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: Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?
: You know, all the cheerleaders in the world wouldn't help our football team. Les
: It's just wrong. Cheering for them is just plain mean!
: They don't go, we win; once again, we're the best. Torrance Shipman
: I define being the best as competing against the best there is out there and beating them. They have to go.
] Big Red
: I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot. Big Red
, Torrance Shipman
: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call... Big Red
: Call me Big Red. Whitney
: I'm W-W-Whitney. Courtney
[Courtney makes cat snarl
: Dude, it's Darcy. Carver
: I'm big bad Carver. Yeah! Kasey
: Just call me Kasey! Big Red
: I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance! Torrance Shipman
: I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance. Whitney
, Torrance Shipman
: Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros.
: [Cheerleaders from opposing team
] Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK! Torrance Shipman
: Hey... Torrance Shipman
: That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!
: Bring on the tyros, the neophytes, and the dilettantes. Jan
: SATs are over, Darcy. Darcy
: And you're still jealous of my score.
Football Player #1
: Jan's got spirit, yes he do! Football Player #2
: Jan's got spirit, how bout you? Jan
: Dude! You just lost!
: [Their first practice after the long summer
] Pinch some panties, someone's slacking! Jan
: [to Courtney, who they're holding
] Do I look like a milkmaid 'cause somebody feels like a cow!
: Tell me we're not actually continuing the masquerade and having try-outs. Let's cut the crap and pick somebody now! Whitney's little sister Jamie is really teeny. She'll be easy to toss, and she doesn't give lip. Jan
: Just tongue. Whitney
: Kiss my ass, Jan! Jan
: I'd love to.
: Whoa! Sexy Leslie and Jan-Jan the cheerleading man! Toros Tight End
: Hey fags! Les
: What? Just because we won more trophies than you guys is no reason for you to get all... malignant. Toros Quarterback
: [grabbing his balls
] Malignant *this*, tool! Toros Tight End
: [high-fiving the quarterback and laughs
] Nice! Jan
: One of these days man... Les
: Let it go! They've never even won a single game! You gotta be kinda rough on them.
[calling out to Les
: Besides, they're dicks!