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: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen
: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time... Starsky
: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck
] Hutch! Reese Feldman
: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now! Kevin
: Put it down! Captain Doby
: You relax pal. Relax! Kevin
: Let's do it! Reese Feldman
: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now! Kevin
: What the hell are we doing? Reese Feldman
: Do it now! Put it down!
: If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.
Bat Mitzvah Singer
: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will. Reese Feldman
: What's that supposed to mean?
: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it. Reese Feldman
: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
[Starsky point his gun to Reese
] Reese Feldman
: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. Starsky
: Pop the trunk, Candyman. Hutch
: You heard him. Pop it! Captain Doby
: What the hell are you two doing? Starsky
: Pop IT!
: [Kitty kisses Reese
] Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky? Kitty
: I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough... Reese Feldman
: Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.
: [to a drug dealer
] Coke: It costs *money*. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money.
[pointing at his mistress
] Reese Feldman
: Do you think Kitty's free? Kitty
: Goodbye, heroes.
: You know a lot about golf. Huggy Bear
: I know even more about grass.
: Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird? Kitty
: No you look really good, you're really bronzing.
: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed. Reese Feldman
: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.
: Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours? Reese Feldman
: Actually, that's a yacht. Hutch
: Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht. Starsky
: Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?
: This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do. Elizabeth
: A pony? Reese Feldman
: Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you. Starsky
: Hey there, little fella. You OK?
: It's not a boat, it's a yacht.
: [on the phone with Reese Feldman
] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest. Reese Feldman
: What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why? Big Earl
: Oh that's gorgeous. Reese Feldman
: You sick son of a bitch. Big Earl
: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up
: Don't stress. Just relax. Reese Feldman
: I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane? Terrence Meyers
: Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke. Reese Feldman
: Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.
: Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."
: Frankly, we're a little mimed out.