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Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson (Character)
from "Starsky and Hutch" (1975)

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Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Hutch: Okay, let me ask you a question, which one do you want cause we're gonna stick to this?
Starsky: I've always had a thing for blondes.
Hutch: Good, cause I'll take anything.

Starsky: [in a deep Brooklyn-ish accent to prepare for a disguise] Hey, do me a favor, tip your hat forward. Just tilt it forward. C'mon.
Hutch: No, I like it where it is.
Starsky: No, seriously, come on, do it. Do it.
Hutch: Will you... will you stop with that. That voice makes you sound crazy.
Starsky: It does not make me sound crazy, it makes me sound like "Maury Finkle, founder of Finkle Fixtures, Biggest Lighting Fixture Chain in the Southland."
Hutch: Ohhhh, it's a little voice and a character. You got a whole back story. That's good.
Starsky: Yeah, little touches, ya know, little touches, little details. Ya wanna make the character full, real.

Starsky: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.
[Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]
Hutch: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...
Starsky: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!
Reese Feldman: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!
Kevin: Put it down!
Captain Doby: You relax pal. Relax!
Kevin: Let's do it!
Reese Feldman: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!
Kevin: What the hell are we doing?
Reese Feldman: Do it now! Put it down!

Starsky: [Heather takes off her top and bottoms] So, did you uh... When did he... Did he... What... So Hutch do you got any more questions?
Hutch: Yeah, well, uh sure. We could... What's your sign?
Heather: Gemini.
Starsky: What uh... What do you weigh?
Heather: What does that have to do with anything?
Starsky: It has everything to do with anything and just answer the question please, ma'am.
Heather: Around 115 I guess, give or take. I wish I could be more helpful.
Hutch: Stop. Don't do that. You've been great. It's been terrific.
Heather: Anything else?
Starsky: I'm good.
Hutch: Yeah.
Starsky: Yeah.
Hutch: Thank you so much.

Hutch: [waiting outside Huggy's club] What, you've never run an errand on the clock before?
Starsky: No, I happen to take care of my personal business after work. When the taxpayers aren't paying me to protect them.
Hutch: Give me a break. You've never stopped and bought yourself a cup of coffee?
Starsky: I bring a thermos.

Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?
Hutch: You know it and make it a double.
Huggy Bear: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.
Leon: You got it boss.
Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.
Huggy Bear: I don't got it.
Starsky: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.

Hutch: [after seeing the Grand Torino] Whoa! Your stock just went up in my book, my friend. Pop the hood, let me see what you got under...
Starsky: Hey! Hotshot! What do you think you're doing? This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
Hutch: Okay, okay.
Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never under any circumstances drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee goes on the ground, you get in the car, we go.

Hutch: You gotta be kidding me. No way!
Starsky: What?
Hutch: A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct.
[Hutch tries to push the body away with a stick]
Starsky: Whoa, what are you doing?
Hutch: Trust me, you're gonna thank me for this one.
Starsky: Hey, seriously stop it.
Hutch: The key is not to pop it. You gotta be very ginger.
Starsky: Hey!
[Starsky points a gun at Hutch]
Hutch: What are you doing?
Starsky: I said drop the stick.
Hutch: You're gonna point a gun at me? Okay, fine, have it your way. If it's so important knock yourself out. What are you gonna solve anyway?
Starsky: A murder. I'm gonna solve a murder.

Hutch: Look at all these cops. You really want to eat here?
Starsky: It's a great place. Pop's? Come on. If you're one of the cops you eat at Pop's.

Hutch: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?
Huggy Bear: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.
Starsky: Interesting. Who would this little bird be?
Huggy Bear: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
Starsky: All right. What does that mean?
Hutch: Don't worry about it.

Big Earl: [Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl] I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.
Hutch: No. Let's go.
[hangs up the phone]
Starsky: Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.
Big Earl: Are we cool?
Starsky: Yes, we're cool.
Big Earl: [Hutch shows his stomach] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.

Starsky: Hey, Hutch, I beat that guy. What was that about?
Hutch: Sure you did. You won.
Starsky: You saw.
Hutch: You won. You danced your heart out.
Starsky: And everybody saw it.
Hutch: Shhh. Go to sleep.
Starsky: I was robbed.
Hutch: I know. Go to sleep. Go to sleep, tiny dancer.

Hutch: What else can you tell me about the guys that hired you?
Chau: Not much. Couple of whiteys. Nice suits. They pay. I do job.
Hutch: What'd they look like?
Chau: I don't know. They're white. All you guys look alike to me.
Hutch: That's funny. All you guys look alike to us.

Huggy Bear: Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink.
Hutch: Come on! I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time.
Huggy Bear: Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside.
Hutch: Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar.
Huggy Bear: Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it.

