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Spot (Character)
from "101 Dalmatians: The Series" (1997)

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"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Citizen Canine (#2.14)" (1997)
Lucky: Are you just going to keep giving us stuff to do until we give up?
Cadpig: What Lucky means is, he believes you have a subconscious fear of losing.
Rolly: In other words, he's calling you a yellow-bellied, lily-livered chicken!
Spot: Not that that's a bad thing...

Spot: I'm hot.
Rolly: I'm hungry.
Cadpig: Let's all think ice cream.
[a fast moving tub of ice cream runs by picking them up]
Cadpig: Everybody stop thinking!

Cadpig: Why can't you run for mayor? You're charismatic, you talk a lot, you're bossy, you're always telling people what to do...
Lucky: Okay, okay, I get your point!
Cadpig: I can even be your personal image consultant. I love manipulating the truth.
Rolly: And I can be your advisor.
Spot: And I can manage your campaign. I have a neck for seeing trouble coming.

Spot: [after getting run over by a bunch of puppies] Look at all the pretty spots.

Princess: When Nanny milked me this morning, her hands nearly froze my udders off!
Duchess: When are we getting those heated milking gloves you promised us?
Lucky: Vice-Vice-Vice Mayor Spot is hard at work on that.
Spot: Yeah, and we got a finance committee extrapolating a freezability report on...
[dissolve to the pups in a new place]
Lucky: What did you say?
Spot: I was hoping you knew.

Spot: Ed Pig's just called a meeting to discuss all the promises you made.
Lucky: Well, tell them it's illegal to talk about my promises.
Spot: That doesn't seem fair.
Lucky: Who are you to say what's fair, Spot? I'm the mayor.
Cadpig: Somebody needs a little attitude adjustment.
Rolly: Yeah, Lucky! Pretty soon, you're going to be eating all our ice cream!
Spot: And making us watch whatever shows you want!
Lucky: Then I could if I wanted to. I can do anything I want.
Rolly: Huh! Then you're gonna have to find yourself another vice mayor!
Cadpig: ...and vice-vice mayor!
Spot: ...and vice-vice-vice mayor too!
Lucky: Guess I should just pass a law saying that I'm no better than Ed Pig.

[last lines]
Rolly: It sure was nice of Mayor Pig to give us this ice cream.
Spot: Guess he's not such a bad guy after all.
Cadpig: There's a warm heart between all those pork rinds.
Lucky: After that promise mess, I'm just happy to be done with my political career.
Rolly: Glad to hear it, Lucky.
Lucky: Everybody knows the real power is in big corporations.
[Rolly, Cadpig and Spot throw ice cream chunks at Lucky]
Lucky: [laughs] Just kidding.

Princess: When Nanny milked me this morning, her hands nearly froze my udders off!
Duchess: When are we getting those heated milking gloves you promised us?
Lucky: Vice-Vice-Vice Mayor Spot is hard at work on that.
Spot: Yeah, and we got a finance committee extrapolating a freezability report on...
Lucky: [dissolve to the pups in a new place] What did you say?
Spot: I was hoping you knew.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Alive N' Chicken/Prima Doggy (#2.11)" (1997)
Spot: Oh yeah. And I'm Walnutter, Queen of the Cashew People!
Rolly: Long live the Nut Queen!

Cecil B. DeVil: What better actress would advertise new chicken flavor Kanine Krunchies than a chicken?
Spot: Chicken flavor? What do they take me for? Some kind of *sicko*?

Spot: I can still see Lucky and Rolly and good old Cadpig... it's almost as if I'm still alive.
Rolly: Spot, you *are* still alive.

Spot: Why me? I'm not ready to go to that big chicken coop in the sky!

Rolly: Come on, Spot. Live it up! You're eating like a bird!
Spot: Rolly, I am a bird! A bird with serious digestive problems!

[first lines]
Spot: Woah! Corn! Corn, corn, corn.
Nanny: Oh, that spot.
Spot: Me? What'd I do?
Anita Dearly: Spot? Oh, no.
Spot: What? B'gawk?
Nanny: I'm afraid it's curtains for that one, Anita.
Spot: Curtains?
Anita Dearly: Isn't there anything we can do?
Nanny: Oh, I wish there were.
Anita Dearly: Well, after tonight, that spot'll be history.
Spot: Tonight? B, but...
[Spot fleas in fright]
Nanny: You're actually going to make curtains out of a dress with a spot on it?
Anita Dearly: Uh-huh. Last week, I made Roger a shirt out of old dish towels and he loves it.

Cadpig: Wait, Spot. Read this.
Spot: Artificial chicken flavor.
Cadpig: Hooray for chemical additives!

