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: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive. Cher
: That was way harsh, Tai.
: Are you talking about drugs? Tai
: Yeah. Cher
: Tai, how old are you? Tai
: I'll be 16 in May. Cher
: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel.
: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment. Dionne
: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff. Tai
: No shit. You guys got Coke here? Dionne
: Well, yeah. Cher
: Yeah, this is America.
: Cher, you're a virgin? Cher
: You say that like it's a bad thing. Dionne
: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".
: Hey, did you see that? Cher
: Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.
: Man, this party is ragin'. Cher
: Let's do a lap before we commit to a location.
: Do you think she's pretty? Cher
: No, she's a full-on Monet. Tai
: What's a monet? Cher
: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber? Christian
: Hagsville. Cher
: Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups! Cher
: Well, this is a really good school.
: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!
: You think I'm a mentally challenged airhead? Cher
: I never said that, I just think you two wouldn't mesh.
: [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out
] Survey says? Tai
: Doable. Dionne
: Puny. I like 'em big. Cher
: Ew I hate muscles! Tai
: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.
: If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him?
: Sporadically. It means once in a while. Try to use it in a sentence. Josh
] Be seeing you. Tai
: Yeah, I hope not sporadically.