Waitress: Hi, can I get you two a drink?
Starsky: You sure can sweetheart. Johnnie Red neat, ok, do it, Do It.
Waitress: Alright, and you?
Hutch: Do it, Bacardi and cola, do it, do it.
Waitress: Ok? I'll be right back.
Starsky: What are you doing?
Hutch: What?
Starsky: What was that? You just stole my voice.
Hutch: No, I didn't.
Starsky: Yes, you did. You got to come up with your own voice, ok, that's my thing.
Hutch: What am I supposed to do? I don't have a great cool little voice like you do.
Starsky: You come up with your own character. That's why you're the Texas oil tycoon guy...

Hutch: We owe you one Huggy.
Huggy Bear: No, you're gonna owe me more than one, man.
Hutch: Well, let's slow down with the score keeping, I may have to start remembering some of the things I've overlooked in the past and mention them to my partner. How'd that be?

Kevin: Tonight's second winner: Number 1-1-7.
Monix: Right on! Yeah!
Hutch: Yee-ha! Whoo! Yes! Thank you very much.
Starsky: Sit now. Do it.
[Huffs]
Starsky: Do it!
Hutch: The big man has just hit the mother lode! Old Shakes McGinty did it! Yes! Unbelievable!
Starsky: [as Finkle] This is incredible.
Hutch: I'm a rich man, and I'm gonna kiss you!

Starsky: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.
Reese Feldman: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?
[Starsky point his gun to Reese]
Reese Feldman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.
Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.
Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!
Captain Doby: What the hell are you two doing?
Starsky: Pop IT!

Hutch: [pointing at Starsky] I like your style.
David Starsky: [pointing at Hutch] I like your moves.

Starsky: Wrong answer, Big Earl.
Bartender: Big Earl? I'm not Big Earl, I'm Jeff.
Hutch: Yeah, sure, no-one's who they say they are.
Bartender: Seriously. Think about it, I'm not even big.
Hutch: Yeah, he's got a point.
Starsky: Maybe it's one of those ironic names like Tiny over in vice. He's like eight feet tall and everyone calls him Tiny.
Hutch: Except this guy's kind of normal size, he'd have to be a lot smaller for a name like Big Earl to be ironic.
Starsky: You don't have to be a midget, how tall are you?
Bartender: I don't know, 5'9"?
Starsky: Well that is kind of?
Hutch: It's borderline, it's average.

Hutch: I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat 'em? join 'em! Besides, a lot of cops worry about the wrong thing - crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno.

Hutch: Hey, there he is.
Willis: How's life at the clink treating you?
Hutch: Not great. I got this new tight-assed partner they stuck me with, but hopefully it won't last too long.
Willis: So, you got that $20 you owe me?
Hutch: 20? Willis, I thought it was 5!
Willis: Hutch, that was my grandmother's birthday money.
Hutch: Come on, ease up, I just told you things aren't going great for me down at the precinct, you know, just back off a little. Can I get it to you on Thursday?
Willis: No later than Thursday.
Hutch: No later than Thursday.

Hutch: Willis, I'd like you to meet my new partner, David Starsky.
Starsky: Hi Willis.
Willis: [to Hutch] Is this the dickweed you were telling me about?
Hutch: Just shake his hand.

Hutch: [drunk in Huggy's bar, talking to another customer] Ruin me! He didn't care if he got ruined, that was the whole point of the episode.

Hutch: Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?
Reese Feldman: Actually, that's a yacht.
Hutch: Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.
Starsky: Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?

Hutch: [Reading Starsky's report on him] "cavorting with nefarious characters". "conduct unbecoming an officer".
Starsky: Come on. I wrote that thing two weeks ago, things are totally cool with us now.
Hutch: Did you go through my locker?
Starsky: No.
Hutch: You went through my locker.
Starsky: I mean, I may have looked through it while it was open but...
Hutch: If you've got a problem with someone you tell it to their face, you come to them as a man. You don't go behind their back, write a thesis and try to get transferred to another precinct.

Captain Doby: I believe you two know each other?
Starsky: Yeah, a little bit.
Hutch: How you doing?
Starsky: All right.

Starsky: It's 10 o'clock, you're late; I've been here since 8.
Hutch: 8 o'clock? I didn't even know this place opened at 8.
Starsky: Well, don't sweat it, 'cause ya know what? Crime called in sick, it's gonna get a late start too.
Hutch: Crime called in sick, I like that...

[Starsky and Hutch are in the Captain's office]
Captain Doby: You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.
Hutch: How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.
Starsky: Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.
Hutch: Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.
Starsky: For your information, my hair is naturally curly.
Hutch: No it's not.
Starsky: Yes it is.
Hutch: That's a perm job all the way.
Starsky: TOUCH IT.
[Hutch touches Starsky's hair]
Captain Doby: Hey. Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You two are partners.

Hutch: [ducking] That ain't a kid, it's a tiny little man... And he's got knives. Goddamn.

[Huggy is trying to convince Hutch to forgive Starsky]
Huggy Bear: Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."
Hutch: Tch. What idiot said that?
Huggy Bear: I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.

[last lines]
David Starsky: I'm just gonna take it slow for a while, get the feel of it.
Ken Hutchinson: No, no, that's smart. Do that.
[Starsky accelerates]
Ken Hutchinson: Starsky.
David Starsky: Hang on.
Ken Hutchinson: No. No.
David Starsky: Hang on. Woo.

