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Kano (Character)
from Mortal Kombat (1992) (VG)

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Mortal Kombat (1995)
[about Kano]
Shang Tsung: Why else would I have chosen such a disreputable-looking cretin? Look at him! No dignity, no manners... Yet in the realm of Earth, men like him can amass great wealth, and almost god-like power.
Kano: Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

Kano: Give it up, baby. I've studied all your moves.
Sonya Blade: Yeah? STUDY THIS!
[hits him]

Kano: Hello baby. Did you miss me?

Kano: [Takes knife out] Ooh, now look at this! This little baby brings back memories now, doesn't it?
Sonya Blade: What, you used it to knife your mother in the back?
Kano: Nah, but it put a big smile on your partner though. Ear
[motions the blade from one side of his face to the other]
Kano: wwsshh, to ear. Hehehe.

[Kano is on the ground turning purple, because Sonya's knees are clamped tight around his neck]
Kano: No, Sonya, don't! Please! Come on, give me a break!
Sonya Blade: Okay.
[twists her legs, breaking Kano's neck]

Kano: [to Goro] See me, I belive in a fair fight. You know, one on one, man to man, hand to hand. Just like my daddy taught me. But what I saw up there was NOT very fair. Yeah Where was I... yeah. So then he freezes this guy, right? And then he explodes. I could see his guts and everything. Hmh, almost lost my lunch.

Mortal Kombat X (2015) (VG)
Kano: You talk to much, Torr.
Ferra: Me Ferra. Him Torr!

Quan Chi: Fool...
Kano: At your worst, sorcerer.
Quan Chi: You shall see my worst.

D'Vorah: Kano...
Kano: Hello, my lovely.
D'Vorah: You repulse us, hideous one.

Kano: I love a good hat,
Kung Lao: Do not provoke a Shaolin.
Kano: [Spits] You toss your shoes as well?

Mortal Kombat (2011) (VG)
Kano: Easy there, mate. You've had a rough one.
Kabal: Kano?
Kano: Heh heh, in the flesh.
Kabal: I was... on fire...
Kano: Burned to a crisp, you were. Good thing I found ya.
Kabal: [touches the mask on his face] I'm hideous...
Kano: Shang Tsung's magic healed the rest of ya. But your lungs? Yeesh.
Kabal: Take it off.
Kano: Can't. It's permanent.
Kabal: What?
Kano: No mask, no breathing.
Kabal: I'm... A FREAK!

Johnny Cage: Need help? I specialize in rescuing damsels in distress.
Sonya Blade: You again. Listen I got serious problems here. I'm in no mood to be hit on by some... movie star.
Johnny Cage: Come on. A girl like you shouldn't be running around this freak show alone.
[Sonya walks off, but Cage stops her]
Johnny Cage: Look, baby. I can't let you run loose without an escort.
[Sonya punches Cage in the stomach and in the face]
Sonya Blade: I don't need an escort, and I'm sure as hell not your baby.
[the fight begins with Cage winning]
Johnny Cage: Ha, ha. Not bad for a... girl. Look, sorry about that.
[Cage holds out his hand to help Sonya up, but Sonya slaps it away]
Sonya Blade: I don't need your help.
Johnny Cage: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just leave you to your... problems.
Kano: [Coming in] Good idea.
[Grabs Cage and throws him over the side of the bridge]
Kano: Now that he's soften you up. It's my turn.
Sonya Blade: Not man enough for a fair fight?
Kano: I don't do fair
[Zaps Sonya with his laser eye]
Kano: No need to get up.
[Zaps Sonya again]
Kano: So tell me, how things are at command?
[Zaps Sonya again]
Kano: I just pointed you in the wrong direction. Couldn't have done it without you.
Sonya Blade: SF's on the way, You won't get far.
Kano: Oh, I got a knack for survival. You on the other hand, are gonna die here.
Johnny Cage: [Gets back up on the top of the bridge] Step away from the lady! My fans think that my moves are just wire work and special effects. Truth is, I am the special effects.
[Fights Kano and wins]
Johnny Cage: Put that on your barbie... shrimp.
Sonya Blade: Thanks.
Johnny Cage: No problem. Who was that guy, anyway?
[Puts his hand out to help Sonya up and Sonya grabs Cage's hand and gets up]
Sonya Blade: His name's Kano. He was an informant in our Black Dragon investigation. Big time arms dealers. Turned out he was their leader, gave us the run around. A lot of our guys got killed because of him.
Johnny Cage: So that's not a costume, you're actual military?
Sonya Blade: Special Forces.
Johnny Cage: Get out. So you know about this threat to the world stuff, right? Raiden called in the carvery.
Sonya Blade: Raiden? I have no idea what you're talking about.
[Both Cage and Sonya turn around only to find Kano has disappeared]
Sonya Blade: Damn.
Johnny Cage: He can't be far.
Sonya Blade: He'll have to wait. I appreciate your help, Cage.
Johnny Cage: Johnny.
[He and Sonya shake hands]
Sonya Blade: But right now, I've got things to take care of. My C.O. is locked up on this island somewhere. I have to find him.

