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: I need a favor. Todd
: Wow, I didn't know we were such good friends, Ronna! Because if we were, you would know I give head before I give favors and I didn't even give my best friends head, so the chances of your getting a favor is pretty fucking slim.
: Ronna, I just gave you a favor. Ronna
: And here I thought you just gave me head.
: You come here, out of the blue, asking for 20 hits. Just so happens 20 is the magic number where intent to sell becomes trafficking! Ronna
: Todd, I would never fuck you like that. Todd
: How would you fuck me?
[Referring to the Family Circus comic strip
: And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck.
: I could leave something with you. Collateral. Todd
: I already got a fuckin' Swatch.
: What do you want for Christmas, Claire? Claire
: I don't know. Todd
: Do you want to get laid? Claire
: No. Todd
: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
: Hey Ronna, how are sales? Ronna
: Todd, I can explain Todd
: I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You fucked me over for twenty lousy hits!
[Claire and Todd are having breakfast together, and he's reading the funnies in the newspaper
: So, what do you have against The Family Circus? Todd
: Okay. You sit down and read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comics spread. Right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right-hand corner, just waiting to suck.