Look, if we're going to be thieves, why not steal the good stuff in the kitchen, where nothing is poisoned?
First of all, we are not thieves. Secondly, stay out of the kitchen and away from the humans. It's dangerous.
] I know I'm supposed to hate humans, but there's something about them. They don't just survive, they discover, they create. I mean, just look at what they do with food!