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Klitz (Character)
from The Girl Next Door (2004)

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The Girl Next Door (2004)
Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.

Klitz: Dude, am I ugly?

April: Is your name really Clitz?
Klitz: Yeah, with a K.

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Klitz: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!

Matthew: What happened?
Eli: Things got bad.
Klitz: BOLT! BOLT!
Klitz: [running away] Dude, wait up!
Eli: [running in front of Klitz] Fuck you, dude!

Matthew: Do you have the fever?
Klitz: No. Why? Do you?
Matthew: I don't know. Maybe.
[turns to Eli]
Matthew: 'Bout you?
Eli: I just gotta fuck something.