Quotes for
Ron Slater (Character)
from Dazed and Confused (1993)

Dazed and Confused (1993)

Slater: Man just wait till I get to college!

Pickford: Slater-san, how's it goin'?
Slater: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.

Slater: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.

Slater: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.

Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Mitch: Four.
Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.

Slater: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.

Slater: Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.

Slater: You cool man?
Mitch: Like how?
Slater: [rolling his eyes as he walks away] OK.
Pink: He was asking if you get high.

O'Bannion: Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man.
Slater: Go get some from your mother, man.
O'Bannion: We just bagged your mother.
Slater: Okay, fuck you dickhead.

Dawson: There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here.
[the girls show up]
Dawson: Hey, what's going on?
Shavonne: Hey, not much. How about you?
Slater: Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.
Shavonne: Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there?
Slater: All right, check ya later!
[the girls leave]
Dawson: Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?
Slater: What are you talking about man?
Dawson: Check ya later! Check ya later!
Slater: Hey man, get off my case man.

Slater: I'm letting you have shotgun. But cuz it's cuz only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

[repeated line]
Slater: Shotgun!

Michelle Burroughs: [singing] Watch them fly...
Slater: [stoned] Hey you know that song is about the aliens?

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