Sebastian Caine
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Sebastian Caine (Character)
from Hollow Man (2000)

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Hollow Man (2000)
Sebastian: You know what, Matt? It's amazing what you can do... when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror any more.

Frank: [over intercom] This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken.
Sebastian: How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. *I* am.

Sebastian: You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment.

Sebastian: If we're gonna move forward, this is the next logical step!

Linda: *You cracked the code*! 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How?
Sebastian: The usual: coffee and Twinkies.

Sebastian: Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled.
Sarah: Yes, Sir!
Sebastian: How come when you say "Yes, Sir" it kinda sounds like "Fuck you!"
Sarah: Practice!

[Sebastian is about to inject himself with the serum. He takes off his robe and he's naked. Linda and Sarah smirk]
Sebastian: Ladies, please, this is science.

Janice: So, what's it like being a ghost?
Sebastian: Ghosts are dead. I'm very much alive.

Matt: Any last words?
Sebastian: Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Matt: Sarah's on the warpath, so I suggest you play nice.
Sarah: This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit.
Sebastian: Good morning to you, too!

[Dr. Kramer has stepped out by his pool. He lights his pipe and inadvertently blows smoke in Sebastian's face, briefly outlining it]
Sebastian: Hi, Boss.

Linda: Sebastian, do you have any idea what time it is?
Sebastian: Da Vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.

Sebastian: Did you ever hear the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?
Matt: Stop clowning around
Sebastian: No come on this is a good one. Superman's flying around metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle. Looks like she wants to get fucked right? So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. he's faster than a speeding bullet, right? So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonderwoman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my asshole is killing me." That's funny right?
Matt: hmm
Sebastian: C'mon, guys. That's funny.

[Isabelle has been made visible and put in her cage]
Matt: Man, look how peaceful she is.
Sarah: Yeah, if I didn't know better, I'd say nothing happened to her.
Sebastian: Yes, so let's schedule a vivisection for Monday. I want to check her neural pathways.
Sarah: You just brought her back, and now you're gonna slice up her brain?
Sebastian: I'm not runnin' a goddamn zoo! All right?
Sarah: You're a fucking unethical bastard.
Matt: Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's kidding.
[to Sebastian]
Matt: Tell her you're kidding, right?
Sebastian: Right. I don't want to cut her up for another few weeks.

Linda: Did you see that?
Matt: Sebastian, can you hear me?
Sebastian: ...The lights! Turn off the... lights!
[Linda and Matt turn the lights]
Sebastian: I can't close my eyes.
Linda: You can, but your eyelids are transparent.
Sebastian: It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.
[Linda pushes on Sebastian's chest]
Linda: You're here.

Sebastian: You think I'm trying to kill Isabelle?
Sarah: Kill? More like liquefy

[first lines]
Sebastian: [another failed molecule design] Damn it!

Sebastian: So this guy you're seeing, what's he like?
Linda: He's everything you're not.
Sebastian: Oh. He must be dull.

Sebastian: Hey would you like to know what it's like making love to an invisible man?
Linda: It would just be like old times.
Sebastian: What do you mean?
Linda: You were never there.

Matt: Any last words?
Sebastian: Yeah! If I die, pretend the last words I said were real deep and clever.

Sebastian: You have no idea how much fun this is.

Sebastian: Sarah? Are you awake?
[Then proceeds to unbutton her shirt and feel her breast]
Sarah: [Wakes up realizing her shirt's unbuttoned] Sabastian? Are you in here? I know you're in here.
[Looks at the monitor and sees Sabastian back in his bed]