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: I missed you. I missed you a lot. Lolita
: Well I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. But it doesn't matter, because you don't care about me anymore anyway. Humbert
: What makes you think I don't care about you? Lolita
: Well you haven't kissed me yet, have you?
: Murder me! Murder me like you murdered my mother!
: I asked you to make your bed. Didn't I? Lolita
: No. You asked me if I'd made my bed.
: I feel like we're grown-ups. Humbert
: Me, too. Lolita
: We get to do whatever we want, right? Humbert
: Whatever we want.
: How are the piano lessons going? Lolita
: Fine. Great. Excellent. Wonderful. Perfect. Humbert
: Especially since you missed the last two.
: You look one hundred percent better when I can't see you.
: Wait a sec. You're telling me we're sleeping in one room? With one bed? Humbert
: I've asked them to bring up a cot, which I'll use if you like. Lolita
: You're crazy. Humbert
: Why, my darling? Lolita
: Because, my darrr-ling, when my darrr-ling mother finds out she'll divorce you and strangle me. Humbert
: Lo, listen a moment. For all intents and purposes I am your father and I am responsible for your welfare. We are not rich, so when we travel, we shall be - we shall uh... we shall be thrown together a great deal. And two people who enter into a cohabitation inevitably lead into a kind of... Lolita
: The word is "incest".
: I was a daisy fresh girl and look what you've done to me.
: From here to that old car you know so well is a stretch of twenty-five paces. Make those twenty-five steps. With me. Now. Lolita
: You're saying you'll give us the money if I go to a motel with you? Humbert
: No, no, no. I mean leave here now, and come live with me. And die with me, and everything with me. Lolita
: You're crazy.
: What are you eating? Lolita
: It's called a jawbreaker. It's supposed to break your jaw. Want one?
: Do not tell me you've never done as a boy. Humbert
: Never. Lolita
: I think I'll have to show you everything.
: You know, I've missed you terribly. Lolita Haze
: I haven't missed you. In fact, I've been revoltingly unfaithful to you. Humbert Humbert
: Oh? Lolita Haze
: But it doesn't matter a bit, because you've stopped caring anyway. Humbert Humbert
: What makes you say I've stopped caring for you? Lolita Haze
: Well, you haven't even kissed me yet, have you?
: Do you always have to shave twice a day? Humbert Humbert
: Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day.
: [on her new husband
] Dick's very sweet.
: 'Fraid someone's gonna steal your ideas and sell 'em to Hollywood, huh?
: He is a writer and he is not be disturbed! Lolita Haze
: [makes the Nazi salute
] Sieg heil!
: Why don't we play a game? Humbert Humbert
: A game? Come on. No, you get on to room service at once. Lolita Haze
: No, really. I learned some real good games in camp. One in "particularly" was fun. Humbert Humbert
: Well, why don't you describe this one in "particularly" good game? Lolita Haze
: Well, I played it with Charlie. Humbert Humbert
: Charlie? Who's he? Lolita Haze
: Charlie? He's that guy you met in the office. Humbert Humbert
: You mean that boy? You and he? Lolita Haze
: Yeah. You sure you can't guess what game I'm talking about? Humbert Humbert
: I'm not a very good guesser. Lolita Haze
: [whispers in his ear and giggles
] Humbert Humbert
: I don't know what game you played. Lolita Haze
: [whispers in his ear again
] You mean you never played that game when you were a kid? Humbert Humbert
: No. Lolita Haze
: Alrighty then...
: [Trying to console Humbert
] I'm really sorry that I cheated so much. But I guess that's just the way things are.
: [Referring to Quilty
] What happened to this Oriental-minded genius? When you left the hospital, where did he take you? Lolita Haze
: To New Mexico. Humbert Humbert
: Whereabouts in New Mexico? Lolita Haze
: To a dude ranch near Santa Fe. The only problem with it was he had such a bunch of weird friends staying there. Humbert Humbert
: What kind of "weird" friends? Lolita Haze
: Weird! Painters, nudists, writers, weightlifters... But I figured I could take anything for a couple of weeks.