[last lines]
Rolly: Ah. Sure is good to have the old Lucky back.
Lucky: Thanks. I'm sorry for the way I acted. I let being a star go to my head.
Patch: I just hope it doesn't go to hers.
TV Announcer: Introducing new Kanine Krunchies Max. With chicken flavor.
Spot: It's artificial.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: You Slipped a Disk/Chow About That? (#2.1)" (1997)
Lucky: We may have missed lunch hour, but lunch will be ours! I have a plan that'll have us chowing down in no time! We'll be swimming in kibble once we...
Spot: Lucky, if I could interject here for just a second...
Lucky: Spot, don't interupt my moment... Once we break into the chow tower!
Cadpig: Great moment, Lucky.

Cadpig: Look on the bright side, Rolly. If these keeps up much longer, it'll be dinner time.
Rolly: But I need food now!
Spot: Relax, you guys. Just look back...
Lucky: Only quitters look back! We gotta look forward! Am I right?
Cadpig, Rolly: Yeah!

Lucky: Don't worry, Duchess. This is totally safe. Safer than safety-scissors-safe.
Spot: Lucky, about the food...
Lucky: Spot, you're going to have to stay back! This is totally dangerous! Very very dangerous!

[last lines]
Lucky: You know what I've learned, Spot?
Spot: Yep, you've learned...
Lucky: To listen. I mean, think of how much easier this would have been if we would have listened to you in the first place.
Spot: You've definately learned something.
Cadpig: Oh, Spot, the next time you have something to say, please don't let us ever ever ever interupt, k?
Spot: Actually, I do have something to say...
Rolly: Spot, please! Can't you see we're trying to eat here?

Spot: Wait! I have to tell you two things! Number 1, Nanny left some extra kibble for you guys back at the shed!
Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: What's number 2?
Spot: Look out for the sewer pipe!

Lucky: We may have missed lunch hour, but lunch will be ours! I have a plan that will have us chowing down in no time! We'll be swimming in kibble once we...
Spot: Lucky? If I could just interject here for a second...
Lucky: Spot, don't interrupt my moment.
[continuing his speech]
Lucky: Once we... break into the chow tower!
Cadpig: [sarcastically] Great moment, Lucky.

Lucky: Don't worry. This is totally safe. Safer than safety-scissors safe.
Spot: Lucky, I think I really must tell you that...
Lucky: Spot, you're going to have to stay back! This is totally dangerous! Very, very dangerous!

Cadpig: Look on the bright side, Rolly. If this takes much longer, it'll be dinner time.
Rolly: But I need food now!
Spot: Relax, you guys. Just look back...
Lucky: Only quitters look back! We've gotta look forward! Am I right?
Cadpig, Rolly: Yeah!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Dog Food Day Afternoon/Spot's Fairy God-Chicken (#2.49)" (1998)
Rolly: Who could be responsible for such monstrosity?
Cruella de Vil: You're fired!
Spot: Why do we bother to ask?

Rolly: Spot, why don't you just follow us out this way?
Spot: Uh, because I'm stuck?

Rolly: They opened up a new Kanine Krunchies plant without me knowing about it?
Spot: They have to clear things up with you?

Spot: If only puppies everywhere knew you were the hero behind this, Rolly...
Rolly: Oh, tut-tut, young chicken. If I can bring a smile to their hearts and a belch to their lips, my work is done.

Spot: [wagging her tail] Hey! What's going on? I'm having some sort of butt-quake!

Spot: [as a dalmatian] Guys, it's me! Spot!
Lucky: Yeah, and I'm Thunderbolt!
Spot: But it really is me!
Lucky: Okay, tell us something that only Spot would know.
Spot: All right... like... where Rolly keeps his fritters.
Lucky: Oh, come on! Everybody knows that!
Rolly: [surprised] Everyone knows where my fritters are?

Spot: Hey! This sock smells like feet! My heat's filled with toe germs! I could get sick! What is I get athlete's nose! That could lead to nasal rot!
Cadpig: She looks like a pup, but she's still her old, neurotic self.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Leisure Lawsuit/Purred It Through the Grapevine (#2.4)" (1997)
Lucky: Oh, man. Now I've done it. They're gonna lose the farm because of me.
Cadpig: Now, now. No pitty-parties, Lucky. It's not all your fault. Tell him, guys!
Rolly: No, I think he's right.
Spot: Yeah, it's pretty much all his fault.

Lucky: Oh, man, now I've done it! They're going to lose the farm because of me.
Cadpig: Now, now, no pity-parties, Lucky. It's not all your fault. Tell him, guys.
Rolly: No, I think he's right.
Spot: Yeah, it's pretty much his all fault.

Spot: C'mon, Pug's gonna be looking for us!
Lucky: Relax, that bonehead couldn't find his butt with both paws!
Lt. Pug: Freeze, hairballs! You traitors are all going down!
Cadpig: But...
Lt. Pug: Don't but me, Cadpig!
Cadpig: That's right, Cadpig! See what happens when you try?

Spot: Hey, did you hear something?
Rolly: Oh, that was my stomach.

Lucky: Gum?
Rolly: Check.
Lucky: String?
Cadpig: Check.
Lucky: Chicken?
Spot: I hate my life.