"Mortal Kombat: Legacy: Jax, Sonya and Kano: Part 1 (#1.1)" (2011)
[Kano picks up a cybernetic eye socket]
Technician #1: It's a new directed-energy weapon. The red eye transfers energy to a target, delivering the desired effect.
Kano: I know what it is. Work faster.

Kano: Sonya Blade. I understand you've been looking for me. Well, here I am. Look at you. So excited to see me you're quivering. I love getting you all riled up.
[Sonya spits in his face, Kano head butts her]
Kano: Hey, do not pester me or I will cut your heart out like I did to that bitch of a partner of yours. Shh. Shh, shh. Good. Guess you're one of them smart blonds.

Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe (2008) (VG)
Sonya Blade: We couldn't stop them either. They overpowered us.
Raiden: How can this be?
Kano: There's a skinny one. Dressed in purple with green hair. Stronger than you think.
Scorpion: I've faced him before. A jester with a twisted face.
[Then, Liu Kang and Shang Tsung appear]
Shang Tsung: A clown? You were defeated by a clown?
Liu Kang: It might be what you said, Shang Tsung. Powers fluxing.
Kano: [Gives into the Kombat Rage and points at Liu Kang] I don't need you to make excuses for me,
[Then points at Shang Tsung]
Kano: and I don't need your approval!
Liu Kang: [Gets in Kano's way] Kano, calm down.
Kano: [Pushes Liu Kang aside] You can't handle them, couldn't even handle me!
Shang Tsung: We shall see.

Catwoman: [after being defeated by The Flash] This is why I don't play nice with you hero types.
Kano: [Coming in and picking up a valuable item that Catwoman dropped] Ooh. This is a bit of tardy some.
The Flash: Alright, what's your deal?
[Then is effected by the Kombat rage]
Kano: You don't look so good, matey.
Catwoman: I'll take that.
[Takes the item from Kano]
Kano: Hey.
[Catwoman then disappears in a portal]
The Flash: Alright, hand over the gem.
Kano: Can't, matey. She took it.
The Flash: And you helped her escape?
Kano: I don't like your attitude, you need to be taught some manners.
[Then Kano shoots lasers from his eyes but The Flash dodges out of the way]
Kano: You give Kabal a run for his money.
The Flash: My turn.
[He fights Kano and defeats him, then has Kano by the neck and is about to kill him and Batman appears]
Batman: Who is that man, and what are you doing here in Gotham?
The Flash: Batman. This freak, this freak tried to kill me. Now, I'm gonna return the favor.
Batman: No, you're not. It's clear that something's wrong with you. The Flash I know doesn't kill.
The Flash: He does now.
[Fights Batman and defeats him]
The Flash: I thought you were a master of hand-to-hand combat.
Batman: [Tazes The Flash] I am.

Mortal Kombat Fates Beginning (2015)
Kano: [approaches Scorpion] So what ya have against this enemy of yas?
Scorpion: He is responsible for the murder of my family and clan, the Shirai Ryu!
Kano: Reckon I've murdered plenty of families, but neva an entire clen. Maybe me an this Ice Ninja should team up?
[walks over to Kitana]
Kano: What'cha think lollie?
Princess Kitana: I think you disgust me Kano.
Kano: Oye c'mon luv, is no use sittin round cryin ova the dead?
[walks to Scorpion]
Kano: They're six feet down unda. Who cares?
Scorpion: [becomes fed up and enraged] I will tear your beating heart from your chest!
Kano: [laughs, then points his knife at Scorpion] Now that's me job mate!
Shang Tsung: Enough you fools!
[looks at Scorpion]
Shang Tsung: Scorpion! You are dismissed!
Kano: [laughs and waves goodbye] Bye bye Ninja!

"Mortal Kombat: Legacy: Jax, Sonya and Kano: Part 2 (#1.2)" (2011)
Kano: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, Detective Briggs. I'm gonna enjoy this as much as I enjoyed torturing your sweet Sonya.