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Teddy KGB (Character)
from Rounders (1998)

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Rounders (1998)
Teddy KGB: [to Mike, before their final game] If you don't have my money then you are mine.

Teddy KGB: [to Mike, referring to Grama watching them play nearby ] It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

Teddy KGB: [to Mike, after Mike slow rolled him] Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?

Mike McDermott: [before their final game, putting his chips in a poker tray] Uh, you know what? I got my five grand here. That's just fine by me. I'm going home.
Teddy KGB: Fine. It's a fucking joke anyway. After all, I am paying you with your money.
Mike McDermott: [turns around] What did you say?
Teddy KGB: Your money... I am still up 20 grand... from this last time I stick it in you.
Mike McDermott: [Narrating] They're trying to goad me, trying to own me. But this isn't a gunfight. It's not about pride or ego. It's only about money. I can leave now, even with Grama and KGB... and halfway to paying Petrovsky back. That's the safe play. I told Worm you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

Teddy KGB: [Referring to Mike] He beat me... Straight up... Pay him... Pay that man his money.

Teddy KGB: [after Mike raises in the very first game against Teddy] That's a position raise, I call.

Teddy KGB: [Offering Mike an Oreo cookie] Want a cookie?

Teddy KGB: [to Mike] In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB: [referring to Mike wining every hand by slow rolling him] No More! No! Not tonight! This son of bitch, all night he, "Check. Check. Check." He trap me!

Mike McDermott: [during their final game] That's 4,400. I'm gonna call you. Or else, I won't respect myself tomorrow morning.
Teddy KGB: Respect is all you have left in the morning!

Teddy KGB: [showing Mike he won the hand with a higher full house] Aces full, Mike.

Teddy KGB: [after losing almost every hand because he underestimated Mike's poker abilities] Mr. Son of a bitch, let's play some cards!

Grama: [referring to Mike, growing impatient by waiting for Teddy to win all of Mike's money] Enough is enough, Teddy. Finish the fucking kid off.
Teddy KGB: [referring to Mike] Hanging around, hanging around. Kid's got alligator blood. Can't get rid of him.

Teddy KGB: That ace could not have helped you.
[drops all of his chips onto the table]
Teddy KGB: I bet it all.
Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Teddy, the ace didn't help.
[pushes chips towards the center and flops down his cards]
Mike McDermott: I flopped the nut straight.