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: [to Ronnie and Kale
] What took you so long? Kale
: We were upstairs playing. Ronnie
: Video games!
: It reeks in here! Kale
: What's it smell like? Ronnie
: The corpse of a rotting hottie.
] Help me...
: Operation Stupid is officially over!
: Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?
: Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.
: I really *really* love your neighborhood.
: [repeated word, emphasizing pronunciation during a Spanish class presentation
: Man, I was in your closet for like two weeks. I gotta take a piss.
: Dude you havta see this I got like my whole great escape on video!
: [breaking into a car
] This is a lot harder than it looks on the Internet.
: [filming Kale and Ashley kissing
] Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube.
: [freaking out
] Why you sound so agitated?
: [listening to "You'll Never Find" by Lou Rawls
] My dad likes this song, by the way.
: [Ronnie is attempting to break into Turner's car while talking to Kale on a phone
] Are you sure I'm still in the clear? Kale
: [Kale switches to Ashley who is following Turner at the store
] Ashley, where's Turner now? Ashley
: He's shovel shopping. Visual coming your way.
[Ashley sends a picture of Turner on her phone to Kale's computer
: Are you sure I'm still clear? Kale
: [Looking at picture of Turner at store
] Yeah, you're golden, man. He's still in the store. Ronnie
: [Sitting down in front of Turner's car
] Ok... Kale
: [Ashley is sending continuous photos of Turner to Kale's computer
] Well, that's pretty cool. Ronnie
: What are you talking about? Kale
: Ashley's got like a live feed going here.
: All right that's it. Give me the phone, I'm calling the cops Ashley
: Wait, he didn't even do anything. All he said was that he liked his privacy Kale
: But think about that, why does he want his privacy? I mean he's hiding something, we know that. Ronnie
: Yeah, definitely. Kale
: Right? And he knows that we know that, he knows that, and regardless of if he had a bad day or good one, it doesen't matter. He scared the hell out of you, that's a grown man. Ashley
: Look, Kale, he freaked me out, but he's right. We're the ones spying. Ronnie
: Oh, man, she has that Stockholm thing. You know where the hostage falls for the hostage taker? Ashley
: Where do you get this stuff? Ronnie
: I read a lot? Kale
: Ok, I have a question, how is that a nice and charming guy? Ashley
: I didn't say that. Kale
: Ok, Ash, what you said was that "He broke into my car, but did it in a nice way?". Maybe I'm not understanding Ronnie
: Ok, you know what? Can we just... Ashley
: Drop this? This is obviously not a cute little game anymore. This has gone way too far.
[Cell phone rings
: Hi, mom. No, I'm not over here.
: Ok, I'm coming.
[to Kale and Ronnie
: Parents anniversary amazingly enough... Just drop this, I'll call you later, ok?
: This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald. Say hi, Ronald. Ronnie
: Hi, Ronald.