[undercover as bikers]
Hutch: Hey, how you doing? I'm Kansas and this is my little man, Toto.
[points to Starsky]

Hutch: Are you crying?
Starsky: Hmm?
Hutch: Are you crying?
Starsky: [hesitating] Am I crying? I'm not crying. *You* are.
Hutch: It's okay to cry. People cry.
Starsky: [still hesitating] Well, I'm not like many people. I'm not a crier, I don't cry, I work out. I have a job, I have hobbies...

Hutch: Go to sleep tiny dancer.

Starsky: [Feldman has a gun pointed at Hutch] Your nuts are mine Feldman, your nuts are mine.
Hutch: No they're not.
[to Feldman]
Hutch: Your nuts are yours, your nuts are yours.

Starsky: Body of a caucasian male, apparently jumped from the Bay Street Bridge...
Hutch: Well, actually there's no sign of impact so he was probably just dumped out at sea.
Starsky: Would you please not talk while I'm recording?

Hutch: BACKSTABBER! Yeah, don't ever work with David Starsky. He'll STABB YOU AT THE BACK!

Hutch: [at 1:11:23] Are you crying?
Starsky: What's that?
Starsky: No. I'm not crying. You're crying.
Hutch: It's okay to cry. People cry.
Starsky: That's great, but I'm not crying. I'm not a cryer. I don't cry. You know, I work out. I have hobbies.
Hutch: Come here.
Starsky: What?
Hutch: Come here. I forgive you, all right?
Starsky: Okay.
Hutch: Okay, that's probably enought.
Starsky: That's enough.
Hutch: All right?
Starsky: Okay.
Hutch: Are we good?
Starsky: Yeah, we're good.
Hutch: Because we got some people that want us dead.
Hutch: They took a shot at you. They tried to blow up my house, almost killed little Willis. We gotta do... Now what?
Starsky: Nothing. I'm just excited. Let's get these scumbags!

Starsky: Hutch, let's roll.
Original Hutch: [to Hutch] I think he means you.


"Starsky and Hutch: Little Girl Lost (#2.13)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Nope.
Det. Dave Starsky: Come on, you can tell me. It's only a couple of days before Christmas.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: There's nothing to tell, Starsk. Nothing to tell.
Det. Dave Starsky: You really want me to believe you got me nothing for Christmas?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I didn't. Hey, look, it's nothing personal. It's just that this year for the first time, I decided I was not gonna get caught up in that phony wave of euphoric sentimentalism orchestrated by the clanging of cash registers.
Det. Dave Starsky: Euphoric sentimentalism?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: That's right. It's the principle of the thing. You know, I get so sick and tired of people walking up to me, people I don't even know and wishing me a Merry Christmas. Don't you?
Det. Dave Starsky: No.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well, they don't mean it. I mean, 51 weeks out of the year, they'd rather take your head off or run you down with their cars and then suddenly one week before Christmas everybody gets caught up in that phony wave of...
Det. Dave Starsky: Euphoric sentimentalism.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: That's right. Well, not this kid. No, sir, not me. I'm not gonna be any pinup boy for the Better Business Bureau.
Det. Dave Starsky: A sweater! You got me a sweater. The one I saw...
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Starsky, I did not get you a sweater.
Det. Dave Starsky: Oh.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: All right, what's your name?
Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, you play ball? Me too.
Molly Edwards: Now, what's that? Your Barnaby Jones act? Don't try to con me, turkey.

Molly Edwards: What's that?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: This... is a concoction I whip up every morning. Hey, what do you want for breakfast, huh? I have Granola and I have wheat germ and I got All Bran and I got Coconut Stripes... and I, uh, and I got some uh, some blackstrap squares. Hmm?
Molly Edwards: [indicating Hutch's drink] What's in that?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Most of the above. And some vitamins and minerals.
Molly Edwards: Well, you're really weird, aren't you? You got any salami?

Det. Dave Starsky: What did you get on Molly's father?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Nicholas Alan Edwards. Small-time muscle, got 3 years for knocking off a jewelry salesman. $125,000 worth of single diamonds and they were never recovered.
Det. Dave Starsky: You call that small-time?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well, there were two other guys in on the robbery. And they were never caught.
Det. Dave Starsky: Same two guys tearing his room apart yesterday. If they were Molly's dad's partners, she might be able to identify them.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Did you ever think about going into police work as a career?

