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: [Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl
] I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button. Hutch
: No. Let's go.
[hangs up the phone
: Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here. Big Earl
: Are we cool? Starsky
: Yes, we're cool. Big Earl
: [Hutch shows his stomach
] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.
: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons.
: [on the phone with Reese Feldman
] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest. Reese Feldman
: What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why? Big Earl
: Oh that's gorgeous. Reese Feldman
: You sick son of a bitch. Big Earl
: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
[Reese hangs up
: You are a very convincing dragon.