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: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties. Ty Webb
: How do you mean? Lacey Underall
: Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?
: Who's you decorator? Benihana? Ty Webb
: No, I brought most of that stuff back with me from Vietnam. Lacey Underall
: You were in the war? Ty Webb
: [limping and patting his hip
] No... homo. Much better now, though.
: Let me just clean this up here.
[lift up bow and arrow
] Ty Webb
: Getting ready for the season. Lacey Underall
: Duck? Ty Webb
: No... dolphin.
: I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college. Judge Smails
: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too. Lacey Underall
: [to Danny
] Nice try.
: My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Ty Webb
: Your uncle molests collies.
: Turds. Judge Smails
: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language? Spalding Smails
: Sorry grandpa I forgot. Judge Smails
: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer. Dr. Beeper
: Must be a nice change from dreary old Manhattan. Lacey Underall
: Yes I was really getting tired of having fun all the time. Judge Smails
: Ah. Ho ho. Ha ha ha. Spalding Smails
: Double turds. Judge Smails
: You're crazy! Ty Webb
: That's what they said about Son of Sam.
: [trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them
] Well, I'm going to college too. Chuck Schick
] Really... are you going to Harvard? Danny Noonan
: No, St. Copius of northern... Chuck Schick
: Where? Lacey Underall
: [walking up with Terry, at Danny
] Hey Cary Grant... you wanna get high? Terry the Hippie
: Wait a minute! I only got a little! Lacey Underall
: Then split, OK Terry? Terry the Hippie
] Sure. Lacey Underall
: [to Chuck
] Bye, Chuck!
[she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves
] Danny Noonan
: Guess I'm a little overdressed? Lacey Underall
: Depends on what's underneath... come on.
: [to Danny
] Hey Carey Grant - - want to get high? Terry the Hippie
: Wait a minute, I only got a little. Lacey Underall
: Then split, okay, Terry?
: Guess I'm a little overdressed. Lacey Underall
: Depends on what's underneath. Danny Noonan
: Ooh. Lacey Underall
: Come on.