From Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
[after Melman has announced he has only 48 hours to live
] If I, King Julien, that's my name, had only two days to live, I would do all the things I always wanted to do.
I'd become a professional whistler. I'm pretty fantastic right now, but I would do it professionally.
[Tries to whistle, but all that comes out is a long raspberry
Another thing I would do is invade a neighboring country, and force my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it.