Molly Edwards: Old lady Perkowitz ain't havin' much luck farmin' me out.
Det. Dave Starsky: "Old lady Perkowitz" is trying to find the people who used to be your foster parents.
Molly Edwards: The Williams?
Det. Dave Starsky: Uh-huh.
Molly Edwards: I think she's wasting her time.
Det. Dave Starsky: Why is that?
Molly Edwards: After they lost me, they probably went back to their old line of business.
Det. Dave Starsky: Which was...
Molly Edwards: Running a concentration camp.
Det. Dave Starsky: Couldn't have been as bad as all that.
Molly Edwards: [after a pause] Y'know, my dad was a good guy.
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah.
[to Officer Perkowitz]
Det. Dave Starsky: . Get 'em?
Officer Perkowitz: They're not at home.
Molly Edwards: Juvey, huh?
Officer Perkowitz: No, Molly. I'm afraid it's too late to get you booked into juvey tonight. Officer Hutchinson has agreed to let you stay at his place.
Molly Edwards: Yeah?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: C'mon Molly, er, Pete.
Molly Edwards: Ok.
Det. Dave Starsky: See ya, tiger.
Molly Edwards: Yeah.
Det. Dave Starsky: That's what I like. A man who's able to resist the euphoric sentimentalism of the season.
[to Officer Perkowitz]
Det. Dave Starsky: . Ok, Perkowitz. Let's say we go bah a few humbugs together.

Det. Dave Starsky: [indicating Molly] What's wrong with her?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh, Perkowitz called about a half an hour ago.
Det. Dave Starsky: Oh? What'd she want?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Said she was wrong about the Williams being gone for the holidays. They're coming back this afternoon. We're going to have to take her over there.
Det. Dave Starsky: Oh. That's too bad. I thought we could have a party tomorrow morning. Open up presents, y'know?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [smiles]
Det. Dave Starsky: Got a partial make on her father. Ex-con, out 2 months, spent most of his time in skid row bars... the usual - nobody knows anything.
[Eats some Granola]
Det. Dave Starsky: You didn't make her eat any of this stuff?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [stares at Starsky]
Det. Dave Starsky: You're heartless. Does she know anything?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [shakes his head]
Det. Dave Starsky: You sure? Look, maybe she doesn't want to go to see her foster parents. But it's a damn sight better than juvey.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: We'll stop by the hotel and pick up her things, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, ah, you haven't got any salami or somethin'?


"Starsky and Hutch: Targets Without a Badge: Part 2 (#4.19)" (1979)
FBI Agent Smithers: You boys don't seem to understand something. There's a lot of water out there, and it's beginning to lap up around your ears.
Det. Dave Starsky: Funny. I don't feel wet. You?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Dry as a desert.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You're newly assigned here, aren't you? Well, you see, my partner and I have been in this precinct for six years.
Det. Dave Starsky: Seven.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Seven years. And we...
Policewoman: And now you're not and I am. Was anything else missing?
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. How about a great big chunk of my will to live.

Det. Dave Starsky: Hey.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah?
Det. Dave Starsky: We either try to find out who these guys are, or we try to lose them.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Beats the hell outta me.
Det. Dave Starsky: Hang on.
[Starsky guns the engine]
Det. Dave Starsky: Put on the red light.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: What red light?

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Nice little car, huh? I call her Belle.
Det. Dave Starsky: Let's go. We're late.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Wait a sec, wait a sec. You didn't tell me what you think.
Det. Dave Starsky: I don't know. I can't tell you.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: What's that supposed to mean?
Det. Dave Starsky: It means I'm embarrassed.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Embarrassed about what?
Det. Dave Starsky: A grown man doesn't drive a car like that. Not a grown man

FBI Agent Waldheim: Thomas May is a gentleman who we know all about.
Det. Dave Starsky: Whom. Whom we know all about.
FBI Agent Smithers: Now, you boys are beginning to try my patience.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Really? Try mine!


"Starsky and Hutch: Starsky vs. Hutch (#4.21)" (1979)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [reading the killer's note] "The spy will dye". D-Y-E. Now, what does that tell you?
Capt. Harold Dobey: It tells me that the killer's a bad speller.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I've never seen this side of you before.
Det. Dave Starsky: The efficient cop?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: No. Stuffed shirt.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey, pal?
Det. Dave Starsky: [to Huggy Bear] He talkin' to me?
Huggy Bear: [to Hutch] Are you talkin' to him?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Huggy Bear] Tell him I'm talkin' to him.
Huggy Bear: [to Starsky] He's talkin' to you.
Det. Dave Starsky: I heard.

Det. Dave Starsky: We're supposed to be covering this dancehall where this guy's wiping out these dancehall girls.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Right.
Det. Dave Starsky: Well you're not letting him get close enough to the undercover agent who could be our number one pigeon.
Det. Dave Starsky, Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh that's what this is about?
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. He's still on the loose. You're playing on the killer's time.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I'm not playing on any killer's time, I was over at Kira's house last night with my eyes wide open on the job.
Det. Dave Starsky: You're not supposed to be over at Kira's apartment.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh I see. That's what this is all about. You go out with a girl for a week, you think you own her, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: One month. But that's not the point. But now that you brought it up, you're supposed to be over at Susan's house.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh.
Det. Dave Starsky: We had a pre-arranged agreement which you arbitrarily ignored and that is just not professional.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Don't talk to me about unprofessional. Don't give me that jive. You can't stand a little competition!
Det. Dave Starsky: Competition? I welcome the competition. Under normal circumstances I wipe the floor with you!

