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Susan Ross (Character)
from "Seinfeld" (1989)

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"Seinfeld: The Seven (#7.13)" (1996)
Susan Biddle Ross: [Susan and George are having dinner with Carrie and Ken, Susan's cousin. Carrie is heavily pregnant] So, have you picked out a name yet?
Carrie: Well, we've narrowed it down to a few. We like Kimberley.
Susan Biddle Ross: Aww.
George Costanza: [negatively] Hu-ho, boy.
Ken: You don't like Kimberley?
George Costanza: Ech. What else you got?
Ken: How about Joan?
George Costanza: Aw c'mon, I'm eating here.
Susan Biddle Ross: George!
Carrie: Pamela?
George Costanza: Pamela? Awright, I tell you what. You look like nice people, I'm gonna help you out. You want a beautiful name? Soda.
Ken: What?
George Costanza: Soda. S-O-D-A. Soda.
Carrie: I don't know, it sounds a little strange.
George Costanza: All names sound strange the first time you hear 'em. What, are you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?
Ken: Yeah, but uh... Soda?
George Costanza: Yeah, that's right. It's working.
Carrie: We'll put it on the list.
George Costanza: I solve problems. That's just what I do.

Susan Biddle Ross: They're gonna name their baby Seven.
George Costanza: What? They're stealing the name? That's my name, I made it up!
Susan Biddle Ross: I can't believe that they're using it.
George Costanza: Well, now it's not gonna be original! It's going to lose all its cachet!
Susan Biddle Ross: I don't know how much cachet it had to begin with.
George Costanza: Oh, it's got cachet, baby! It's got cachet up the yin-yang!

"Seinfeld: The Cadillac (#7.14)" (1996)
Susan Biddle Ross: Hey! What're you watching?
[looks at TV]
Susan Biddle Ross: Only You? That's another Marisa Tomei movie, and you've seen that one too.
Susan Biddle Ross: What, do you have a thing for her?
George Costanza: [laughing it off and trying too hard] Yeah, yeah. I have a thing for Marisa Tomei. Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man.
[forced laughter]
George Costanza: Hu hu, ha ha. Like that's her type. Huh. She's an Oscar winner.
[nervous laughter]
George Costanza: He heh. Besides, I don't even know her. It's not like anyone's trying to fix us up. Who, who would try and fix me up with Marisa Tomei?
Susan Biddle Ross: What are you talking about?

George Costanza: Elaine, it's me, George
Elaine: George. How come you're whispering?
George Costanza: Never mind, never mind. I need you to do me a favour. Uhm, remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop earlier?
Elaine: No!
George Costanza: Think, a second. You know, your friend was talking about me and, you know...
Elaine: Ech, George, I have no idea what you're talking about.
George Costanza: The actress
Elaine: What?
George Costanza: [shouts] MARISA TOMEI!
Susan Biddle Ross: What?
George Costanza: Uh, ah, nothing, Nothing!

"Seinfeld: The Bubble Boy (#4.7)" (1992)
Jerry Seinfeld: He's a bubble-boy!
George Costanza: A bubble-boy?
Jerry Seinfeld: Yes, a bubble-boy.
Susan Biddle Ross: What's a bubble-boy?
Jerry Seinfeld: He lives in a bubble.
George Costanza: Boy!

"Seinfeld: The Engagement (#7.1)" (1995)
Susan Ross: [after George tells his mother he and Susan are getting married, her mother asks to speak to Susan] I just want you to know that I love your son very much.
Estelle Constanza: You do?
Susan Ross: Yes.
Estelle Constanza: Really?
Susan Ross: Yes.
Estelle Constanza: May I ask why?