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: Rule Number 1: Don't work where you live. Angela
] Don't... shit... where... Roy
: [grabbing her notepad
] Rule Number 2: Don't write anything down!
: Bullshit! Roy
: No bullshit. And watch your mouth at the table. Angela
: [Angela laughs
] You're a con man? Roy
: Con artist. Flim flam man, matchstick man, loser. Whatever. Take your pick. Angela
: And that guy Frank? Roy
: He's my partner. My protege... Angela
: Teach me something... Roy
: You're funny. Angela
: Teach me something! A con. Roy
: I'm not teaching you anything... Angela
: Why not? Roy
: Because you're far too bright and innocent and beautiful and I'm not going to screw that up like everything else! Angela
: You really think that?
: That I'm beautiful? Roy
: No. Angela
: Well, then why won't you? Because crime doesn't pay? Roy
: No, it does. It does! Just not very well. Angela
: Well, you seem to be doing alright by it! Roy
: I'm not. Believe me. It's no fun doing what I do. A lot of times it's stealing from people who don't deserve it. Old people. Fat people. Lonely.
: A lot of times I feel sick about it. Angela
: Well, then why do you do it?
: She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy. Roy
: That's what makes me good at it.
: You're not a bad guy, you know. You're just not a very good one.
: My dad's a smooth operator!
: Nice to meet you, Dad. Roy
: Nice to meet you, Dad.
[realises what he's said and shakes his head
: If you're gonna get wet, might as well go swimming.
: I gotta go. I've got a big business meeting. Angela
: This late? Roy
: Antiques. They wait for no man.
: You don't have a TV? SERIOUSLY you don't have a TV? Roy
: Well there's a couch, if you want to sit. Or over there if you prefer. Or the couch.
: New York Super Fudge Chunk. That's my favourite flavour. Roy
: New York...? Angela
: Super Fudge Chunk. Roy
: Oh chocolate! Right.
: This line's shorter. Roy
: No, this one's better.
[looks at the cashier he's been flirting with