David Kleinfeld
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David Kleinfeld (Character)
from Carlito's Way (1993)

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Carlito's Way (1993)
David Kleinfeld: Fuck you and your self-righteous code of the goddamn streets. Did it pull you out of a 30 year stint in only 5 years? No, it didn't, I did. Did it get you acquitted 4 fucking times? No, it didn't, I did, so fuck you, fuck the streets, your whole goddamn world is this big, and there's only one rule, you save your own ass.

Carlito: Gimme your piece, Dave.
David Kleinfeld: What?
Carlito: Gimme the fucking gun! Since when are you a tough guy?

David Kleinfeld: Hey Louie... Louie, your fuckin' chick's givin' you a handjob right in front of everybody. I got guests here, for christsake. People are eating.
Louie: Take it easy, Dave.
David Kleinfeld: No-you take it easy. You got any manners? You wanna fuck her, fuck her like a normal human being - take her in the bedroom.

[Boarding Kleinfeld's boat]
Frankie Taglialucci: What's with the extra guy?
[referring to Carlito]
David Kleinfeld: Carlito, this is one of Tony's son's, Frankie.
Frankie Taglialucci: Nah, it's Frank.
David Kleinfeld: Whatever...
Frankie Taglialucci: NO! What is with the extra guy?
David Kleinfeld: Oh I'm sorry, is this your boat? Shut the fuck up, if I wanted help, I brought help.

[repeated line]
David Kleinfeld: [brandishing a weapon, and grinning psychotically] How does it feel? Huh?

Carlito: You ripped him off, didn't you?
David Kleinfeld: What?
Carlito: Tony T. You did take the million dollars, didn't you?
David Kleinfeld: [guiltily] Yeah.
Carlito: You ain't a lawyer no more, Dave. You a gangster now. On the other side. A whole new ball game. You can't learn about it in school, and you can't have a late start.
David Kleinfeld: Don't worry about me.
Carlito: One more thing. We're even.
David Kleinfeld: [puts his hand on Carlito's shoulder] Let's get a drink.
Carlito: [slaps Dave's hand away] Say it! We're even!
David Kleinfeld: [softly] We're even.

David Kleinfeld: [watching an Italian man dancing with Gail] You're gonna let this fuckin' goombah paw your woman like that?
Carlito: Hey, they're just dancin'. Don't you appreciate that? The movement. The rhythm. What I don't appreciate is he's got his fuckin' hands all over her ass.
Carlito: He's doesn't have his hands over her ass. I believe those are hips.
David Kleinfeld: [still watching the Italian man dance with Gail] This shithead. These fuckin' wiseguys think they're so hardass. I am so sick of hoods like *that* coming into my office, MY office, thinkin' they can push me around.
Carlito: [sarcastically] Oh, I think you should tell him what you think. I mean, why would you ever hold something like that inside? I mean, why not get something like that off your chest? It's a terrible thing to carry around with you.
David Kleinfeld: I will.
Carlito: I think you should.
David Kleinfeld: I will.
Carlito: Oh, yeah. Go ahead, look, see how interested he's gonna be in your comments.

David Kleinfeld: [to the Italian dancing with Gail] Hey! Hey!
Carlito: What are you doin'?
David Kleinfeld: Hey!
Carlito: Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
David Kleinfeld: Hey, you!
Italian at Copa: What's that?
David Kleinfeld: Yeah, you! You wop!
Italian at Copa: Me?
David Kleinfeld: You, spaghetti dick!
Carlito: [getting up to stop Dave] Okay.
Italian at Copa: Who are you talking to?
David Kleinfeld: I'm talking to you!
Italian at Copa: You talkin' to me?
David Kleinfeld: Yeah, you!

David Kleinfeld: Oh that's right, you're gonna rent Ford Pintos to tourists in paradise.