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: Man just wait till I get to college!
: Slater-san, how's it goin'? Slater
: Fixin' to be a lot better, man.
: Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.
: George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have? Mitch
: Four. Slater
: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
: Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky shit goin' on there. And it's green too.
: Oh, man, I'm fuckin' wasted.
: You cool man? Mitch
: Like how? Slater
: [rolling his eyes as he walks away
] OK. Pink
: He was asking if you get high.
: Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man. Slater
: Go get some from your mother, man. O'Bannion
: We just bagged your mother. Slater
: Okay, fuck you dickhead.
: There's Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here.
[the girls show up
: Hey, what's going on? Shavonne
: Hey, not much. How about you? Slater
: Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on. Shavonne
: Oh really? Cool, so I guess we'll see ya there? Slater
: All right, check ya later!
[the girls leave
: Slate man, why are you always such a dork man? Slater
: What are you talking about man? Dawson
: Check ya later! Check ya later! Slater
: Hey man, get off my case man.
: I'm letting you have shotgun. But cuz it's cuz only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.
] Watch them fly... Slater
] Hey you know that song is about the aliens?