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: We need to sell that shit on eBay. Street
: I only have one. Deke
: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!
: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage. Deke
: So what if he's Polish? Hondo
: No, no. Means he's one of those: "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.
: You know what? I think he might be Polish. Deke
: Tell daddy how you want it.
[the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate
: Ain't this a bitch? Street
: A cold hard one.
[after hearing Street over radio yell officer down
: Flip a bitch! Deke
: Flippin' a bitch!
: [Deleted Scene: Locker Room
] So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT. Boxer
: They always are at first. Deke
: [Imitates his wife
] "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does? McCabe
: Laughs? Boxer
: Hangs up? Deke
: She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up. McCabe
: [as Boxer and TJ laugh
] Bitch. Alright guys, take care.
: [Deke shoots a card
] 10 of Spades. Spade flush. Street
: Hondo, isn't that a straight flush? Hondo
: Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of Spades. Deke! Deke
: Beats four Aces in Compton any day!
Neighbor in Alley
: Y'all ain't got nothing better to do than to be haulin' off black people off to jail? Just perpetuatin' a cycle you know! Deke
: [putting the criminal in the police car
] Let's see how liberal you are when he breaks into your place! Neighbor in Alley
: MMmm hm! Deke
: Mmm hm my ass!
Lieutenant Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
: Shannon and his men are going away for so long that by the time they get out they'll may be no more wars to fight. Sergeant David 'Deacon' Kay
: As far is the police is concerned, I happen to think you're a necessary evil - usually more evil than necessary. Officer Dominic Luca
: Just because we enjoy beating up on blacks, Chicanos and foreigners? Kind of narrow minded isn't? Sergeant David 'Deacon' Kay
: Besides we only beat on them every other Thursday and you know what, I'm in charge of hitting on blacks. Now if that isn't equal opportunity I don't know what is.
[SWAT members laughing