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Gaspar Voorsboch (Character)
from Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

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Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)
[as he is being arrested]
Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!

Gaspar Voorsboch: [pointing a Sword at Deuce] You die with the rest of them, Gigolo!
Deuce Bigalow: Please Sir, you don't have to do this.
Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Gigolos... robbed me of my man-hood, I was never able to satisfy a woman, and I shall acceed to it, that they don't either!
[they both Start Sword Fighting]
Deuce Bigalow: You don't have to kill anyone Gaspar, cuz you can please a Woman. These Gigolos... don't know what they're talking about!
Deuce Bigalow, Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Is he talking about us?
Deuce Bigalow: Do you really think that all a woman wants, is for some man to give her a "Mud Pretzel", "Turkish Snow Cone", or an..."Irish Facial"?
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Yes, they do, Liar.
[all the Women: No!]
Deuce Bigalow: All a woman really wants... is a guy who asks her about her day, how she's been... or at least pretends to.
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [all the Women: Yeah!] What?
Deuce Bigalow: ...or if she's feeling down, or depressed
[Gaspar tries to Stab Him, and misses]
Deuce Bigalow: Cry WITH Her!
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Hey, I assure to you that I had no complaints from ANY of those freaks!
Lily: [slaps His face] I faked it!
Deuce Bigalow: Women don't really care if you live in a big house, wear a Rolex watch, or have a gigantic schlong like... like Heinz Hummer.
Mahmoud: This guy knows his shit!
[all the Man-Whores unzip their pants, and remove random objects making it look as if they had big packages]
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [backing off a couple Steps] What are you all doing? Sigh, okay, anyone else?
[Lil Kim pulls a Tootsie Roll]
Deuce Bigalow: Let a Woman know you really care about her, and maybe she'll give *you* an Irish Facial.

Gaspar Voorsboch: We will die together, Douche!
Deuce Bigalow: Please, you don't have to do this.
Gaspar Voorsboch: Those Manwhores ruined my life!
Deuce Bigalow: Just give me the detonater.
Gaspar Voorsboch: No, my Penis exploded!
Deuce Bigalow: O.k., that's a tough one, I'll give you that, but... having a Penis, is way over rated, trust me.

Deuce Bigalow: [on the way to the Man-Whore awards, and Eva is riding behind them] Hey look, there's Eva!
Gaspar Voorsboch: Oh.
[starts speeding up]
Deuce Bigalow: Hey what are you doing, she's right behind us.
Eva: Deuce, he's the killer!
Deuce Bigalow: Huh, what?
Eva: You're with the killer!
Deuce Bigalow: Wuh... I'm with the dealer?
Eva: He's the Man-Whore killer!
Deuce Bigalow: Um, Eighteen Wheeler?
Eva: [comes right up to the Passengers Window] My uncle is the killer!
Deuce Bigalow: Oh, I'm with the...
[Gaspar points a gun towards him]
Deuce Bigalow: ...I mean... you're the Killer?
Gaspar Voorsboch: She said: You are with the killer, you stupid ho!
Deuce Bigalow: [making sense of the Situation] Ohhhhh.
[notices a hand bag with the Leopard-coat, and a wig barely showing out]
Deuce Bigalow: ...but... why, what did Man-Whores ever do to YOU?
Gaspar Voorsboch: What did they do to me? All my life, I wanted to be one thing, a Gigolo, yes, me, Gaspar Voorsboch! I'll never forget that day, it was my first Semester at Man-Whore University.