Det. Dave Starsky: We're tired of being treated like objects. Having our lives determined for us by women.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Loved for our bodies and not for our minds. After all, you prick us, doth we not bleed?
Det. Dave Starsky: That's my line.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Huggy Bear] Tell him I'm sorry.
Huggy Bear: [to Starsky] He's sorry.
Det. Dave Starsky: I heard.


"Starsky and Hutch: I Love You, Rosey Malone (#3.3)" (1977)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Did you find out anything?
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. I found out that I'm capable of being a two-faced, loving, lying hypocrite!
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Join the human race.

Bill Goodson: We offered Frank Malone a deal, and if you blow it, your careers are over in law enforcement.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: We're not talking about careers here! We're talking about life and death, and that's not a game we take cheap! Do you understand that?

Capt. Harold Dobey: Starsky, you ever hear of something called "tact"?
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. Something like being dishonest, isn't it?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: That's good.

Det. Dave Starsky: [Starsky pulls up while he & Hutch are jogging] Hey.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh c'mon Starsk. We only got five more miles to go and we can call it a morning.
Det. Dave Starsky: Five more miles and you can call an ambulance.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: A bag lady for the Godfather. You really know how to pick 'em, partner.
Bill Goodson: How'd you do with her?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Starsky] You struck out, right?
Bill Goodson: Figures.


"Starsky and Hutch: Death Ride (#1.3)" (1975)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You're worried.
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Relax.
Det. Dave Starsky: I'd rather worry.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Me, too. So, who do we trust, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: Like always, me and thee.

Det. Dave Starsky: [after Hutch trades Starky's $360 watch for a cab, then trades the cab for a van] So who drives?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's your watch.

Det. Dave Starsky: [about the gunmen] What're they doing?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh, talking.
Det. Dave Starsky: What about?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The weather.

Huggy Bear: They asked what the name was of the biggest money making horse in history.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: What'd you say?
Huggy Bear: ...Marie Antoinette.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You said Marie Antoinette was the biggest money making horse in history?
Huggy Bear: I guess it didn't sound to me like they said 'horse'.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You came on a little strong for a phony. You think Mello's daughter would have been that way?
Joanne Mello: Partly that. Partly I was just scared. You two could have been a couple of stumblebums. How was I to know you were just a little short of perfect?


"Starsky and Hutch: Ninety Pounds of Trouble (#4.16)" (1979)
Det. Dave Starsky: Now, I just happen to have two tickets for the Springsteen concert on Friday night. And if you're a good little girl, I'll even let you drive.
Joey Carston: Mmm. Isn't Hutch coming?
Det. Dave Starsky: Hutch? Hey, two is company; three is a crowd.
Joey Carston: Ohhh. You're planning on making some heavy moves are you, hot lips?
Det. Dave Starsky: [laughing] You oughta be ashamed of yourself. I'm an old guy. I can get sent away for thoughts like that.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Fifteen'll get you twenty.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Y'know Starsky, you oughtn't be so condescending to Joey.
Det. Dave Starsky: Waddya mean?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well you gotta consider yourself lucky that a girl as nice-looking, as young as she is would even want to be seen with you.
Det. Dave Starsky: You don't understand, do you?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Explain it to me.
Det. Dave Starsky: I'm doing that girl a favour. She's got a crush on me.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Happens to have a crush on you. At your age.
Det. Dave Starsky: What do you mean, "at my age"? I am NOT that old!

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey, where'd you guys come from?
Det. Dave Starsky: Joey had the whole thing wired. You owe her a great big thanks. I owe her an apology...
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey. Joey. Come here.
[Hutch hugs Joey]
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Thank you.
Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, be careful. That's my girl you got there.


"Starsky and Hutch: A Coffin for Starsky (#1.21)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Thanks buddy... but what'd you have to do that for? He was the only guy that knew.
Det. Dave Starsky: [hardly breathing] Seemed to be a good idea at the time.

Det. Dave Starsky: Find my pants.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I've got your watch.
Det. Dave Starsky: You forgot my pants?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Uh...
Det. Dave Starsky: You mean you want me to hit the streets with no pants, no badge, no gun, no dignity? What's the matter with you?
[to doctor]
Det. Dave Starsky: Do you believe him?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You know, you're right, Starsk, I should have left you lying on the floor while I decided which pair of your equally crummy blue jeans I should pack.

Capt. Harold Dobey: Look, Hutch, we only have two hours.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't care if we have two *minutes*, we don't give up!


"Starsky and Hutch: Pilot (#1.0)" (1975)
Det. Dave Starsky: You still seeing whatshername?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sure. Still seeing whatshername. Took her to the whatchamacallit. Gave her my thingamajig.
Det. Dave Starsky: I didn't know it was that serious.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: There's something you oughtta know about Starsky and me. We're not like most partners. Y'know, usually there's the one guy who's kinda folksy. Kind that wants the best for everybody. The Pat O'Brien kind of guy. And then there's the other guy, the rough 'em up, hardnosed kind of guy. Well, that doesn't work for Starsky and me. See, we're both hardnosed, Rollie. And we don't like it when people don't give us everything we want.

