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Roy Anderson (Character)
from "The Office" (2005)

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"The Office: Hot Girl (#1.6)" (2005)
Jim Halpert: [about purse salesgirl Katy] She's not really my type.
Roy: What, are you gay?
Jim Halpert: Mm, I don't think so, nope.
Kevin: Well, what is your type?
Jim Halpert: [looks at Pam, takes a few seconds to come up with an answer] Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms. Any type of mom, really.
Roy: That's disgusting.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom.
Jim Halpert: Too late, Kev.

[to Jim about the hot saleswoman, Katy]
Roy: Man, I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam.
Pam Beesly: We're not dating, we're engaged.

"The Office: The Fire (#2.4)" (2005)
Michael Scott: [the members of the office are playing a game of "Who would you do?"] Roy? Who would you do, Roy?
Roy: Oh, I got it. What's the name of that tight-ass Christian chick? The blonde?
Angela: [angrily] My name is Angela.
Roy: [without shame] Hey, Angela.
[gesturing to himself]
Roy: Roy, nice to meet you.
Michael Scott: All right, who's next? Who's next? Who's next? Who's... Jim? You're next. Who would you do?
Jim Halpert: [There is an awkward pause] Um, Kevin, hands down.
[the group begins to laugh]
Jim Halpert: Yeah, I mean, he's really got that teddy bear thing going on and afterwards we could just watch bowling.
Michael Scott: Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan,
[the group stops laughing and Ryan makes an uncomfortable expression]
Michael Scott: 'cause he's gonna own his own business.
Roy: [the camera pans to Roy who is the only one left laughing] You're all gay.

"The Office: Valentine's Day (#2.16)" (2006)
Pam Beesley: It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got, like, an entire garden delivered to her.
Roy: What? You're mad at me?
Pam Beesley: I mean, I know that we said, "No big gifts," but I was kind of hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.
Roy: Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home and you are gonna get the best sex of your life.

"The Office: Boys and Girls (#2.15)" (2006)
Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night, and then they're like, "When are we gonna go on a date-date?"
Dwight Schrute: Yeah, and then they make you drive them to church the next morning. Like, gas ain't free.

"The Office: Cocktails (#3.17)" (2007)
Roy: I am going to kill Jim Halpert.