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: Will somebody answer that damn phone!
: Leo, I saw you in Berntano's Uncle Leo
: Why didn't you saw "hello"? Jerry Seinfeld
: Because you were too busy stealing a book! Uncle Leo
: You still say "hello"!
: C'mon, you're lucky to have anybody. Uncle Leo
: Last week you told me I was in my prime, I should be swinging. Jerry Seinfeld
: Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.