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[the Taxi Driver takes Jonah to the Empire State Building
] Taxi Driver
: There it is. What are you gonna do when you get up there? Spit off the top? Jonah Baldwin
: No, I'm gonna meet my new mother.
: Talk to her, dad. She's a doctor. Sam Baldwin
: Of what? Her first name could be Doctor.
: Thanks for dinner. I've never seen potatoes cooked like that before.
: I am telling them you're twelve so you can fly unaccompanied and the stewardess won't carry you around and stuff like that. Jonah Baldwin
: Are you crazy! Who'd believe I'm twelve? Jessica
: If it's in the computer, they believe anything. Jonah Baldwin
: Are you sure? Jessica
: Do you want me to say that you are really really short for your age and they shouldn't say anything because it would hurt your feelings. Jonah Baldwin
: Yeah, that's a great idea!
: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction? Jonah Baldwin
: You wouldn't let me! Sam Baldwin
: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me! It scared the shit out of every man in America!
: A ho! A ho! My dad's been captured by a ho!
: I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.
[sees Jonah standing in the doorway
] Sam Baldwin
: How long have you been standing there? Jonah Baldwin
: Forever. Sam Baldwin
: What did you just hear me say? Jonah Baldwin
: Six girls in college, maybe seven. Sam Baldwin
: Seven... EIGHT! Mary Kelly. Jonah Baldwin
: [holds Annie's letter
] This is the one I like!
: If you get a new wife, I guess you'll get to have sex with her, huh? Sam Baldwin
: I certainly hope so. Jonah Baldwin
: Will she scratch up your back? Sam Baldwin
] What? Jonah Baldwin
: In the movies, women are always scratching up the men's back and screaming and stuff when they're having sex. Sam Baldwin
: How do you know all this? Jonah Baldwin
: Jessica's got cable. Sam Baldwin
: What do you think happens to someone after they die? Sam Baldwin
: I don't know. Jonah Baldwin
: Like... do you believe in Heaven? Sam Baldwin
] I never did. I mean, the whole idea of an afterlife... But now, I don't know. 'Cause I have these dreams. About your mom. And we have these long talks about you and how you're doing, which she sort of knows, but I tell her anyway. So what is that? That's sort of an afterlife, isn't it?