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[as an ass blaster groans over Burt's compound
: Not to worry, my perimeter is completely Graboid proof. Jodi Chang
: But is it ass blaster proof.
[after Burt blows up a shrieker herd
: Holy Sheeit! he doesn't fool around. Jodi Chang
: Burt is very uh, committed.
[after Burt gets dug up from a Graboid stomach
: I prefer... we keep this... to ourselves. Jodi Chang
: Oh, you guys definitely need to be supervised.
[Suggesting names for the flying monsters
] Jodi Chang
: Assblasters. How's that? Jack
: Sounds like a porno film.
: [after assembling a potato gun, Jodi realizes a problem
] Uh, but do we have a lighter? Jack
: Burt does. Burt
: [looks up from the gun
] How do you know? Jack
: Well, 'cause you're... Burt. Burt
: [presenting lighter
] Damn right I am.
: Well, we discovered it right? Just like the other ones. We should name it... how about buttlauncher?
: The universe provides. Jodi Chang
: The universe provides a boat? Jack
: And a blue tarp! C'mon!
: [after everyone runs into an outhouse to hide from the assblasters
] Well... let's assess the situation. Jack
: We're screwed. Jodi Chang
: We're screwed in an outhouse?
: [after killing an ass-blaster
] Ha! Ass blaster! Blast your own damn ass!