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: [shows Michael a framed photograph of her 2 kids, herself and a man on a ski trip. Michael Photoshopped his face in place of Carol's ex-husband's face
] What is this? Michael Scott
] That is my Christmas card. It's a picture of you and me and your kids on a ski trip, having a blast. "Ski-eason's Greetings." Carol Stills
: No. See, we never went on a ski trip. Michael Scott
: [holding back laughs
] I know. I know. Carol Stills
: I went on a ski trip two years ago with my kids and my ex-husband. Michael Scott
: Right. Yes, but what you didn't realize at the time was that I was with you, in a sense, I was in your heart... Carol Stills
: [interrupts him
] Michael... Michael Scott
: ...and next to your kids. What? Carol Stills
: This is so weird. Michael Scott
: I don't understand. Jim Halpert
: [to the camera
] It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father. But then again, Michael's a bold guy. Is "bold" the right word?
: You walk out that door and it is over. Carol Stills
: I know.
[walks out door
: [regarding the new condo Michael is buying
] It's a very gay-friendly neighborhood. Michael Scott
] Oh, good. That's good. It's good to be accomodating of that. Dwight Schrute
: Let's go check out the master bedroom.