Matthew Kensington
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Matthew Kensington (Character)
from Hollow Man (2000)

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Hollow Man (2000)
Matt: My 5th grade teacher told me, that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.

Matt: How did we let him talk us into this?
Linda: Can we talk about it later? I'm trying to make love to you.

Matt: Any last words?
Sebastian: Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Matt: Sarah's on the warpath, so I suggest you play nice.
Sarah: This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit.
Sebastian: Good morning to you, too!

Dr. Kramer: I'm going to call out the scientific council.
Matt: Is there anything we can do in the meantime?
Dr. Kramer: How about clearing out your offices?
Linda: For what is worth, we're both very sorry.
Dr. Kramer: It's a little a late for apologies.
Mrs. Kramer: What's the problem?
Dr. Kramer: Just a screw-up at work!
Mrs. Kramer: How bad?
Dr. Kramer: Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.

Sebastian: Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?
Matt: Stop clowning around
Sebastian: No come on this is a good one. Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. he's faster than a speeding bullet, right? So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonderwoman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my asshole is killing me." That's funny right?
Matt: hmm
Sebastian: C'mon, guys. That's funny.

[Isabelle has been made visible and put in her cage]
Matt: Man, look how peaceful she is.
Sarah: Yeah, if I didn't know better, I'd say nothing happened to her.
Sebastian: Yes, so let's schedule a vivisection for Monday. I want to check her neural pathways.
Sarah: You just brought her back, and now you're gonna slice up her brain?
Sebastian: I'm not runnin' a goddamn zoo! All right?
Sarah: You're a fucking unethical bastard.
Matt: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's kidding.
[to Sebastian]
Matt: Tell her you're kidding, right?
Sebastian: Right. I don't want to cut her up for another few weeks.

Linda: Did you see that?
Matt: Sebastian, can you hear me?
Sebastian: ...The lights! Turn off the... lights!
[Linda and Matt turn the lights]
Sebastian: I can't close my eyes.
Linda: You can, but your eyelids are transparent.
Sebastian: It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.
[Linda pushes on Sebastian's chest]
Linda: You're here.

Matt: Any last words?
Sebastian: Yeah! If I die, pretend the last words I said were real deep and clever.