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: Can't be June. I've got my final. Why not May? Ellie Banks
: May's too early. Tommy Banks
: July's out. I'm going to camp. Kay Banks
: This isn't a kids party. It's my wedding and my friends. Stanley T. Banks
: Ellie, what did you mean by? Kay Banks
: No one has to raise a finger. When the time comes, I'll do everything. And I mean everything. Ellie Banks
: I can imagine that. Ben Banks
: I'm not going. Kay Banks
: Listen! I don't care if you come or not!
: Oh, Stanley. I don't know how to explain. A wedding. A church wedding. Well it's, it's what every girl dreams of. A bridal dress, the orange blossoms, the music. It's something lovely to remember all the rest of her life. And something for us to remember too.
: Stanley! You don't have to shout! Nobody's deaf! It's mortifying with
[indicates Delilah in the kitchen
] Ellie Banks
: in there!
: Just because we're older doesn't mean we're old. This is the 90s.
: I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that? George Banks
: Finally, someone who thinks like I do. Nina Banks
: Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
: Matty, what's going on? Matty Banks
: May I be excused? Nina Banks
: No, no sir. You may NOT be excused.
[George gets up to leave
] Nina Banks
: George? George Banks
: The guy offered me $10,000 to be out of the house in ten days. Nina Banks
: The guy offered you $10,000 to out of the house in ten days? John MacKenzie
: I hope you took it, George. Matty Banks
: He did. And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal. Nina Banks
: George! George Banks
: [yells an order in Arabic
: [Waiting for Brian to arrive
] So, can you see him? What does he look like? George
: He just drove up. Nina Banks
: And? George
: He drove too fast.
: You look like you're enjoying seeing me in here. Nina Banks
: Enjoying? Do you think it's enjoyable to get a phone call telling you to come down to the police station because your husband's been arrested for stealing hot dog buns?
: Now look Ellie, I know how anxious you've been to get your hooks into that baby, but the answer is NO. I've been through all that you know, the two o'clock feedings, the colic and the measles & all the rest of it & I'm not going through all of it again, especially with somebody else's baby Ellie Banks
] It wouldn't be like that, Stanley, it'll be fun to have a baby Stanley Banks
: You can go over and see the baby at their apartment when they get it all washed & ironed, but it's not coming here and THAT'S FINAL!