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Uncle Leo (Character)
from "Seinfeld" (1989)

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"Seinfeld: The Bookstore (#9.17)" (1998)
Uncle Leo: Will somebody answer that damn phone!

Jerry Seinfeld: Leo, I saw you in Berntano's
Uncle Leo: Why didn't you saw "hello"?
Jerry Seinfeld: Because you were too busy stealing a book!
Uncle Leo: You still say "hello"!


"Seinfeld: The Shower Head (#7.15)" (1996)
Jerry Seinfeld: C'mon, you're lucky to have anybody.
Uncle Leo: Last week you told me I was in my prime, I should be swinging.
Jerry Seinfeld: Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.