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: Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it. Robert Parks
: Really? When was the last time you stabbed a corpse?
: What's your name? Mary Maceachran
: I think here I'm called Trentham. Robert Parks
] No, I meant your real name. Mary Maceachran
: Oh. Mary. Mary Maceachran. Robert Parks
: Blimey. What does Her Ladyship call you? Mary Maceachran
: Well, she should call me Maceachran now I'm a lady's maid. At least that's what my mother says. But Her Ladyship can't pronounce it, so she just calls me Mary. Robert Parks
: I don't blame her.
: Mr. Parks... Robert Parks
: Robert. Mary Maceachran
: Robert. When you said you'd surprise me, you didn't mean anything by it, did you? Robert Parks
: Why? Don't you like surprises?
: Can't a man hate his own father?
: [has just kissed Mary, long pause
] Ooh. I've been wanting to do that ever since I first set eyes on you.
: Here we go again. Mary Maceachran
: That's just it. I've never done a real houseparty before. Not properly anyway. Elsie (Head Housemaid)
: How come you got taken on as a countess lady's maid if you've got no experience? Mary Maceachran
: She wants to train me. She said she didn't care about experience. Elsie (Head Housemaid)
: She didn't want to pay for it, you mean.
: My name is Parks... Robert Parks.
: What's Lord Stockbridge like? Robert Parks
: He thinks he's God Almighty. They all do.
: Do you think he's the murderer? Robert Parks
: It's worse than that - he's an actor!