Spot: Don't you want to learn?
Lucky: Spot, don't you get it? Only geeks learn barking code, and only losers teach it.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Out to Launch/Prophet and Loss (#1.12)" (1998)
Spot: I'm in the lead! I'm in the lead!
[falls in a puddle of mud]
Spot: I'm in the mud.

Cadpig: How long do you suppose Captain Flea Dip will be conquering space today?
Spot: Probably just his usual romp to the Omega Quadron and back.

Cadpig: Exercise equipment? Why would anyone put that on a spaceship?
Spot: Why would anyone eat processed cheese?

VLAD: VLAD had to fool his furry and feather friends.
Lucky: Why? Why did VLAD have to?
VLAD: Skinny evil woman wanted to change VLAD. Went to turn VLAD into flight fat farm. VLAD's mission to violate countries, not melt off pounds fast.
Rolly: But why dognap us?
VLAD: VLAD wanted little comrades to help fulfill VLAD's destiny: to seek and destroy all orbiting traffic and become star of outer space!
Cadpig: Of course.
Spot: Should have guessed.
Rolly: What else?

[first lines]
Lucky: [playing a video game] Ha ha, got 'em. Reduce speed to light vector 7. Uh-oh, my sensors are detecting the presence of a hostile spaceship in this sector.
Cadpig: How long do you suppose Captain Flea Dip will be conquering space today?
Spot: Probably just his usual romp to the Omega Quadrant and back.
Rolly: Oh, come on, Lucky. You promised to check out Cruella's trash. She's got all kinds of great new stuff in it.
Lucky: No way. There's no reason to stop playing the game now.
Rolly: I'll give you at least three reasons why. One: You promised.
Spot: Two: It's not good for you to sit inside all day long and play video games.
Cadpig: And three: you look like a rabid dog behind those controls. You need to relax pup and get outside.
Lucky: Holy cow, a Kaputnic battle cruiser! Raise the shields. Fire the plutonium torpedoes.
Cadpig: [mockingly] Mop up the poop deck. Hold in the egg whites.
[Lucky's friends try to pull him away from the video game]
Cadpig: Let's go!
Lucky: No!

Spot: I don't think we should touch anything. I mean, isn't there some law against scratching an instrument of total annihilation?


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Spots and Shots/On the Lamb (#2.24)" (1997)
Rolly: Well, now what do we do?
Spot: Bark Brigade procedure is clear. Turn tail and run!
Lucky: What? At the first sign of excitement? No way! We're going to march out there and trap Lambo just like Thunderbolt would do.
Spot: But this isn't TV! This is real life! That could be d-d-d-dangerous!
Lucky: I *live* for danger! They don't call me Luckybolt for nothing! Come on!
Cadpig: All right, who called him Luckybolt?

Cadpig: You're not suffering from shot anxiety, are you, Lucky?
Spot: Lucky? Afraid of a little shot? Ha! Lucky and I laugh at shots! We have shots for breakfast! Afraid? Please!
[Lucky faints]
Cornelia: Oh, Spot? Time for your chickenpox shot!
[Spot faints]
Cadpig: Come on, Lucky. Mr. Vaccine has a needle with your name on it.
Lucky: You guys go ahead. I'm gonna hide. Uh, I mean... I'd better go round up the others. Yeah! I'm gonna go round up the others.

Rolly: [translating a barking code] Lamb strayed from flock... runaway... last seen... riding a cloud?
Spot: That's "heading for town".

Cadpig: You are a hero. Just like on TV.
Lucky: Some hero. Nothing like the way I planned it. The bad guy beat me at every turn, and look at how it ended! I got plucked like a chicken! No offense, Spot.
Spot: None taken... Baldy!

Lucky: Hey, who shut it off?
Spot: Sorry, I thought it was over.
Rolly: What's it matter? All that's left was a preview of tomorrow's show.
Cadpig: And we know what *that* will be like: a little gratuitous violence, a little male bonding, a big explosion at the end. KABLAM! They're all the same.
Lucky: I still wanted to see it. Thunderbolt's the only excitement I get around here.
Spot: You looking for excitement? Rumor in the henhouse says that somebody, possibly Naomi, laid an egg... with two yolks.
Rolly: Hey, hey! I dug up a shoe... open-toed!
Lucky: Someone put me out of my misery! I wasn't meant to live the life of a farm animal. I need adventure, excitement, like Thunderbolt! I should be battling insidious villains, facing fur-raging danger, boldly going where no puppy has gone before!
Cadpig: Welcome to Lucky's Rich Fantasy Life, and now back to reality.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Frisky Business/Cadet of the Month (#2.16)" (1997)
Spot: Might I remind you that this is stealing?
Lucky: No. Stealing is when you take something from someone and never bring it back. This is borrowing.

Spot: Duck!
Lucky: What? Low bridge?
Spot: No, I mean, *duck*! Baby duck!

