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: [in song
] Ever since I was the eine kleine herren/It was the Cordon Bleu for which I am most carin'/And the one taste treat so sweet, it really can't be beat/Is what we have, ja, how you are, caviar, that little black mess!
: Hey, folks, it's Ricky from the Rest Home! 'Rest Home' Ricky
: Hey, Bert! Bert Schnick
: Hey, Ricky. 'Rest Home' Ricky
: I've come for Mr. Majors. Bert Schnick
: Brad will learn how to care in the surgical chair! 'Rest Home' Ricky
: [to Janet
] Nothing serious, I hope? Janet Majors
: Oh, no, just a routine checkup. Bert Schnick
: Just a "routine checkup," eh, viewers?
[Audience cheers as Bert dances in
] Bert Schnick
: Hoopla Denton! Audience
: Hoopla Bert!
[Audience cheers more
: [after sending Brad to Dentonvale
] The subject is committed. As are we all.
: [to himself
] They should be sent to the Danube at dawn. Ralph Hapschatt
: What? Bert Schnick
: Just... memories.
: [as Brad is wheeled away
] The subject is committed! As are we all...