Quotes for
Tai (Character)
from Clueless (1995)

Clueless (1995)

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.
Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Cher: Are you talking about drugs?
Tai: Yeah.
Cher: Tai, how old are you?
Tai: I'll be 16 in May.
Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

Tai: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel.

Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?
Dionne: Well, yeah.
Cher: Yeah, this is America.

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?
Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

Tai: Hey, did you see that?
Cher: Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.

Tai: Man, this party is ragin'.
Cher: Let's do a lap before we commit to a location.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.
Tai: What's a monet?
Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?
Christian: Hagsville.
Cher: See?

Tai: Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups!
Cher: Well, this is a really good school.

Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Tai: You think I'm a mentally challenged airhead?
Cher: I never said that, I just think you two wouldn't mesh.

Cher: [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out] Survey says?
Tai: Doable.
Dionne: Puny. I like 'em big.
Cher: Ew I hate muscles!
Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.

Tai: If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him?

Cher: Sporadically. It means once in a while. Try to use it in a sentence.
Josh: [later] Be seeing you.
Tai: Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

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