Spot: I think we're lost!
Lucky: We're not lost.
Cadpig: I prefer the term, locationally challenged.

Cadpig: What is he so testy about? It's not like it was grand theft auto.
Spot: That's exactly what it was, Cadpig!
Cadpig: Picky, picky.

[first lines]
Thunderbolt: The name's Bolt, Thunderbolt. I eat Krunchies. Kanine Krunchies. You should too.
1st Announcer: Kanine Krunchies, perfect for lunchy. Designer Kanine Krunchies. Dare to be a dog. Shaken, not stirred.
Rolly: That is so beautiful.
Spot: Yeah, well, that high end designer chow costs big b-b-bucks and we don't have any. So get over it. B'gawk.
2nd Announcer: Hey, hounds. Monday is Designer Kanine Krunchi Day at the Stiffle Food Fortress. You're one and only chance to try Designer KK's rockin' new flavor, pistachio veal, absolutely free. I repeat, free, free, free! So come on down and get fed.
Lucky: Too cool.
Rolly: That's it. I'm going to Stiffle.
Spot: Uh, Hello. Anybody home? Stiffle is miles away. In order to cover that kind of distance, you would need transportation.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Rolly's Egg-Celent Adventure/Wild Chick Chase (#1.9)" (1997)
Spot: [shouts] Waterfall!
Lucky: Who put a waterfall there?

[first lines]
Scorch: [mumbling] Ah. Hen house.
Cornelia: Hurry, Spot. We haven't much time.
[Scorch gets flattened as Cornelia and Spot burst out the door]
Spot: Gang way!

[last lines]
Peeps' mother: There's my little angel. Oh, I hope she wasn't too much trouble.
[Peeps gives Spot a kiss on the beak]
Spot: Oh. Thank you, Peeps.
Peeps' mother: But then again, how much trouble could you be?
Peeps: Cheep. Cheep.

Spot: And even though Peeps is adorable, she's a major pain in the drumsticks!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Four Stories Up (#2.9)" (1997)
Spot: Hello! Remember me? I'm having a little stomach problem here... like
[shouts]
Spot: no stomach!

Spot: [gets eaten by a shark and then spat out] Well, I don't like the taste of fish either!

Rolly: Those people are blocking my view. Give them a hand, will ya?
Spot: But sir, I'm a chicken, not a duck.
Rolly: A bird's a bird. Hit the water.

Spot: I could think of 101 endings better than that one.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Smoke Detectors/Lobster Tale (#2.19)" (1997)
Spot: What do you mean you liberated a lobster?
Cadpig: I had no choice. He was heading for that big butter bath in the sky!
Spot: But it's stealing! The lobster police will get us for sure.
Rolly: Spot's right. We gotta eat the evidence. Anybody got a squeeze of lemon?
Cadpig: Rolly, how could you?
Rolly: Nothing personal. It's a food chain thing.

Spot: Are you sure this is a good lobster neighborhood? I mean, what are the schools like?

Cadpig: You said you were going to make him a contributing member of society!
Swamp Rat: He's contributing to my gumbo recipe. Close enough.
[the match Swamp Rat is holding catches his fingers on fire]
Swamp Rat: Yeow! I hope a little kid never holds a lit match like that! That could hurt!
Rolly: You'll never get away with this, Swamp Rat! A decent gumbo needs cayenne pepper!
Swamp Rat: There's plenty of cayenne in it, chubby boy! The secret is to start with a wallop of kosher salt.
Rolly: Salt? No, no, no. First, the cayenne pepper, then the...
Cadpig, Lucky, Spot: [shouts] Rolly!

Cadpig: Is it possible that I was an unclear communicator? Demonstrated poor listening skills? Was too caught up in my mission to assess Lance's needs?
Lucky, Spot, Rolly: Uh-huh!
Rolly: And don't forget to add a count of Grand Theft Lobster!
Spot: Hey, you were just trying to help a fellow creature. We know your heart was in the right place.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Good Neighbor Cruella/Animal House Party (#2.50)" (1998)
Cadpig: I feel so... abandoned!
[sobbing]
Spot: What's the matter? You've been away from your parents lots of times.
Cadpig: Well, I always left them. They never left me. I feel anxious, and hostile, and my tail is all poofy, and my nose is... runny!
[she blows her nose on Spot's arm]
Spot: Thank you for sharing.

Cadpig: Fascinating. This website posts hundreds of pet psychological problems. I'm sure I can find my symptoms listed.
Spot: Oh, yeah. Fascinating. Who knew there'd be so many goldfish with fin envy?
Rolly: Or lovebirds in need of marriage counseling?
Lucky: Or that we've spent our one weekend without parental supervision watching Cadpig's nasal drip?

Cadpig: I need to be petted!
[screams]
Cadpig: And I need it now!
Lucky: [points at Rolly] He'll do it.
Rolly: [points at Spot] She'll do it.
Spot: Mother.

