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: [about purse salesgirl Katy
] She's not really my type. Roy
: What, are you gay? Jim Halpert
: Mm, I don't think so, nope. Kevin
: Well, what is your type? Jim Halpert
: [looks at Pam, takes a few seconds to come up with an answer
] Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms. Any type of mom, really. Roy
: That's disgusting. Kevin
: Stay away from my mom. Jim Halpert
: Too late, Kev.
[to Jim about the hot saleswoman, Katy
: Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam. Pam Beesly
: We're not dating, we're engaged.
: [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"
] Roy? Who would you do, Roy? Roy
: Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde? Angela
] My name is Angela. Roy
: [without shame
] Hey, Angela.
[gesturing to himself
: Roy, nice to meet you. Michael Scott
: All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do? Jim Halpert
: [There is an awkward pause
] Um, Kevin, hands down.
[the group begins to laugh
] Jim Halpert
: Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling. Michael Scott
: Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,
[the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression
] Michael Scott
: 'cause he's gonna own his own business. Roy
: [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing
] You're all gay.
: It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got, like, an entire garden delivered to her. Roy
: What? You're mad at me? Pam Beesley
: I mean, I know that we said, "No big gifts," but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day. Roy
: Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of your life.
: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night, and then they're like, "When are we gonna go on a date-date?" Dwight Schrute
: Yeah, and then they make you drive them to church the next morning. Like, gas ain't free.
: I am going to kill Jim Halpert.