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: Having a good night? Charles
: Yes. It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.
: First of all, l'd like to thank all of you who've flown in from the States. I'm really touched. As for the rest of you, l'd have thought that lots of frightful Americans flying in was an excuse for staying away, so I thank you, too.
[Charles comes running after Carrie
: Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... No, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not... Excellent, excellent, fantastic, eh, I was gonna say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb... Better get on... Carrie
: That was very romantic. Charles
: Well, I thought it over a lot, you know, I wanted to get it just right.
: Our timing has been very bad. Charles
: Yes it has been. Very bad. Carrie
: It's been a disaster. Charles
: It has been, as you say, very bad indeed.
: I think we both missed a great opportunity here.
: Let me ask you one thing. Do you think - after we've dried off, after we've spent lots more time together - you might agree *not* to marry me? And do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life? Carrie
: I do.
: There I was, standing there in the church, and for the first time in my whole life I realised I totally and utterly loved one person. And it wasn't the person next to me in the veil. It's the person standing opposite me now... in the rain. Carrie
: Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.
[Charles and Carrie are in bed after the first wedding, removing each other's clothes
: What about this? Do you think a vicar would think... things had slipped just a little bit... out of his control? Charles
: I think he might. This kind of thing is really meant... to bring the honeymoon into the service itself. Carrie
: Why do you think it's called "honeymoon"? Charles
: Um, I don't know... I suppose it's, uh, "honey" because it's sweet as honey, and "moon" because it's the first time a husband got to see his wife's bottom.
: Just before I go, when were you thinking of announcing the engagement? Charles
: Uhh... I'm sorry, whose engagement? Carrie
: Ours. I assumed, since we slept together, that we would be getting married. What did you think? Charles
: [looks surprised
] What? I'm... gosh, you know, that's, umm... It takes a lot of thinking, that kind of thing, I mean, uhh... Obviously, I'm...
[chuckles and relaxes
: You're joking.
[Carrie chuckles as well
: God... For a moment there, I thought I was in "Fatal Attraction". I though you were... Glenn Close, and I was gonna get home and find my pet rabbit in the stove. Carrie
: No... But I think we both missed a great opportunity here.