Lucky: We're exhausted.
Rolly: How long do we have to keep this up?
Spot: I have a feeling we're going to be doing this forever!
Cadpig: What are you guys complaining about? I'm the one who needs attention!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Tic Track Toe/Lucky All-Star (#2.2)" (1997)
Cadpig: He's brave.
Rolly: He's fearless.
Lucky: He can do anything.
Spot: He's just a dog!
Lucky: He's not just a dog! Go-Go's my hero!

Cadpig: Oh, I hope Roger picks me! That trophy matches my inner glow.
Spot: Who cares about the trophy? I just wanna bring honor to Dearly Farm.
Rolly: Roger isn't picking a chicken, Spot. He's gonna choose a dog... with a nose for bones... like me.
Lucky: Dream on, guys. Roger has only one favorite, and we know who that is.
Cadpig: Oh, forgive me, chosen one. And if it weren't for my total commitment to world peace, I'd kick your sorry little...
Spot: Hey, where are you going, Tripod?
Tripod: Gotta start practicing for the contest. Gotta dig, gotta pump up, gotta feel the burn! You guys coming?
Lucky: Nah, I've got... shall we say... connections.
Tripod: No pain, no gain.

Lucky: Why didn't Roger pick me?
Spot: Hmm, let me take a stab at this. Because Tripod practiced? Because he worked hard? Because he's better?
Lucky: Who says he's better? I never even tried.
Spot: Ah! I think we've identified the problem.

Rolly: Besides, you only lost one race.
Spot: Yeah. It's not like they're gonna to tear the place down.
Cruella de Vil: [on a megaphone] What are you waiting for? Tear the place down!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Treasure of Swamp Island/Lord of the Termites (#2.25)" (1997)
Spot: [has a treasure map on her face] Why do they always mark the "spot" with an X?

Lucky: Now, if I can just find that X...
Cadpig: What did I tell you earlier, Luckless? That's only on TV.
Rolly: Well, I didn't come all this way for nothing. I'll find that treasure.
Spot: Guess again! You'll never find it without me!
[they all see a big "X"]
Rolly: Whoa! The treasure!
Lucky: X marks the spot!
Cadpig: [to the camera] Well, what did you expect?

Lucky: How weird.
Rolly: Where'd they all go? Who's gonna feed us?
Cadpig: Abducted! All of them!
Spot: Now let's try to think about this logically...
[yells]
Spot: We're all gonna die!

Lucky: You guys okay?
Cadpig: Yeah.
Rolly: Uh-huh.
Spot: Sure. I always make that sound when I'm drowning.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Close But No Cigar/Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers (#2.18)" (1997)
Spot: Now, according to my calculations... the only truly statistically safe ride at the fair is... the turnstile.

Spot: You know how many people are maimed every year on merry-go-rounds?
Lucky: Uh... none?
Spot: Exactly! A tragedy is long overdue.

Spot: I think I froze my giblets!
Lucky: Hey, chill out!

Lucky: Oh, man. I can't wait to meet Thunderbolt.
Spot: I hear he dyes his muzzle.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Double Dog Dare/Mooove It on Over (#2.20)" (1997)
[first lines]
Spot: Oh, I don't know. B'gawk! This is bad.
Lucky: Aw, come on, Spot. This is gonna be a synch. I mean, what are ya?
Spot: Don't say it. Don't say it.

Spot: It is not the dare that makes the dog. I had the dog inside this chicken body all the time and I just didn't know it.

Cadpig: What's everybody fighting about?
Spot: We're just expressing our feelings!
Lucky: Yeah. We're being honest and frank.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: K Is for Kibble (#2.38)" (1998)
Spot: [voice over] I was like a Slinky on an escalator, I was getting nowhere fast.

Swamp Rat: Just one word for you, chicken... Eeh!
Spot: "Eeh"?

Swamp Rat: Did you say elevator shoes?
Spot: No, that was a voice-over.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Two for the Show/An Officer and a Gentledog (#1.4)" (1997)
Lucky: I know you're smart, Spot, but how do you handle pressure? Solve this simple word problem in say, thirty seconds.
Spot: Ah-ha, no problem! Two trains are heading toward each other, one at twenty-five miles an hour and the other at forty. They're fifty miles apart and getting closer on the same track, but with no time to throw the switch, they collide, head on. All aboard perish and it's all my fault!
Lucky: Next.

Spot: It's good to be the chicken.

Lt. Pug: Come on, come on, cadet. Move your spotty chicken behind and cross that road.
Spot: Why?
Lt. Pug: If I wore boots, I'd have four good reasons why!
Spot: Sorry, Sir, but I can't cross the road without a reason why. It's a chicken thing.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Artist Formerly Known as Spot/Nose Knows (#2.37)" (1997)
Lt. Pug: Okay, fall in!
[Pug falls into a hole]
Spot: Hey, isn't that what we're supposed to do?

Lt. Pug: Duck!
Spot: Duck? What is it with you guys and poultry?