Det. Dave Starsky: Who are we supposed to report this too? I mean, who in the Hell are we supposed to trust?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The same people we always trust. Us.


"Starsky and Hutch: Omaha Tiger (#1.18)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Explaining pro wrestling to Starsky] Now, see, what happens is you get some Idaho potato picker in here, you give him a funny name and a fancy pair of tights and a bottle of ketchup.

Huggy Bear: Welcome to Rodent Downs, gentlemen. Just a friendly game of chance amongst friends.
Det. Dave Starsky: Mouse racing?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't believe it.
Huggy Bear: Well, you ever try to get ten horses in a basement?

Det. Dave Starsky: [Upon discovering a dead body in a shower stall] Tell me he slipped on a bar of soap.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: He slipped on a bar of soap.
Det. Dave Starsky: I don't believe it.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Neither do I.


"Starsky and Hutch: Gillian (#2.5)" (1976)
Det. Dave Starsky: Never did see them. Did you? I thought you got hit back there. What happened? You're shaking.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I'm scared, Starsk. I'm scared.
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. Me too. Every time I pull this thing.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: No, that's not what I'm talking about. I froze. For the first time I got to thinking I could have gotten you killed.
Det. Dave Starsky: No way. You see the way they took off.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah, but if they hadn't! I didn't move up the way you did. I didn't cover you. I didn't work the way we work.
Det. Dave Starsky: Forget it! Your mind was elsewhere. Come on.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: What did you say? The only girls who work for Grossman are hookers. Are you trying to tell me that Gillian is a hooker? Is that what you're trying to tell me, buddy? Friend? That my girl is a hooker? A prostitute?


"Starsky and Hutch: The Groupie (#4.10)" (1978)
Det. Dave Starsky: Already I feel seasick.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah, well just don't get between me and the wind, huh?

Jack Parker: [digging a gun into Hutch's shoulder] Officer Hutchinson.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well, that's a charming accessory you got there. What is it, part of the Street Punk look?


"Starsky and Hutch: The Game (#4.2)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: We start tomorrow morning 8 o'clock, wrap it up Monday morning at 8, ok?
Det. Dave Starsky: I'll have you wrapped up by tomorrow night, chum.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah, well what makes you so sure of yourself, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: I've done my homework. For seven years I know how, when, where you eat, walk, sleep, talk. I know who you know, what you know and how you know it. And there ain't no hiding behind that.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Starsky & Hutch are in Hutch's beaten-up brown Ford. Starsky tosses Hutch's empty soup can into the back seat] Starsky, this is not a garbage dump.
Det. Dave Starsky: You could've fooled me.


"Starsky and Hutch: Starsky's Brother (#4.12)" (1978)
Capt. Harold Dobey: I wanna ask you something.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sure.
Capt. Harold Dobey: I mean, ah, just one little question.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Shoot.
Capt. Harold Dobey: It might not be any of my business.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Uh-huh.
Capt. Harold Dobey: But I still wanna know.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Uh-huh.
Capt. Harold Dobey: [yelling] Where in the hell is Starsky?

Det. Dave Starsky: Nick, I'd like you to meet Captain Dobey, he's my acting superior and chief misery.
Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: [shaking Dobey's hand] It's a pleasure, sir.
Capt. Harold Dobey: I'm his superior.
Nicholas 'Nick' Marvin Starsky: Actually, I feel like I already know you, considering all the wonderful things Davey's just told me about you.
Capt. Harold Dobey: He did?
Det. Dave Starsky: I did.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: He did?


"Starsky and Hutch: Sweet Revenge (#4.22)" (1979)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to James Gunther] You gonna kill me? Try it. You tried to kill my partner how many times? You kill me, he'll come after you. Kill him and there'll be somebody else. There'll always be somebody else.

Det. Dave Starsky: Gentlemen, I'm gonna propose a toast. My toast... to four very, very heavy dudes.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well, at least three.
Det. Dave Starsky: God bless us all. I'm gonna remember this night for a long time to come.


"Starsky and Hutch: Silence (#1.17)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey, Starsk, do you think Pat O'Brien will ever forgive us?

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You ever see a fat lion, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: Come to think about it, I've never seen a thin hippopotamus.


"Starsky and Hutch: Shootout (#1.14)" (1975)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sure your arm's gonna be all right?
Det. Dave Starsky: Couldn't be better. I told ya, Gene Autry gets it there all the time.

Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You know something? You look terrible.
Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, don't let me fool you; I played Camille in high school.


"Starsky and Hutch: The Psychic (#2.15)" (1977)
[first lines]
Starsky: Where's he going?
Hutch: If you ever catch him you can ask him.
Starsky: If I ever catch him I won't have to ask him.

Starsky: I thought you were dead.
Hutch: Bullet-proof vest, remember?
Starsky: I forgot.


"Starsky and Hutch: Iron Mike (#2.12)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: We've got something that Ferguson doesn't have... Each other... You lucky devil!


