are obviously a comodian
[pronounced Coe - Maw - Dee - Un]
Gang Kid: Hey what kinda accent is that man? What planet are ya from?
Franck Eggelhoffer: Vat Planet? The planet of not wanting to be die, by a drive by SHOOTING!

Franck Eggelhoffer: Two Vastnick is like, "Bye, George! See you next Thursday!"

[Annie is in labor. Dragging sleeping George out by the head. Drops head and looks around]
Franck Eggelhoffer: Gee, I could change this room... THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS FRANCK!

George Banks: I have to admit, having Franck at the house did help. Although I had no idea what he did there all day.
Franck Eggelhoffer: [Marching] Do the baby 'vorkout'! Make those babies gleefull! Oh, that's good. Little tin soldiers. Happy tin soldiers. Richt. And now with an attitude.
[throws head back]
Franck Eggelhoffer: Hello! Who you? Get 'avay'! I don't like 'vat' you say!

Franck Eggelhoffer, Howard Weinstein: [both chanting to George] Every party has a pooper, that why we invited you! Party pooper! Party pooper! Every party has a pooper, that's why we invited you, George Baaanks!

Father of the Bride (1991)
Franck Eggelhoffer: Uh-oh, I bring the wrong color thread. I assumed you'd be wearing a black "tuxado."
George: It is a black "tuxado."
Franck Eggelhoffer: I don't think so, babe. This tux is "nuffy" blue. No doubt about it.
George: What're you talking about? Armani doesn't make a blue tuxedo.
Franck Eggelhoffer: Armani don't also make "polyaster."

Franck Eggelhoffer: I vill go talk to Honk. Now, we don't want to lose him, Hiss a genius and we need his maaaaand!