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Mike Nelson (Character)
from "Twin Peaks" (1990)

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"Twin Peaks: Episode #1.2" (1990)
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: [he enters sanding a handcarved wooden whistle] Hi, Mike, Bobby. Now before we get started, have you two fellas got your stories straight?
Bobby Briggs: If we tell the truth we don't have to get our stories straight.
Mike 'Snake' Nelson: Besides, the sheriff told us we're just in here for fighting and, uh, it was self-defense.
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Right. Well, I guess you can go then.
Bobby Briggs: Now?
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Mm-hm.
[as Mike and Bobby walk to the door, Cooper toots his whistle]
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Oh, fellas, one more thing. Pray for the health and safety of James Hurley, because if anything happens to him, I'm coming for you.
[Mike and Bobby leave]
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Sheriff, what are you sitting around for? We've got places to go and people to see.
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: You know, I think I'd better start studying medicine.
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: And why is that?
Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Because I'm beginning to feel a bit like Dr. Watson.

Bobby Briggs: [on seeing James's motorcycle outside of Donna's house] That bastard!
Mike Nelson: First your girlfriend, then mine.
Bobby Briggs: [putting a cigarette in his mouth] Too bad we can only kill him once.

"Twin Peaks: Pilot (#1.1)" (1989)
Dr. Will Hayward: [He sees Bobby Briggs pretending to surf on the hood of his car with a beer in hand] You're not drinking and driving, are you?
Mike 'Snake' Nelson: Well we're, uh, all pretty broken up about what happened today, sir. Besides, Bobby is doing most of the driving.

Mike 'Snake' Nelson: Donna, you get to the sheriff's right now.
[He drives off, tires squealing]
Donna Hayward: Boy, I sure know how to pick 'em, huh.
Nadine Hurley: [Nadine opens the front door of her house and yells] Ed! You waiting for those drapes to hang themselves?
Big Ed Hurley: Yo, okay!
[Nadine goes inside, slamming the door]
Big Ed Hurley: Well, I know how to pick them too.

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Donna Hayward: Yeah, Mike, you're the real man.
Mike Nelson: That's right. Mike *is* the man.
Mike Nelson, Bobby Briggs: Mike *is* the man.
Bobby Briggs: [to Laura] Laura Palmer, see you later.

"Twin Peaks: Episode #2.19" (1991)
Mike Nelson: Do you have any idea what the combination of sexual maturity and superhuman strength can result in?