Spot: Dear Lucky, I know it must be complicated for a mere puppy to understand the complex in the life of an artiste, but for the first time in my life, I feel appreciated, I feel needed...
Cadpig: I feel nauseous!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Oozy Does It/Barnboozled (#2.13)" (1997)
Spot: Guys, help me! I'm... blue!
Cadpig: Oh, Spot, these little side trips to Unhappy Land have to stop.

Spot: [crushed by a drum] Pollution hurts.

Rolly: This is awful, she's taken our stuff, she's taken our space, she's taken our food.
Spot: Look on the bright side, at least we still have our self-respect.
Cadpig: Spot, we're living in a bookcase.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Robo-Rolly/Splishing and Splashing (#2.34)" (1997)
Spot: What are we going to do?
Cadpig: Think happy thoughts?
[Cruella appears]
Cadpig: You're not a happy thought.

Spot: How do we know it's Rolly? It could be another robot!
Rolly: Come on, guys! Let me out! I'm starving here!
Spot: All right, I'm convinced.

Spot: The swamp? This is your better idea? May I remind you of a few of the dangers like snakes and alligators and molaria and quicksand and deadly swamp gas?
Cadpig: You're one of those glass is half-empty people, aren't you?


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Swine Song/Watch for Falling Idols (#1.6)" (1997)
Rolly: I can't see.
Spot: That makes you the luckiest one here.

Cadpig: Oh, that is sentimental!
Rolly: Oh, give me a break.
Lucky: Or a barf bag.
Cadpig: How could you be so insensitive? Have you never felt the pangs of Toujour L'amour?
Rolly: I pulled a groin once.
Lucky: I had ringworm.
Spot: Does moulting count?

Cadpig: Oh, Dumpling, beloved...
Rolly: [to Dumpling] Oh, Dumpling, you mud head!
Cadpig: Uh... er... your eyes are liquid pools, and your lips are cherries.
Rolly: [to Dumpling] Your eyes are lizard drool, and your lips are hairy!
Cadpig: No, no, you big doofus!
Rolly: [to Dumpling] No, no, you big doofus!
Spot: Oh, yeah, of course he gets *that* right.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Fountain of Youth/Walk a Mile in my Tracks (#2.26)" (1997)
Lt. Pug: [singing] Lift your legs and move your butt.
Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly, Spot: [singing] Lieutenant Pug is a great big nut!

Cadpig: I don't mean to sound judgmental, but that bird is cuckoo.
Spot: Hey! That's my mom you're talking about!
Cadpig: Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. You're mother is cuckoo!

Cadpig: Sweet Goddess of Love. That is the biggest egg I have ever seen.
Spot: That's nothing compared to Mom! You should see what she hacks up at Easter!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Market Mayhem/Lucky to Be Alone (#2.8)" (1997)
Lucky: We're not going anywhere near the poultry aisle.
Spot: To you, it's the poultry aisle. To me, it's my class reunion!

Spot: I'm not sure I can risk this. Every chicken knows, if you enter a grocery store live, you leave in shrink wrap.

[last lines]
Perdy: We've come to take you home.
Lucky: It's so good to see you guys.
Gieldgud: Gracious!
Coco: Oh, Beams. We gave him everything.
Beamer: Farm dogs. You did your best, darling.
Cadpig: Lucky!
Spot: Aww, how are you, little fella? I told them you'd be b-b-back.
Rolly: Lucky, bro!
Lucky: I really missed you guys.
Cadpig: We missed you too.
Rolly: Yeah, nothing seemed the same without you.
Lucky: You know, being away made me realize just how important you guys are to me. Come one, everybody. Group hug!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: The Good-bye Chick (#2.33)" (1997)
Spot: It's way past my nap time! If my mom catches me...
Cadpig: Oh, relax for once, Spot. Hang ten on the cosmic surfboard of freedom!
Spot: Cadpig, your metaphysical metaphors are getting weirder and weirder!

Lucky: Hey, Spot, we're going to go roll in the dirt. You wanna come?
Spot: Can't. I'm sittin' on an egg.
[the pups laugh]
Spot: Oh, just shoot me now! It's Mom's orders! She says I'm spending too much time with you guys!
Cadpig: Why that's Dalmatian discrimination. Don't let your mother's intolerance crush your individuality. Fight oppression, my sister!

Cornelia: And just what have you been up to?
Spot: Uh... howling at the moon?
Cornelia: Again with the dog act? What next? Walking? A leash? Fire hydrant?
Spot: That was one time. And it was an accident.
Cornelia: Well, it's not going to happen again!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Two Faces of Anita (#2.6)" (1997)
Rolly: Got any ideas?
Spot: This is one of those times I wish my head worked as good as my mouth.

Lucky: We'll all be on TV! Which is my best side?
Spot: You're sitting on it.

