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: Well, I just pray they're a bit more understanding about us, that's all. Horse
: You what? Dave
: Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh? Horse
: They wouldn't say that, would they? Dave
: Why not? He's just said her tits are too big. Lomper
: That's different. We're... blokes. Dave
: Yeah, and? Gerald
: I think she's got nice tits, actually. Lomper
: I never said owt about her personality, like. I mean, she's probably quite nice if you get to know her. Dave
: No. And they won't say nowt about your personality neither. Which is good 'cause you're basically a bastard. Bollocks to your personality - this is what they're looking at, right? And I'll tell you summat, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is none.
: No-one said anything to me about the full monty!
: So, uh, Horse... What can you do? Horse
: I dunno, really... Let's see, there's the, uh... The bump, the stomp, the bus stop... Me breakdancing days are probably over, but there's always the funky chicken.
: No, but... what I mean to say is... my willy... Lomper
: *Your* willy? *My* willy!
: I think I'm going to be sick
: Have you been actively looking for work in the last fortnight? Horse
: Yes Dole Clerk
: Have you done any work, paid or unpaid in the last fortnight? Horse
: No Dole Clerk
: That's not what I've heard