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Doc Miles (Character)
from Crank (2006)

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Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Doc Miles: Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?

Chev Chelios: I lost the belt battery, doc.
Doc Miles: How long ago?
Chev Chelios: Over an hour.
Doc Miles: Jesus Christ, that's not fucking possible Chevy! You should be dead... fine, nevermind.

Doc Miles: Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is - if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you.

[Doc Miles' cell phone rings]
Doc Miles: Hello, Doc Miles.
Chev Chelios: Yeah, Doc. It's Chev.
[Doc Miles spits out his drink and ice shaking his head rapidly]
Doc Miles: Jesus H. Chelios! You've gotta be kidding me!

Doc Miles: Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch".


Crank (2006)
Doc Miles: [looking at a receipt] Chocolate, what's this fuckin' receipt from Gold Foods Market for $254?
Chocolate: Snacks.

Chev Chelios: What is this stuff?
Doc Miles: Synthetic ephedrine diluted with some saline.
Chev Chelios: Feels sort of good.
Doc Miles: Yeah well. I got a little Meth in there too, so that's the endorphins you feel running to your brain.
Chev Chelios: Wait a minute so I'm not better?
Doc Miles: Fuck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. Shit should be in a fucking medical journal.

Doc Miles: [Chev is running on the street, high on epinephrine and talking to Doc on a cellphone] Chevy?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: Hey, we're in the air man. Did you get the stuff I told you to get?
Chev Chelios: Got it!
Doc Miles: Did you take it?
Chev Chelios: Took it.
Doc Miles: You took the whole goddamned thing, didn't you?
Chev Chelios: Yep.
Doc Miles: I said a fifth of a syringe. That shit's gonna kill you.
Chev Chelios: Right.
Doc Miles: Is your chest on fire?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: But you're cold?
Chev Chelios: Check.
Doc Miles: And you've got a steel hard-on, don't you?
Chev Chelios: Well let me check. Check!
Doc Miles: Well, that's the stimulation of your blood vessels. Your urinary sphincter's tight as a knot right now. You couldn't piss to save your life.
Chev Chelios: Urinary sphincter? Check!

Doc Miles: [to Chev] If you stop, you die!