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Quotes for
Crazy Eyes (Character)
from Mr. Deeds (2002)

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Mr. Deeds (2002)
Crazy Eyes: I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.

Longfellow Deeds: What are you in for?
Crazy Eyes: Eeh, I'm doin' an overnighter for bitin' the mailman.
[waves his hand]
Crazy Eyes: He was tryin' to cast some spell on me like a wizard or somethin'.
Longfellow Deeds: You sure about that?
Crazy Eyes: On second thought maybe he was just wavin'.
[waves hand then sees Chuck and Cecil]
Crazy Eyes: Who're your friends?
Longfellow Deeds: This is Chuck and Cecil, they're visiting from New York.
Crazy Eyes: I don't like 'em.
Longfellow Deeds: Ok then.

Longfellow Deeds: Crazy Eyes.
Crazy Eyes: Hey, Deeds.
Longfellow Deeds: How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
Crazy Eyes: Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.

Crazy Eyes: I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.
[points at a goat]

Crazy Eyes: Time heals all things... except these crazy eyes.

Crazy Eyes: I thought we were watching Scooby Doo.

Murph: Hey look, Deeds is hanging out with John McEnroe.
Crazy Eyes: I love The Beach Boys.

Murph: Look at Deedsy haning out with McEnroe! That's awesome!
Crazy Eyes: I love the Beach Boys.

[last lines]
Crazy Eyes: [driving a Corvette] These things are damn fast!
[to prove it, he punches the accelerator and collides with a tree]
Crazy Eyes: I'm all right!

[a depressed Deeds delivers a pizza]
Crazy Eyes: Peanut butter and Gumbo... my favorite!