[first lines]
Roger Dearly: We've gotta get this cake baked before Anita comes home from work. So what do you think, Roll'ster, German chocolate or cinnamon spice?
[Rolly barks]
Roger Dearly: Both, huh? Well, that's an idea. Yeah, maybe we could combine 'em and make one big German cinnamon chocolate spice cake.
Lucky: Why are we baking her a cake now? She hasn't won the Designer of the Year award yet. She's only been nominated.
Cadpig: It is an honor just to be nominated. Of course, winning adds in the joy of rubbing everybody's nose in it.
Spot: Well, win or lose, Anita's really going to love this cake. I just hope Cruella doesn't keep her working all night.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Full Metal Pullet/Dough the Right Thing (#2.15)" (1997)
Spot: I know what you're thinking. They look better than we do, and it's the chicken's fault.
Lucky: At least you've got one thing right. We're supposed to walk the same, sound the same and look the same. We're supposed to be one big dog.
Cadpig: Well, we're close. We're one big dog and a chicken.

[last lines]
Anita Dearly: Roger. Here's the purse, right here. Oh, thank goodness.
Spot: We did it. We returned Anita's purse and saved the farm.
Lucky: [on a walkie-talkie] To think, we were gonna spend that money like it was ours. Over.
Rolly: [on a walkie-talkie] Roger that. It's just like posing as a security guard. Over.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Bad to the Bone/Southern Fried Cruella (#1.5)" (1997)
Spot: You know what happens to bullies?
Mooch: Yeah. They get all the good stuff.

Lucky: Go for it, Rolly!
Cadpig: Eat like the wind!
Rolly: I really love you guys!
Spot: Stand back! You might get sucked into the vortex!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Poison Ivy/Twelve Angry Pups (#2.32)" (1997)
Spot: This is a citizen's arrest.
Lucky: You have the right to remain guilty.
Cadpig: Anything you say will be a lie.

Spot: Hey, are you guys missing anything?
Mooch: Well, Dipstick is missing his marbles. Whizzer lost his bladder control this morning, but otherwise, nope.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: You Say It's Your Birthday (#2.12)" (1997)
Lucky: They're giving us away.
Cadpig: Throwing us out like day-old pizza!
Rolly: Nobody would do that, would they? Do a pizza on me?
Spot: They're tossing us out on our furry little butts! Wait a minute... I'm a *feather* butt. Maybe this doesn't include me.

Spot: [wearing a vest] Cock-a-doodle-doo! Look at me! I'm a Dalmatian too!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Film Fatale/My Fair Chicken (#2.30)" (1997)
Lucky: Hold onto this liquorice with your teeth, Rolly. Don't eat it.
Rolly: I could, right?
Lucky, Cadpig, Spot: No!
Rolly: Okay, but hurry! I'm weakening!

Spot: The Silver Egg Social? But that's for chickens!
Cornelia: Exactly! And it's time you started acting like a chicken instead of some bone-digging, kibble-eating, tree-sniffing dog!
Spot: But I am a dog! I'm a dog trapped in a chicken's body!
Cornelia: I don't care if you're an aardvark trapped in a baboon's pinky!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Our Own Digs/Goose Pimples (#2.5)" (1997)
Spot: Have you ever seen Lock Jaw?
Lt. Pug: Nobody's ever seen him... but I've heard him stomping through the night looking for his favorite dish: Chicken Veronica with a bed of marinated puppies.
Rolly: Is that served with a white sauce?
Lucky: Rolly!

Lt. Pug: Get the led out of your tails you lilly-livered, candy-butted mutts!
Cadpig: But we just hiked ten miles, sir.
Lucky: And that equals *seventy* in dog miles.
Spot: Uh, Lt. Pug, sir. We are all, and I speak without irony, dog tired.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Shake, Rattle and Woof/Cadpig Behind Bars (#2.3)" (1997)
Spot: I can have a sandwich named after me. Just think..."Chicken Sandwich"!

Lucky: Wow. Did she say stardom?
Rolly: We're gonna be stars.
Spot: Guys, guys! This is Cruella, the same woman who tried to turn you into fuzzy evening wear.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: The Maltese Chicken (#2.29)" (1997)
Lucky: Hey! Who turned off the color?
Cadpig: Oh, no! Farm Noir! Huh?
[the pups glare at Spot wearing a trench coat]
Lucky, Cadpig, Rolly: Spot?
Spot: The name's Pullet Marlowe, Private Chick. Mystery is my middle name.
Rolly: I thought it was Irma.

Spot: [voice-over] It was a hot day in the hen house. Crazy hot. Hot enough to make a criminal stick to his case.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: He Followed Me Home/Love 'Em and Flea 'Em (#1.2)" (1997)
Lucky: Where did you learn about this?
Spot: I'm Professor Egghead Science Over-Easy!