"Starsky and Hutch: Long Walk Down a Short Dirt Road (#2.23)" (1977)
Barroom Brawler: You lousy cops! What right you got hangin' around Sue Ann?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Mess with the lady again, friend, and you'll find out!
Det. Dave Starsky: Hey, that's terrific. You sound just like Dirty Harry.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Dirty who?
Det. Dave Starsky: Harry. Cop up in San Francisco.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh.


"Starsky and Hutch: The Avenger (#4.7)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Knife wounds are on the left side, which means the attacker's right handed. Angle of entry's pretty well straight on. Now, if the victim was smaller than the assailant, the knife wounds would be on a downward angle.
Det. Dave Starsky: Let's hear it for Sherlock Holmes.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Lead on, Watson.


"Starsky and Hutch: Partners (#3.20)" (1978)
Det. Dave Starsky: Zebra Three. That's what Headquarters used to call us. It was our code name.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Code name, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sounds like something out of a B movie. You trying to tell me I was some kind of a spy?
Det. Dave Starsky: Not a spy, a cop.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh please, anything but a cop.
Det. Dave Starsky: What's wrong with being a cop?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh nothing. If you're into that kind of a macho power trip.


"Starsky and Hutch: The Trap (#3.15)" (1978)
Joey Carston: Think we'll get out of this alive?
Det. Dave Starsky: Promise you we will, kid.
Joey Carston: If we do, wanna take me out to a movie, or somethin'?
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. Take you to pizza afterwards.
Joey Carston: You like anchovies?
Det. Dave Starsky: Love 'em.
Joey Carston: You know, I look older with my hair different.
Det. Dave Starsky: I look a lot younger when I have a close shave.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Hey, I don't want to interrupt this budding romance, but we got to deal with some reality here. We got a problem. Bagley's planning a barbecue and we're the main course.


"Starsky and Hutch: Hutchinson for Murder One (#3.18)" (1978)
Det. Dave Starsky: I still think we should have taken my car.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The striped tomato? Driving around in that is about as discreet as riding on a Homecoming float.


"Starsky and Hutch: Tap Dancing Her Way Right Back into Your Hearts (#2.9)" (1976)
Capt. Harold Dobey: Hutchinson, you really look whipped.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Work, work, work, You know how some night duty can wear you out.
Capt. Harold Dobey: You think they taped you last night?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Cap'n, if they didn't, they shoulda.
Capt. Harold Dobey: Ah, you'll probably hear a playback in a day or two.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I'll rest up.


"Starsky and Hutch: Death in a Different Place (#3.5)" (1977)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: ...75% of the time we spend together and you're not even a good kisser.
Det. Dave Starsky: How do you know that?


"Starsky and Hutch: The Deadly Imposter (#1.13)" (1975)
Det. Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson: We don't get paid extra to kill people either.


"Starsky and Hutch: Starsky and Hutch on Playboy Island (#3.1)" (1977)
Huggy Bear: [indicating Starsky] Hey, what's wrong with him?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: He got up on the wrong side of the bed.
Huggy Bear: Any side with a boar on it is the wrong side.


"Starsky and Hutch: Cover Girl (#4.11)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's just something that I find very hard to understand. You had a year to live. I don't know how you could even consider death before it comes. Life is all we've got. Whatever the circumstances.


"Starsky and Hutch: Losing Streak (#1.16)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I didn't know Little Orphan Annie was still around.
Det. Dave Starsky: Yeah. She's developin'.


"Starsky and Hutch: The Action (#3.12)" (1978)
Capt. Harold Dobey: [on the $1000 voucher for flash money at the crooked craps game] Here's your voucher for one thousand. Try not to lose it all.
Det. Dave Starsky: Lose it?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Captain, you're looking at a couple of aces in a world full of jokers.


"Starsky and Hutch: Terror on the Docks (#1.12)" (1975)
Ezra Beam: [Showing off his gaudy "church," filled with faux-pagan decor] Well, how do you like the way I converted the old pad?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah, it's, uh, real nice. Gotta lot of class, Ezra. Who's your decorator - Vincent Price?


"Starsky and Hutch: Moonshine (#4.5)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You know, a couple of guys died drinking this moonshine.
Rudy: I heard about that. But it's hard to believe about ol' Cumberland. I been pouring that stuff for years and I ain't had a complaint yet.
[Indicating a very drunk Starsky]
Rudy: Ask your pal over here. He's had enough of it to really know.
Det. Dave Starsky: Man, I have had Kool Aid that is stronger
[promptly falls off his bar stool]
Det. Dave Starsky: .
Rudy: [laughing at Starsky's misfortune] Heh heh heh heh heh!
Det. Dave Starsky: [as Hutch hauls him up off the floor] I'm back!
[Giggling as Hutch struggles to get him seated on the stool again - and probably off script]
Det. Dave Starsky: What's going on back there?


