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: I won't leave this office without my money! Ben Horne
: Why do I sense that this isn't a negotiable position?
: Josie, this key unlocks my personal hotel safe. Now, in that safe, I have put together a fascinating dossier on you, my dear, and your late husband Andrew's little boat that went boom. So, you behave yourself, lady, or believe me when I say that I will bury you. Josie Packard
: That's a shame. Because if anything unfortunate were to happen to me, it would lead authorities to a certain safety deposit box in a bank in another city, inside of which there is enough evidence to lock you away for three lifetimes. They'll bury us side by side.
: [drinks a toast with Josie
] To the fire.
: If you ever pull another stunt like that, you are going to be scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent. Audrey Horne
] Oh, Daddy, I'm so afraid.
: [after a fight with his daughter
] Laura died yesterday. I lost you years ago.
: We had those Vikings by the horns! What happened? Ben Horne
: We're not 100% sure. They took their translator with them.
: [to Audrey Horne
] If I EVER catch you doing something like this again, you're going to wind up scrubbing bidets in a Bulgarian convent!
: If you'll permit me, Sven, to repeat what you told me this morning after your run: "My air sacks have never felt so good."
: We have solid information that the Packard Sawmill is going to go belly-up within a year. We're going to be able to get it for a song. One verse, no chorus.
: Agent Cooper. Let me give you the best advice that you're gonna get all week. Men fall under the spell of Audrey's charms like ducks in a shooting gallery.
Special Agent Dale Cooper
: Gentlemen, two days ago a young woman was found murdered by the same individual I believe responsible for the death of Laura Palmer. I have reason to believe that the killer is in this room. As a member of the Bureau, I spend most of my time seeking simple answers to difficult questions. In the pursuit of Laura's killer, I have employed Bureau guidelines, deductive technique, Tibetan method, instinct, and luck. But now I find myself in need of something new, which, for lack of a better word, we shall call... magic.
] Benjamin Horne
: Would you like us to hum? A Tibetan chant, perhaps?
] FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield
: I think it's going terrifically well. Don't you?
: Strive for goodness? Tell the hardest truth first? John Justice Wheeler
: Just do the best you can. That's all you really can do.
[looking at the dead body of Bernard Renault
] Ben Horne
: And do we know if the late Bernard gave you up? Leo Johnson
: I told him that if he ever did, I'd kill him. Ben Horne
: Well, did he? Leo Johnson
: No, but he shouldn't have trusted me. Like I said, Bernie wasn't too bright.
[Ben is held in custody
] Jerry Horne
: I demand you either release my client or arrest him! Sheriff Truman
: Okay. Ben Horne, I arrest you for the murder of Laura Palmer. Benjamin Horne
: Great going, Jer.
: Sometimes the urge to do bad is nearly overpowering.
: I am filled to the brim with the feeling of goodness. Like a Christmas tree, all lit up inside. But at the end of the day, when I look in the mirror, I have to face the fact that I really don't know how to be good. John Justice Wheeler
: You're off to a pretty fair start. Benjamin Horne
: How do you do it, John? What's the secret? You really think that I could learn to be good? John Justice Wheeler
: I don't see why not. Just keep your eye on your heart, and always tell the truth. Benjamin Horne
: Always tell the truth. John Justice Wheeler
: Tell the hardest truth first, though. Benjamin Horne
: Oh, always tell the hardest truth first. Oh, I love that. John, that's terrific. This truth business is clearly at the forefront of goodness.
: I'm going to give Little Elvis a bath.