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Huggy Bear (Character)
from "Starsky and Hutch" (1975)

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Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?
Hutch: You know it and make it a double.
Huggy Bear: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.
Leon: You got it boss.
Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.
Huggy Bear: I don't got it.
Starsky: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.

Hutch: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?
Huggy Bear: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.
Starsky: Interesting. Who would this little bird be?
Huggy Bear: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
Starsky: All right. What does that mean?
Hutch: Don't worry about it.

Huggy Bear: Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink.
Hutch: Come on! I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time.
Huggy Bear: Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside.
Hutch: Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar.
Huggy Bear: Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it.

Huggy Bear: I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch.
Starsky: Come on Huggy, what's the difference?
Huggy Bear: A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.

Hutch: We owe you one Huggy.
Huggy Bear: No, you're gonna owe me more than one, man.
Hutch: Well, let's slow down with the score keeping, I may have to start remembering some of the things I've overlooked in the past and mention them to my partner. How'd that be?

Huggy Bear: I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.

David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.
Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

Reese Feldman: You know a lot about golf.
Huggy Bear: I know even more about grass.

Huggy Bear: Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter.

Starsky: Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?
Huggy Bear: I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.

[Huggy is trying to convince Hutch to forgive Starsky]
Huggy Bear: Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."
Hutch: Tch. What idiot said that?
Huggy Bear: I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.

Huggy Bear: That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. *Nobody* touches the Bear, you dig?

Huggy Bear: Look what the wind blew in.

"Starsky and Hutch: Starsky vs. Hutch (#4.21)" (1979)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey, pal?
Det. Dave Starsky: [to Huggy Bear] He talkin' to me?
Huggy Bear: [to Hutch] Are you talkin' to him?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Huggy Bear] Tell him I'm talkin' to him.
Huggy Bear: [to Starsky] He's talkin' to you.
Det. Dave Starsky: I heard.

Det. Dave Starsky: We're tired of being treated like objects. Having our lives determined for us by women.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Loved for our bodies and not for our minds. After all, you prick us, doth we not bleed?
Det. Dave Starsky: That's my line.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Huggy Bear] Tell him I'm sorry.
Huggy Bear: [to Starsky] He's sorry.
Det. Dave Starsky: I heard.

"Starsky and Hutch: Death Ride (#1.3)" (1975)
Det. Dave Starsky: You sold me a HOT $360 watch?
Huggy Bear: It was cold when I touched it.

Huggy Bear: They asked what the name was of the biggest money making horse in history.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: What'd you say?
Huggy Bear: ...Marie Antoinette.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You said Marie Antoinette was the biggest money making horse in history?
Huggy Bear: I guess it didn't sound to me like they said 'horse'.

"Starsky and Hutch: Black and Blue (#4.9)" (1978)
Huggy Bear: Well, well, well. My man Starsky, cross-pollinating, Beauty & the Beast. In case you're wondering, you ain't the Beauty.

"Starsky and Hutch: A Body Worth Guarding (#3.14)" (1978)
Huggy Bear: You look weird.
Det. Dave Starsky: What do you mean?
Huggy Bear: A little lopsided. I know! A Starsky without a Hutch is like a pig without the pork. How is the Police Department's number one beach boy?
Det. Dave Starsky: Guarding a dancer's body and liking it less than spit.
Huggy Bear: You're crude, do you know that?
Det. Dave Starsky: So I've been told.

"Starsky and Hutch: Starsky and Hutch on Playboy Island (#3.1)" (1977)
Huggy Bear: [indicating Starsky] Hey, what's wrong with him?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: He got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Huggy Bear: Any side with a boar on it is the wrong side.

"Starsky and Hutch: Huggy Bear and the Turkey (#2.20)" (1977)
Huggy Bear: The prime minister was mugged by a Negro in Chicago, and the Queen went bananas.

"Starsky and Hutch: Photo Finish (#4.4)" (1978)
Huggy Bear: [to Starsky and Hutch in their tuxedos] If you two guys looked any sharper, you'd be black.

"Starsky and Hutch: Omaha Tiger (#1.18)" (1976)
Huggy Bear: Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends.
Det. Dave Starsky: Mouse racing?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't believe it.
Huggy Bear: Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?

"Starsky and Hutch: Snowstorm (#1.4)" (1975)
Huggy Bear: You know what they say: "Huggy Bear's is where the elite meet and come to greet and eat and flee the feet who are so sweet with the finer things of life, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep."

"Starsky and Hutch: The Fix (#1.5)" (1975)
Huggy Bear: And one more thing... When you see Hutch, you tell him that he owes me one good waitress.

"Starsky and Hutch: The Psychic (#2.15)" (1977)
[last lines]
Starsky: Well, Huggy, as a psychic I'd say you have a few more lessons to go.
Huggy Bear: What do you mean?
Starsky: I'm pickles. He's onions.