"Starsky and Hutch: Targets Without a Badge: Part 1 (#4.18)" (1979)
Det. Dave Starsky: Pick a card.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I don't wanna pick a card.
Det. Dave Starsky: There's nothing to see out there but dust. Will you please pick a card.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Starsky, this is a stakeout for dope runners, this is not an amateur hour. Why don't you just read your magazine?
Det. Dave Starsky: I already have, four times. Everything from Babe Ruth to Studio 54.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Well read it again.
Det. Dave Starsky: Will you please pick a card? C'mon.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I feel like I've been trapped for five hours with a dying lounge act.
Det. Dave Starsky: Well, I could put on a skirt.


"Starsky and Hutch: Class in Crime (#3.17)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Why is it I get the feeling she's not telling us everything she knows?
Catlin: Well, now, if I did that, you would age before your time.


"Starsky and Hutch: Foxy Lady (#3.19)" (1978)
Det. Dave Starsky: [kicks trash can] Ow!
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: The garbage can's not your enemy.
Det. Dave Starsky: It is now.


"Starsky and Hutch: Lady Blue (#1.10)" (1975)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Looking out the window of his home] Hey, Starsk, you see that sunset?
Det. Dave Starsky: [Laying on the couch] Nah, that's okay.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: You really oughtta take a look at it.
Det. Dave Starsky: Why? It happens every night.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's beautiful! Every color of the spectrum, constantly changing. Blue, gold, red, purple...
Det. Dave Starsky: You been keepin' Reader's Digest in the john again? 'Ways to More Colorful Speech'?


"Starsky and Hutch: Satan's Witches (#3.16)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [to Starsky, after encounter with Satanic cultists] You suppose this has ever happened to John Denver?


"Starsky and Hutch: The Golden Angel (#4.13)" (1979)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: So how much was the old buzzard... ah, the old man worth?
Det. Dave Starsky: Ten million dollars.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Ten million dollars, hey? Guess you could say you sorta hit the jackpot, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: I sure did! I mean, one week from today I'm gonna be cruising these streets with a Cartier on my wrist, Maserati under my butt... and leisure on my mind.


"Starsky and Hutch: Snowstorm (#1.4)" (1975)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [In response to Starsky's badgering him to buy a new car] You just want me to drive around in a striped tomato like you got.
Det. Dave Starsky: [Stunned] My car's a striped what?


"Starsky and Hutch: Discomania (#4.1)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah Dave, meet Liz Thorpe, sergeant third class.


"Starsky and Hutch: JoJo (#1.19)" (1976)
Bettin: All right, what the hell are you doing? We have Jojo under surveillance and all of a sudden you pick him up?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Surprised it took you this long to find us.
Bettin: Listen!
Det. Dave Starsky: Ssshhh! Now calm down, will ya? We just decided to take Jojo out for a bite to eat - only he ain't hungry.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Yeah. And after that, us girls are gonna do a little shopping.


"Starsky and Hutch: Vendetta (#2.10)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Look, why don't you get yourself something to eat? I got some great new goodies in the icebox.
Det. Dave Starsky: Oh that's a good idea. Thanks. So, what did he look like? Tall? Short? Fat? Skinny? Has he got an M.O?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: I didn't get that close.
Det. Dave Starsky: Oh. Well, maybe next time
[sees the rat in the refrigerator]
Det. Dave Starsky: . Either your eating habits have changed drastically, or you got some very sick people mad at you.


"Starsky and Hutch: Blindfold (#4.3)" (1978)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Every snitch on your circuit is asking me about the blind girl and the cop. It sounds like a silly soap opera.
Det. Dave Starsky: Knock it off, will ya?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: "In the line of duty", officer. That does not mean you have to devote your whole life to her.
Det. Dave Starsky: See you around.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Oh, come on, Starsky. Don't do this to yourself. I love ya, I understand what you're going through, I love your caring but man, I just think it's a bum rap to wash your life down the drain on a guilt trip.


"Starsky and Hutch: Dandruff (#4.8)" (1978)
Det. Dave Starsky: Who's this Baron? What does he look like?
Capt. Harold Dobey: No one knows. No pictures, no prints, no name. Nothin'.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Makes it kind of tough, huh?


"Starsky and Hutch: The Hostages (#1.15)" (1976)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [after Starsky weaved through traffic, driving the wrong way on a one way street] You didn't see the arrow, huh?
Det. Dave Starsky: I didn't even see the Indians.


"Starsky and Hutch: Pariah (#1.7)" (1975)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Entering his kitchen, where Starsky is sitting on the counter and eating] That's a great breakfast. Root beer and cold pizza.
Det. Dave Starsky: It's the all-American breakfast. Just for the autopsy record, what's that you mash up in there every morning?
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: [Pouring and sprinkling items into a blender] Goat's milk, a little blackstrap molasses, sea kelp, lecithin, a little desiccated liver; of course, a good sprinkle of it has trace elements and vitamins.
Det. Dave Starsky: Of course.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Y'know, Starsky, you oughta get into something like this. Make a new man outta ya.


"Starsky and Hutch: The Set-Up: Part 2 (#2.17)" (1977)
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Huggy?
Capt. Harold Dobey: Dobey.
Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: Sorry.
Capt. Harold Dobey: I know we all look alike.