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: Hutch, you'll have the usual? Hutch
: You know it and make it a double. Huggy Bear
: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that. Leon
: You got it boss. Starsky
: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it. Huggy Bear
: I don't got it. Starsky
: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.
: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy? Huggy Bear
: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say. Starsky
: Interesting. Who would this little bird be? Huggy Bear
: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out. Starsky
: All right. What does that mean? Hutch
: Don't worry about it.
: Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink. Hutch
: Come on! I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time. Huggy Bear
: Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside. Hutch
: Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar. Huggy Bear
: Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it.
: I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch. Starsky
: Come on Huggy, what's the difference? Huggy Bear
: A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.
: We owe you one Huggy. Huggy Bear
: No, you're gonna owe me more than one, man. Hutch
: Well, let's slow down with the score keeping, I may have to start remembering some of the things I've overlooked in the past and mention them to my partner. How'd that be?
: I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.
: I like your Lincoln. Huggy Bear
: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.
: You know a lot about golf. Huggy Bear
: I know even more about grass.
: Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter.
: Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there? Huggy Bear
: I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.
[Huggy is trying to convince Hutch to forgive Starsky
] Huggy Bear
: Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine." Hutch
: Tch. What idiot said that? Huggy Bear
: I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.
: That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. *Nobody* touches the Bear, you dig?
: Look what the wind blew in.
Det. Dave Starsky
: You sold me a HOT $360 watch? Huggy Bear
: It was cold when I touched it.
: They asked what the name was of the biggest money making horse in history. Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson
: What'd you say? Huggy Bear
: ...Marie Antoinette. Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson
: You said Marie Antoinette was the biggest money making horse in history? Huggy Bear
: I guess it didn't sound to me like they said 'horse'.
: You know what they say: "Huggy Bear's is where the elite meet and come to greet and eat and flee the feet who are so sweet with the finer things of life, beep-beep, beep-beep, beep."
: The prime minister was mugged by a Negro in Chicago, and the Queen went bananas.
: Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends. Det. Dave Starsky
: Mouse racing? Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson
: I don't believe it. Huggy Bear
: Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?
: And one more thing... When you see Hutch, you tell him that he owes me one good waitress.
: Well, Huggy, as a psychic I'd say you have a few more lessons to go. Huggy Bear
: What do you mean? Starsky
: I'm pickles. He's onions.