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: Hey, you guys know Matty? I hung with him last night. Guy's the tits.
: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
: This fucker right here.
[shows Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana
: Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad. Matthew
: Yeah, but this is breaking and entering. Kelly
: This is politics.
: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
: If I'm gonna do this payment plan thing, I need a show of good faith, you know, something concrete. Matthew
: Well, like what? Kelly
: A blow job. Matthew
: Nah, I told you. She's not gonna do that anymore. Kelly
: Who said anything about her?
: Yeah. We're definitely outside the box now, huh? Now you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go, hmm? How much do you really care about her?
[Kelly unzips his pants, then starts laughing
: I'm joking, man! Relax. Damn! Do I look gay to you?
: Stay in school!
: Friends don't fuck with each other's business.
: Those crazy little fuckers man, they sure know their numbers.
: Always leave 'em wanting more.
[Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players
: Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - Fuck, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
: Cool ride huh? Jock # 1
: Yeah... if you're a fag! Kelly
: [throws jock to the ground
] Get in!
: Kelly! What do we say? Kelly
: Fuck you. Hugo Posh
] Always with the big words.
: [bursts into Matthew's classroom yelling
] That fuckin' bitch just can't run away because she don't want to fuck on film anymore!
: Ok people, let's make some fuckie Fuckie.
: But then Samnang won't get his money! Kelly
: It's funny, you say that like I care. I don't give a shit!
[after Matt's parents and Dr. Salinger leave the dining room table, both Matt and Kelly have a private conversation with an assumed adult film tape Eli and his "minions" made during prom night
: [turning cross
] So how was Prom? Matthew
: That's mine. Kelly
: You know, we were gettin' along fine. But now you go and do this? This was my idea. Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up! Matthew
: I'm gonna need that back. Kelly
[Kelly pushes the tape towards him
: Take it from me.
[Matt leans forward and thinks about it, but Kelly thinks he's chicken
: Yeah. What are you gonna do? Matthew
: [becomes brave
] I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. He's my partner on this 50-50. So... can I please have my tape back? Kelly
[coughs, then whispers
: Fuck you. I'm takin' your half then. Matthew
: No. That money's going to Samnang. The money you stole from him! Kelly
: You say that like I care. I don't give a shit! You're giving me your half. Matthew
: And if I don't? Kelly
: [picks up the tape
: [after seeing the tape
] What the fuck is this shit?
: [Kelly has just been sent a box of cigars by Matthew, containing a note saying "The Juice Was Worth The Squeeze"
] Fuckin' kid.
: Okay. Kelly
: Okay what? Matthew
: [dares Kelly
] Show 'em the tape. Kelly
: I'm not fuckin' around. Matthew
: I just don't care anymore. Kelly
: This... is gonna be interesting.
: Ah, it's cool. I like runnin' errands.