Laura Palmer
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Laura Palmer (Character)
from "Twin Peaks" (1990)

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
Laura: Hey, Jacques.
Jacques Renault: I'm not Jacques. I am the Great Went.
Laura: I am the Muffin.

Laura: My secret diary... there are pages missing.
Harold Smith: Who would do that?
Laura: Bob.
Harold Smith: But, Bob is not real.
Laura: There are pages torn out! That is real, Harold!
Harold Smith: Okay, okay, maybe...
Laura: Bob is real! He's been having me since I was 12. And, the diary was hidden too well. There is no other person who could have known where it was. He comes in through my window at night. He's real. He's getting to know me now. He speaks to me.
Harold Smith: What does Bob say?
Laura: He says he wants to be me, or he'll kill me.

Donna: Do you think that if you were falling in space... that you would slow down after a while, or go faster and faster?
Laura: Faster and faster. And for a long time you wouldn't feel anything. And then you'd burst into fire. Forever... And the angel's wouldn't help you. Because they've all gone away.

Donna: Where are the cookies?
Laura: You mean Fred and Ginger?
Donna: Dancing.

James: You always hurt the ones you love.
Laura: You mean the ones you pity.

Donna: Where are you going, Laura?
Laura: Nowhere... fast. And you're not coming.

Laura Palmer: I'm gone. Long gone. Like a turkey in the corn.
James: You're not a turkey. A turkey is one of the dumbest birds on earth.
Laura Palmer: Gobble-gobble.

Bobby: Hey! Where were you for the last hour. I've been looking all over for you.
Laura: I was standing right behind you but you're too dumb to turn around.

Laura: I don't know when I can come back. Maybe never.
Harold: Laura! Laura!

Laura: [to Harold] You have to hide the diary, Harold. You made me write it all down. He doesn't know about you. You'll be safe.

"Twin Peaks: Episode #1.2" (1990)
[last lines]
Laura Palmer: [voice on a cassette tape] Remember me telling you about that mystery man? Well...

"Twin Peaks: Part 18 (#1.18)" (2017)
Dale Cooper: What year is this?
Laura Palmer: [screams]

Twin Peaks: The Missing Pieces (2014)
Bobby Briggs: I killed a guy for baby laxative.
Laura Palmer: What is the world coming to when you kill a guy for baby laxative?

"Twin Peaks: Episode #1.3" (1990)
Laura Palmer: I feel like I know her but sometimes my arms bend back...

"Twin Peaks: Part 2 (#1.2)" (2017)
Laura Palmer: I am dead, yet I live.

"Twin Peaks: Episode #2.22" (1991)
[Cooper sits with the dwarf in the Red Room of the Black Lodge]
The Man From another Place: [talking backwards; subtitled] When you see me again, it woun't be me.
[steps on an insect on the floor]
The Man From another Place: [talking backwards] This is the waiting room. Would you like some coffee? Some of your friends are here.
[Laura Palmer appears and sits beside the dwarf]
Laura Palmer: [talking backwards; subtitled] Hello, Agent Cooper.
[Laura winks and snaps her fingers backwards]
Laura Palmer: [talking backwards] I'll see you again in 25 years. Meanwhile...