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: How about a pit-stop? Owen Templeton
: Sorry, this is a one way flight. There's a bathroom in the back. Lucy
: The latch is broken. Anyone could just walk right in. Owen Templeton
: So? Look, you ain't got nothin' these other Lucys haven't seen before. Lucy
: [man's voice
] Not necessarily.
: I am Enrico Pollini. Now, I know what you are thinking... Enrico is a girl's name. Owen Templeton
: No I wasn't. Enrico Pollini
: No pun intended. Owen Templeton
: What pun was that?
[Talking about Sinclair and his idea for them competing in the "race"
: It's some sort of joke. It has to be. Duane Cody
: What kind of jackass just gives away $2 million? Owen Templeton
: Maybe it's a publicity stunt. Randy Pear
: What kind of publicity? He swore us all to secrecy. Vera Baker
: Maybe it's a secret publicity stunt. Randy Pear
: A *secret* publicity stunt?
: I am not a bus driver! I do not work for the bus company! All right? I... I needed a ride to New Mexico, so I stole this uniform! See this jacket? This is not my jacket! Remember Marty, the bus driver? Huh? This is his shirt! I stole it! And these pants, you think I'd wear these pants? These aren't my pants! These are Marty's pants. I stole them. I am not a bus driver!
Gus the Cabbie
: [listening to football on cab's radio
] Confederate... confederate... THROW THE BALL! That's why you're not going to get drafted! You'll be lucky to play arena football in Barcelona! Gus the Cabbie
: [to Owen
] You like football? Owen Templeton
] Sure. Gus the Cabbie
: Did you happen to catch that, uh, Dallas game last week? You can't really call it a game, it was more of an obscenity, a crime against football. I lost twenty grand on that game! And they would have won! Now I gotta work TWO shifts because of that idiot! I mean, Stevie Wonder coulda done a better job callin' that game.