Spot: How do you hide an elephant?
Rolly: Maybe we can put him on wheels and disguise him as a vacuum cleaner.
Spot: Or stick little magnets on him and pretend he's a refrigerator.
Cadpig: Or put a saddle on his back and pretend he's a horse with a glandular problem.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Valentine Daze (#2.17)" (1997)
[first lines]
Cadpig: Are you all aware that tomorrow is Valentine's Day? A joyous celebration of the power and importance of love and friendship. And the ultimate guilt trip. The opportunity to give a Valentine to someone who didn't give you one... and watch 'em squirm. I love it.
Spot: She scares me sometimes.
Rolly: Only sometimes?

Spot: Excuse me, Scorch has it. Scorch eats chickens. Do you see a problem here? How 'bout I just chear you on proudly from the sidelines?
Rolly: Besides, it's at Cruella's. Imagine what she'll be doing to us while Scorch is eating Spot.
Spot: Uh. Thanks for the visual.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: The High Price of Fame/The Great Cat Invasion (#1.7)" (1997)
[first lines]
Spot: You want to make a tape of me? What for?
Cadpig: For the TV show, Stupendously Embarrassing Home Videos.
Rolly: Yeah. They pay big bucks for tapes of animals doing stunts.
Spot: What kind of stunts?
Lucky: You know, like the time you got sucked in by the sump pump and shot over the barn like a water rocket.
Mayor Ed Pig: Why don't you ever fly through the windmill again? That's a sure crowd pleaser.
Princess: Remember her with that roll of duct tape? I'm still laughing.
Lucky: Come on, Spot. Don't just stand there.
Spot: What? You think I'm gonna do something stupid just because you asked? I'm not a clown. I have my dignity.

Spot: Nobody respects me. They think I'm a b-b-b-buffoon, a ninny, a dumb cluck.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Howl Noon/Easy on the Lies (#1.3)" (1997)
Lt. Pug: Do you know the secret password?
Spot: No, can't say I do.
Lucky: Uh, nope.
Cadpig: I do!
Lt. Pug: Rats. Didn't think anyone knew. Okay, you can come in, the rest of you stay outside!
Cadpig: Simple minds, simple answers.

Spot: Greetings, fellow fowl. We, uh, come in peace. And harmony.
Ostrich: Annihilate the invaders.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Shipwrecked (#2.21)" (1997)
[first lines]
Anita Dearly: Oh, Roger. It's not exactly the most beautiful day for a cruise on the river.
Spot: A cruise?
Cadpig: Ah, fresh sea air.
Rolly: Midnight buffet.
Lucky: A chance to see river pirates.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Channels/Un-lucky (#2.43)" (1998)
Rolly: This was a lot more fun than just sitting around watching TV... even the Gravy Channel!
Cadpig, Lucky, Spot: *Especially* the Gravy Channel!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Snow Bounders/Gnaw or Never (#2.31)" (1997)
Rolly: Come on, help me pull this thing loose.
Spot: I thought you were too much the gourmet to chew shoes.
Rolly: I'm not gonna chew it, I'm gonna fetch it to Cruella. Maybe my good deed will earn me a hand up.
Cadpig: Yeah, and maybe the Tooth Fairy will fly away to Lollypop Land and get a cavity.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: It's a Swamp Thing/Roll Out the Pork Barrel (#2.10)" (1997)
[last lines]
Dumpling: At my urging, Rolly has graciously decided to give you another chance.
Lucky: Well, I don't know if we want him back. He did kinda blow us off.
Rolly: Heck. I don't know either. You guys were really mean to me and...
Lucky, Rolly: [shout] I love you, man!
Cadpig, Spot: [shout] Group hug!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Virtual Lucky (#2.35)" (1997)
Spot: According to my calculations, in order to get into the chow tower, you need 108 more pounds!
Cadpig: Rolly and I add another eight pounds. We need a hundred more.
Lucky: How 'bout Cruella? I bet she weighs a hundred pounds.
Rolly: Yeah, so do a bunch of rocks.
Cadpig: We vote for the rocks.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: A Christmas Cruella (#1.11)" (1997)
Spot: You know, I had a great song and dance number here; they cut it!


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: The Dogs of Devil/Dog's Best Friend (#1.10)" (1997)
Spot: Word around the yard is that he's a mob dog who's laying low.
Blaze: [in an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent] No, you are all wrong. I am a genetic cyber-dog sent to destroy your puny world.
Blaze: [resuming his normal voice] But first, I'm going to finish my breakfast.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: The Fungus Among Us (#2.7)" (1997)
Spot: Hey. Wake up and worry like everyone else.


"101 Dalmatians: The Series: Mall Pups (#2.22)" (1997)
[last lines]
Colonel: And, of course, I recommend to your parents that you be grounded for three weeks. Any questions?
Spot, Lucky, Rolly, Cadpig: No, Sir.
Colonel: Alright. Now I know you've missed lunch, so, uh, meet me in the pet shop food bar in five minutes.
Rolly: Wow. That's great. Thanks, Colonel! But, how do we find it?
Colonel: Huh. No problem, cadet. Just read the map.